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    Shop our range of Naughty Sweary Christmas Cards and Fun Festive Wrapping Paper! Add a cheeky twist to your Christmas celebrations with hilarious, bold, & very inappropriate designs that are sure to make your friends & family laugh. Perfect for those who love snarky twist to their festive greetings and gift wrapping.

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    The "Merry Fucking Christmas Card" features a cartoon Santa with a cheeky grin against a red background adorned with snowflakes, and it boasts bold text declaring "Merry Fucking Christmas" in festive lettering. This humorous adult Xmas card comes with a classic brown envelope.
    Merry Fucking Christmas Card
    £2.75
    The Feeling Festive As Fuck! Santa Scooter Card showcases a cartoon Santa riding a blue scooter against a snowy red background. The card humorously declares, "Feeling festive as fuck! Merry Christmas!" and is complemented by an envelope peeking out from behind, adding a cheeky twist to your holiday greetings.
    Feeling Festive As Fuck! Santa Scooter Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the "Have a Very Merry Christmas Bright Baubles Card"! This festive greeting card features the message "Have a Very Merry Christmas" elegantly displayed in red and pink on a white circular area. The vibrant background showcases abstract patterns in shades of pink, orange, and teal. The card is blank inside, allowing you to add your personal touch, and it comes with a brown envelope packaged in biodegradable material.
    Have a Very Merry Christmas Bright Baubles Card
    £2.75
    The "Santa Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits! Christmas Card" features a jolly Santa illustration and the playful message "Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits!" on a green background with white polka dots that resemble snow. Elegantly paired with a brown envelope, this vibrant card is an ideal addition to any biodegradable bag holiday gift collection.
    Santa Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits! Christmas Card
    £2.75
    The "Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card" features a playful illustration of a cool Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a drink. The card humorously proclaims, "Calm ya tits it's Christmas!" and adds a cheeky touch to the festive spirit. It comes with a brown envelope.
    Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card
    £2.75
    This "Up Ya Clacker! Aussie Merry Christmas Card" features a fun illustration of Santa sporting sunglasses and a Santa hat while holding a drink. The text above says "Up Ya Clacker!" and the banner below states "Aussie Merry Christmas." With its festive and humorous design, this card is shipped worldwide in a biodegradable bag and includes a brown envelope.
    Up Ya Clacker! Aussie Merry Christmas Card
    £2.75
    This German Christmas card, titled "Prost! Frohe Weihnachten," features an illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a glass filled with ice and a drink. The words "PROST!" are prominently displayed above, with "FROHE WEIHNACHTEN" written on a ribbon below. The card is ready for worldwide shipping and comes in a brown biodegradable bag.
    Prost! Frohe Weihnachten. German Christmas Card.
    £2.75
    Illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a drink, with "Iechyd Da!" above and "Nadolig Llawen" below—perfect as a Welsh Christmas card. The backdrop is white with a brown envelope, ideal for worldwide shipping.
    Iechyd Da! Nadolig Llawen. Welsh Christmas Card.
    £2.75
    An illustrated Christmas card with a penguin hugging a Christmas tree against a snowy background. The card reads, "Merry Christmas Cuddles!" and rests on a brown envelope, adding a touch of funny Christmas charm to your holiday greetings.
    Merry Christmas Cuddles Card
    £2.75
    A festive Christmas card with "Merry Christmas Tinseltits" in bold, red text, surrounded by a colorful, vintage-inspired pattern reminiscent of classic holiday designs. This greetings card is paired with a brown envelope.
    Bright Baubles Tinseltits Christmas Card
    £2.75
    Funny Christmas card featuring a cheeky snowman holding a sign that reads, "Merry Xmas Even Though You're a Bit of a Knob!" against a snowy backdrop, perfect greetings card featuring some naughty Xmas humour.
    Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card
    £2.75
    A Funny Christmas card featuring an animated Santa Claus with the text "Ho Ho Ho MOTHERFUCKERS!" and three gift icons above. Perfect for those who appreciate naughty Xmas humour, this adult Xmas card is placed on a rustic brown envelope.
    Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card
    £2.75
    A funny Christmas card featuring a smiling snowman with a green scarf and the text "Seasonal Bollocks to One and All!" on a snowy background, placed on a brown envelope. Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of naughty Xmas humour.
    Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card
    £2.75
    Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card with a red polka dot background and bold white text saying, 'Fuck off and have a very merry fucking Christmas then!' This amusing sweary card features a snow globe graphic with a snowman in the corner, perfect for an adult-themed holiday greeting. Comes complete with an envelope.
    Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas and a HNY Card," featuring a humorous image of Santa wearing sunglasses, a Hawaiian shirt, and a flower in his hair. The playful message says "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!" This card, complete with its brown envelope, is sure to bring some laughter to your holiday celebrations.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas and a HNY Card
    £2.75
    The Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas Motherfucker! Card features an illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a drink, with the bold text "Merry Christmas Motherfucker!" It’s a humorous Christmas card that comes on a square card snugly placed in a brown envelope to deliver smiles.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas Motherfucker! Card
    £2.75
    The Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your 2nd Favourite Parent Card features an illustration of a bearded Santa sporting sunglasses and a Santa hat while smoking a cigar. The card humorously reads "Merry Christmas" at the top and "From your 2nd favourite parent!" at the bottom, adding a touch of naughty Christmas humor perfect for those with a cheeky festive spirit. It is presented on a brown envelope.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your 2nd Favourite Parent Card
    £2.75
    The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your Favourite Parent Card" features a stylish Santa wearing sunglasses, a classic Santa hat, and a beard adorned with flowers. The message "Merry Christmas from your favourite parent!" is set against a pink background. Ideal for those who enjoy cheeky holiday humor, the card comes with a brown envelope.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your Favourite Parent Card
    £2.75
    Here's a humorous Christmas card titled "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your 2nd Favourite Child Card." It features a cool Santa wearing sunglasses, with a flower in his hat and a floral beard. Embracing playful Christmas humor, the text reads "Merry Christmas from your 2nd favourite child!" It comes perfectly paired with its brown envelope.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your 2nd Favourite Child Card
    £2.75
    The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your Favourite Child Card" adds a touch of naughty Xmas humor with its depiction of Santa donning sunglasses and smoking a cigar. The cheeky message, "Merry Christmas from your favourite child!" makes it the perfect choice for an adult Christmas card, and it comes paired with a brown envelope to delight that special someone.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your Favourite Child Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Wanker Card": a humorous Christmas card featuring a stylish Santa wearing sunglasses and a red hat, enjoying a cigar. Adorned with the cheeky message, "Merry Christmas to my favourite wanker!" this card is ideal for those who love a touch of naughty festive humor. It comes complete with a plain envelope, specially designed to deliver some sweary fun this holiday season.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Wanker Card
    £2.75
    The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Bellend Card" features a bearded man sporting sunglasses and a Santa hat while holding a drink. It comes with a plain brown envelope, offering a cheeky touch of naughty holiday humor with the message: "Merry Christmas to my favourite bellend!
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Bellend Card
    £2.75
    A saucy Christmas card from the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Cunt Card" collection, showcasing a stylish Santa donning sunglasses with a flower tucked behind one ear. The card boldly declares, "Merry Christmas to my favourite cunt!" It's accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Cunt Card
    £2.75
    The "Sunglass Santa's Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! Xmas Card" features a humorous illustration of Santa Claus wearing sunglasses and a Santa hat, encircled by flowers. The card is emblazoned with the phrase "Seasonal Bollocks" above and "To One and All!" below. This adult Christmas card rests on a brown envelope, offering a witty twist to the classic seasonal greeting.
    Sunglass Santa's Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! Xmas Card
    £2.75
    This humorous Christmas card, titled 'Sunglass Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfuckers! Christmas Card,' showcases a stylized Santa Claus donning sunglasses and a red hat, surrounded by vibrant flowers. The card features the playful text "Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfuckers! Merry Christmas" set against a pink and white background, offering a cheeky addition to your adult Xmas card collection.
    Sunglass Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfuckers! Christmas Card
    £2.75
    The Sunglass Santa's Merry Fucking Christmas and a HNY Xmas Card showcases a playful Santa sporting sunglasses and puffing on a cigar. The card features the cheeky message, "Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year!" It is accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Sunglass Santa's Merry Fucking Christmas and a HNY Xmas Card
    £2.75
    The "Sunglass Santa's Feeling Festive As Fuck! Christmas Card" showcases a humorous Santa sporting sunglasses and a red hat, amidst tropical flowers. The card features the text "Feeling Festive As F*ck! Merry Christmas" in a circular design, ideal for fans of cheeky Xmas humor. It comes paired with a brown envelope.
    Sunglass Santa's Feeling Festive As Fuck! Christmas Card
    £2.75
    A depiction of a trendy Santa Claus with sunglasses and a Santa hat, sipping from a glass of whiskey. This vibrant Spanish Christmas card design prominently displays the words "¡Salud!" at the top and "Feliz Navidad" at the bottom. The joyful expression on Santa's face embodies the holiday spirit flawlessly.
    ¡Salud! Feliz Navidad. Spanish Christmas Card.
    £2.75
    The "Santé! Joyeux Noel" French Gallic Christmas Card features a trendy Santa Claus sporting sunglasses and holding a glass of whiskey, set against a red glow. The card displays "SANTÉ!" at the top and "JOYEUX NOËL" on a banner below. It comes with a brown envelope and is available for worldwide shipping to spread your holiday cheer.
    Santé! Joyeux Noel. French Gallic Christmas Card.
    £2.75
    This charming Italian Christmas card, titled "Cin! Cin! Buon Natale," features an illustration of a bearded man wearing a Santa hat and sunglasses while holding a drink. The words "CIN! CIN!" appear above him, with the phrase "BUON NATALE" on a banner below. Perfect for celebrating the festivities, this card is accompanied by worldwide shipping and comes with a brown envelope as its background.
    Cin! Cin! Buon Natale. Italian Christmas Card.
    £2.75
    Featuring a festive illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a drink, the "Slàinte Mhath! Nollaig Chridheil" Scottish Gaelic Christmas card displays "Slàinte Mhath!" at the top and "Nollaig Chridheil" at the bottom. It is packaged in a biodegradable bag for eco-friendly gifting and comes with a brown envelope, offering you worldwide shipping options.
    Slàinte Mhath! Nollaig Chridheil. Scottish Gaelic Christmas Card
    £2.75
    The ultimate Christmas card showcases a laid-back Santa sporting sunglasses and holding a drink, with the bold text "CHEERS BIG EARS! MERRY CHRISTMAS".
    Cheers Big Ears! Merry Christmas Card
    £2.75