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    Get ready to celebrate with our Naughty and Nice Birthday Cards! Sometimes a bit offensive and sometimes just funny! Whether you're looking for something funny or a bit rude, we've got you covered. Perfect for those who like to keep it real and love a good swear word or 3!

    59 products
    The "I Love Your Foof Card" is a square red Valentine card featuring bold text in a gold, glittery style that reads "I LOVE YOUR FOOF." It is set on a brown envelope against a white background. Nearby, a pencil and badge announce "I AM PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL).
    I Love Your Foof Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Muff Card" humorously features pink with gold text and rests on a brown envelope. A circular label indicates, "I AM PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL)." Ideal for a cheeky greetings card, this Valentine's Day gem is perfect for adding your personal touch with a pen.
    I Love Your Muff Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Bits Card" is a humorous greeting card that features the playful message "I LOVE YOUR BITS" in bold, gold letters with a red outline on a simple white background. This minimalist design leans toward the cheeky side and comes paired with a traditional brown envelope.
    I Love Your Bits Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Arse Card" is a square humorous greetings card showcasing a rainbow gradient background with bold, golden text that reads "I LOVE YOUR ARSE." Ideal for Valentine's Day, it includes a brown envelope and is pictured with a pink pen on a white surface. This card is available for worldwide shipping.
    I Love Your Arse Card
    £2.75
    A "Babe Let's Fuck Love Card" with bold gold and red text is placed on a brown envelope. On the right, a pink pen peeks out, all set against a light, textured background.
    Babe Let's Fuck Love Card
    £2.75
    A red "I Love Your Willy" card with bold, gold lettering stands out. A kraft paper envelope peeks from underneath, and a small round sticker declares "Printed Gold Leaf (Not Real)." Nearby, a pink pen sits on the white textured surface.
    I Love Your Willy Card
    £2.75
    Titled "Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card," this humorous Valentine's Day card showcases a playful message adorned with a glittery red heart on a pink background, complemented by a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card" features colorful, balloon-like letters spelling "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and "CUNT!" in a vibrant rainbow font against a black background, accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    A birthday card featuring a checkered pattern background with the playful message "Happy Birthday Cunt!" in bold black and blue letters. The card is paired with a brown envelope and prepared for global shipping in an environmentally friendly biodegradable bag.
    Happy Birthday Cunt! Card
    £2.75
    The Too Busy Being Fucking Fabulous To Care! Harlem Card comes in a brown envelope and features striking black and pink text proudly proclaiming, "Too busy being fucking fabulous to care!" It's an ideal sweary birthday card for those who embrace style with attitude.
    Too Busy Being Fucking Fabulous To Care! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card comes inside a brown biodegradable bag and features bold, black text that reads, "People often mistake you for an adult because of your age!" with the word "adult" highlighted in pink against a white background. Take advantage of worldwide shipping options for this cheeky card!
    People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
    £2.75
    A brown envelope contains the "I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Card," featuring colorful, bold, stylized letters against a black background that exclaims, "I CUNT BELIEVE HOW OLD YOU ARE!
    I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    The "Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card" features vibrant rainbow-colored text with a balloon-like texture on a black background, paired with a brown envelope.
    Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card," a cheeky birthday card printed in the UK. This playful design features a gorilla riding a bicycle with the humorous text "Happy Birthday You Hairy F*!" against an envelope backdrop.
    Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card
    £2.75
    A cheeky birthday card titled "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card" features an illustration of a bearded man, with bold, stylized text. Printed in the UK, this playful card includes an envelope that peeks out from behind.
    Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card
    £2.75
    The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card" is a humorous birthday card featuring an illustration of a bearded man with styled hair. The text on the card reads, "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker!" and it comes ready to gift in a brown envelope, making it ideal for anyone who appreciates a sweary card.
    Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card
    £2.75
    The Happy Birthday Scrote Card showcases a stylish black and white polka dot design, with eye-catching bold black and teal lettering set against the lively pattern. It includes a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping, all while being eco-friendly due to its biodegradable materials.
    Happy Birthday Scrote Card
    £2.75
    A square "Happy Birthday Minger Card" featuring bold text and a black and white crosshatch background is included with a plain brown envelope, prepared for global shipping.
    Happy Birthday Minger Card
    £2.75
    The "Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card" features bold black text on a white background that reads, "Happy Birthday Minger!" and comes elegantly paired with a brown envelope for worldwide shipping.
    Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card" showcases a vibrant, multicolored message on a sleek black background, complemented by its elegant placement on a brown envelope.
    Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    The "Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card" features a bold, balloon-like rainbow font against a striking black background, and includes a brown envelope for an eco-friendly gifting option, much like using a biodegradable bag.
    Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    The Big Dick Energy Card features bold, gold text on a red background proudly declaring "BIG DICK ENERGY." A small circle notes it is "PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL)." Ideal for cheeky occasions, it includes an envelope and pen against a white surface to complete the package.
    Big Dick Energy Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Ass! Card" displays a playful illustration of a donkey on a motorcycle accompanied by bold text. It is delivered in a brown envelope and printed in the UK, adding an eco-friendly element to your message with its biodegradable materials.
    I Love Your Ass! Card
    £2.75
    Illustration of a cat with long, wavy hair resembling a wig, set against a pink circle background. The whimsical "I Love Your Pussy! Card" sits atop an envelope, poised for its journey with worldwide shipping. Above the cat, text reads "I LOVE YOUR" and below "PUSSY!
    I Love Your Pussy! Card
    £2.75
    A "You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card" showcases an illustration of a cat with long, wavy fur surrounded by the text "You have such a beautiful pussy!" and rests on a brown envelope. The card highlights orange and yellow hues in the cat's fur and is available for worldwide shipping.
    You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card
    £2.75
    The May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card presents an illustrated cat with long, wavy hair and features the playful text, "May I pet your pretty pussy cat?" It comes packaged in a biodegradable bag with a brown envelope and includes the option of worldwide shipping for added convenience.
    May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card
    £2.75
    A funny card with a pink background features a red heart and the text "Feed me scotch eggs and tell me I'm pretty!" accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    A gorgeous candy-colored Valentine's Day card with a heart and the text "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I'm pretty!" rests on a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a candy-colored design with a pink background and a red glittery heart, making it an ideal choice for a humorous anniversary card. Inside the heart, it reads, "Feed me Twiglets and tell me I'm pretty." The card comes attractively presented on a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty" love card for Valentine's Day showcases a heart-shaped design adorned with red glitter. The humorous message inside the heart says, "Feed me Jaffa Cakes and tell me I'm pretty!" and comes with a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine's Day card adorned with a heart design and red glitter in the center. Inside, it humorously reads, "Feed me Nutella and tell me I'm pretty!" This amusing card comes with a brown envelope, perfect for bringing joy.
    Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card" features a square design with bold black text that declares, "I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOU," set atop a brown envelope against a white background. This cheeky, minimalist card is the ideal Valentine’s Day choice for anyone who values humor and sincerity equally.
    I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card
    £2.75