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      The "Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card" is a hilarious xmas card showing Santa in shades, a red hat, and flowers. The text reads: "CALM YA TITS IT'S CHRISTMAS!"—perfect for anyone with a cheeky sense of humor.
      Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card
      £2.99
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      The Fabulous 2026 Diary is an A5 week and month to view planner with 160 pages, featuring a bold design with a vintage babes vibe—an illustrated woman with colorful wavy hair on a black cover with striking white and purple text.
      Fabulous 2026 Diary | A5 week and month to view | 160 pages
      £15.99 £10.99 Save £5.00
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      The Fabulous 2026 Calendar (A4) showcases bold white text and a striking woman with rainbow hair on black. Includes 13 months (Jan 2027 too). Very sweary—perfect for a cheeky Secret Santa gift!.
      Fabulous 2026 Calendar | A4 | 13 months (inc Jan 2027) Very sweary!
      £12.99 £9.99 Save £3.00
      The "Happy Whatever Bold Rude Retro Birthday Card For Grownups. Fuck Yeah!" features a girl with vintage hair, star sunglasses, bold pink background, and cheeky message—perfect for anyone who loves attitude on their birthday.
      Happy Whatever Bold Rude Retro Birthday Card For Grownups. Fuck Yeah!
      £2.99
      The "I’m Fine That’s Just My Face Funny Friendship Greetings Card" features a grumpy older woman with big pink hair and the text "I'M FINE, THAT'S JUST MY FACE!" on a pink background—perfect for vintage babes and friends.
      I’m Fine That’s Just My Face Funny Friendship Greetings Card
      £2.99
      The Vintage Vibes Love You Little Shittle Cheeky Romance Card features a cartoon woman with blue hair winking and sticking out her tongue, plus playful text on a pink background—perfect for a fun, cheeky Valentine’s greeting.
      Vintage Vibes Love You Little Shittle Cheeky Romance Card
      £2.99
      The "Oh No!!! You're Leaving To Be F*cking Fabulous Somewhere Else!?!" Vintage Babes New Job Card is a funny, rude retirement or leaving card featuring a pink-haired cartoon woman with a worried look and bold text on a turquoise background.
      Oh No!!! You're Leaving To Be F*cking Fabulous Somewhere Else!?! Vintage Babes New Job Card
      £2.99
      A vintage-inspired pop art birthday card featuring a surprised woman with teal hair and red lipstick, “LET'S GET ABSOLUTELY TWATTED!” above her. The perfect funny Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card for unforgettable celebrations.
      Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card Vintage Babes Celebration
      £2.99
      The Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie features a retro red-haired woman with cake and fork on a purple background—perfect for celebrating your best friend's birthday with vintage style.
      Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie
      £2.99
      The “Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help?” card is a funny, motivational friendship greeting featuring a vintage cartoon woman with blue hair and plaid shirt, perfect for cheering up friends with humor.
      Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help? Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99
      The "When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In Peoples Eyes! Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card" features a smiling retro redhead with half a lemon, perfect as a bold and humorous friendship or passive-aggressive card.
      When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In Peoples Eyes! Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99
      Bold retro greeting card featuring a serious baby with styled hair and sunglasses. "HAPPY WHATEVER!" appears above; "FUCK YEAH" is reflected in the glasses. Blank inside. Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card.
      Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card, Bold Rude Birthday Card.
      £2.99
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      The "Congrats Smarty Pants" card features a glittery rainbow background and bold white text. Ideal for graduations, exam results, new jobs, or passing a driving test. Includes a brown envelope and a small "YOU DID IT!" label at the bottom.
      Congrats Smarty Pants, Graduation, Exam Results Pass Card, Congratulations You Passed, Passing Driving Test, New Job Card
      £2.99 £0.99 Save £2.00
      The 21st Birthday Card features "Happy Birthday" on top, large faux fur gradient "21" in red, purple, and blue at the center, and "Years of Awesome!" below, all set on a vibrant pink background.
      21st Birthday Card. Happy Birthday 21 Years of Awesome! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      White birthday card with fluffy numbers '18' and text on a pink background
      18th Birthday Card. How The Heck Are You 18 Years Old? Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Send birthday cheer with the Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card—features a smiling woman with purple hair and a bow on a pink background. Perfect vintage-style card for your bestie’s birthday!.
      Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
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      The "Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card" features an illustration of a joyful woman running with open arms on a yellow background—an ideal card for supporting and celebrating your best friend.
      Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card
      £2.99 £1.50 Save £1.49
      The Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card features a stylish woman with purple hair, gold earrings, and bold makeup—an ideal funny card for celebrating your best friend’s birthday.
      Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card features fluffy red, purple, and blue "21", bold text above and below—perfect for wild celebrations and a hilarious way to mark the milestone.
      Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card" features bold, balloon-like rainbow letters on a black background—ideal as a sweary celebration card for birthdays or any occasion.
      Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card features bold, rainbow balloon letters on a black background—perfect for anyone who enjoys cheeky humor and loves to laugh on their birthday.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      30th birthday card with fluffy numbers '30' and text on a white background
      Happy 30th Birthday WTF! How Are You 30 Years Old! Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Rude Birthday Card" features fluffy, gradient pink and purple “30” numbers with the bold phrase on a white background, shown upright against yellow.
      Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate in style with the Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Birthday Card, featuring bold pink and red "40" numbers, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on top, and "FABULOUS AND FIERCE!" below—perfect for a 40th birthday.
      Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Look At You 40 And Fucking Naughty! Rude Birthday Card features bold pink, fluffy “40” numbers on a yellow background—a hilarious and cheeky choice for any 40th birthday celebration.
      Happy Birthday Look At You 40 And Fucking Naughty! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate a milestone with the "Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card" - featuring a rainbow-colored, fluffy "50", playful birthday wishes, and a fun pink background. The ideal card for turning 50!.
      Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Wish them a fabulous milestone with the "Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card"—a hilarious card featuring bold, rainbow-colored text, perfect for anyone turning 50 and loving it!.
      Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card features bold black text on white—ideal for birthdays or special celebrations. Shown on a yellow surface with a matching background.
      Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card
      £2.99
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      The WTAF Now List! Notepad is a bold DL to-do-list planner with blank lines, an "OTHER SHIT!" section, and a pen diagonally placed. It features a pink border and yellow highlighted title, making it stand out on your desk.
      WTAF Now List! Notepad. Shopping List. DL Notepad To-do-list.
      £5.99 £4.99 Save £1.00
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      The “Today’s Shitshow Shit List Notepad” is an A5, 50-page to-do list with a playful pink and yellow design—perfect for jotting down tasks, notes, and doodles with a sense of humor.
      Today’s Shitshow Shit List A5 Notepad | Funny To-Do List | 50 Pages
      £7.99 £6.65 Save £1.34