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Mix and match your favourite gift wrap designs and let the festive wrapping commence!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiscount automatically applied at checkout on eligible gift wrap sheets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 660mm x 480mm (approx. 26 x 18.9 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFolded size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 330mm x 240mm (approx. 13 x 9.4 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFormat:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Supplied folded, not rolled\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Proudly designed in Wales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePostage:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Convenient large-letter format\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Dispatched via Royal Mail Tracked 48\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're wrapping something special for a retro-loving friend or creating a beautifully coordinated pile of presents beneath the Christmas tree, this colourful vintage-inspired gift wrap brings plenty of nostalgic charm without looking the slightest bit old-fashioned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeautifully designed. 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