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    Whether you want them to feed you pork scratchings and tell you you're pretty or that you really, really fucking love them! Our rude relationship / love cards are perfectly offensive enough for your partner, other half, wife or boyfriend! Take your pick from our many naughty, saucy, sweary card designs!

    38 products
    The "I Love Your Foof Card" is a square red Valentine card featuring bold text in a gold, glittery style that reads "I LOVE YOUR FOOF." It is set on a brown envelope against a white background. Nearby, a pencil and badge announce "I AM PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL).
    I Love Your Foof Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Bits Card" is a humorous greeting card that features the playful message "I LOVE YOUR BITS" in bold, gold letters with a red outline on a simple white background. This minimalist design leans toward the cheeky side and comes paired with a traditional brown envelope.
    I Love Your Bits Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Arse Card" is a square humorous greetings card showcasing a rainbow gradient background with bold, golden text that reads "I LOVE YOUR ARSE." Ideal for Valentine's Day, it includes a brown envelope and is pictured with a pink pen on a white surface. This card is available for worldwide shipping.
    I Love Your Arse Card
    £2.75
    A red "I Love Your Willy" card with bold, gold lettering stands out. A kraft paper envelope peeks from underneath, and a small round sticker declares "Printed Gold Leaf (Not Real)." Nearby, a pink pen sits on the white textured surface.
    I Love Your Willy Card
    £2.75
    Titled "Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card," this humorous Valentine's Day card showcases a playful message adorned with a glittery red heart on a pink background, complemented by a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Muff Card" humorously features pink with gold text and rests on a brown envelope. A circular label indicates, "I AM PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL)." Ideal for a cheeky greetings card, this Valentine's Day gem is perfect for adding your personal touch with a pen.
    I Love Your Muff Card
    £2.75
    The Big Dick Energy Card features bold, gold text on a red background proudly declaring "BIG DICK ENERGY." A small circle notes it is "PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL)." Ideal for cheeky occasions, it includes an envelope and pen against a white surface to complete the package.
    Big Dick Energy Card
    £2.75
    A hand with painted nails holds the "I Love Your Belly" Valentines Day card, featuring gold text on a red background. A playful envelope peeks out from behind, adding a touch of charm to this funny card.
    I Love Your Belly Card
    £2.75
    The "I Love Your Ass! Card" displays a playful illustration of a donkey on a motorcycle accompanied by bold text. It is delivered in a brown envelope and printed in the UK, adding an eco-friendly element to your message with its biodegradable materials.
    I Love Your Ass! Card
    £2.75
    Illustration of a cat with long, wavy hair resembling a wig, set against a pink circle background. The whimsical "I Love Your Pussy! Card" sits atop an envelope, poised for its journey with worldwide shipping. Above the cat, text reads "I LOVE YOUR" and below "PUSSY!
    I Love Your Pussy! Card
    £2.75
    A "You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card" showcases an illustration of a cat with long, wavy fur surrounded by the text "You have such a beautiful pussy!" and rests on a brown envelope. The card highlights orange and yellow hues in the cat's fur and is available for worldwide shipping.
    You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card: a charming greeting card featuring a sheep with flowing wool against pink shading. Adorned with the phrases "Ewe Were Made For Me" and "Everybody Tells Me So!", it includes a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
    Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card
    £2.75
    The May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card presents an illustrated cat with long, wavy hair and features the playful text, "May I pet your pretty pussy cat?" It comes packaged in a biodegradable bag with a brown envelope and includes the option of worldwide shipping for added convenience.
    May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card
    £2.75
    The "Will You Look At The Ass On That!" card features a cartoon donkey riding a motorcycle on its cover, with the humorous text, "WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT!" It includes a brown envelope and is suitable for any occasion. Additionally, it ships in a biodegradable bag, making it ideal for worldwide shipping enthusiasts.
    Will You Look At The Ass On That! Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a fluffy sheep with stylized wool set against a pink backdrop. Above the sheep, the text reads "I REALLY REALLY LOVE," while below it says, "EWE!" This charming card comes tucked inside a brown envelope and is shipped in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag. Enjoy global delivery!
    I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a cartoon sheep set against a pink background with bold text. The card, designed in Wales, is accompanied by a brown envelope and is carefully packaged in a biodegradable bag.
    I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card" showcases a mechanical heart adorned with gears and tubes, paired with "I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU!" text and a brown envelope. This delightful card offers ample space for your personal note inside and is available for worldwide shipping.
    I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Fucking Love You! Steampunk Heart Card" showcases an illustration of a mechanical heart adorned with pipes and gears. Bold black text above the design proclaims, "I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOU!" The card is blank inside, perfectly presented on a brown envelope and available for worldwide shipping.
    I Really Fucking Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
    £2.75
    The Phwoar Glitter Card features a sparkling rainbow glitter design, making it perfect for any special occasion. The word "phwoar" is displayed in dazzling rainbow glitter letters against a white circular background. This card, ideal for Valentine's Day or an anniversary, comes with a charming brown envelope.
    Phwoar Glitter Card
    £2.75
    The Love Glitter Card boasts a vibrant design with the word "love" at its center, standing out against a dazzling rainbow-colored background, and is beautifully paired with a brown envelope.
    Love Glitter Card
    £2.75
    A funny card with a pink background features a red heart and the text "Feed me scotch eggs and tell me I'm pretty!" accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    A gorgeous candy-colored Valentine's Day card with a heart and the text "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I'm pretty!" rests on a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a candy-colored design with a pink background and a red glittery heart, making it an ideal choice for a humorous anniversary card. Inside the heart, it reads, "Feed me Twiglets and tell me I'm pretty." The card comes attractively presented on a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty" love card for Valentine's Day showcases a heart-shaped design adorned with red glitter. The humorous message inside the heart says, "Feed me Jaffa Cakes and tell me I'm pretty!" and comes with a brown envelope.
    Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine's Day card adorned with a heart design and red glitter in the center. Inside, it humorously reads, "Feed me Nutella and tell me I'm pretty!" This amusing card comes with a brown envelope, perfect for bringing joy.
    Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card" features a square design with bold black text that declares, "I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOU," set atop a brown envelope against a white background. This cheeky, minimalist card is the ideal Valentine’s Day choice for anyone who values humor and sincerity equally.
    I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Let's Fuck Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is an ideal choice for a Valentine's gift. This square gift box is wrapped in white paper adorned with red heart patterns, each heart highlighting the word "LOVE" in white. The finishing touch is a white ribbon bow, reflecting sophisticated gift wrap finesse.
    Let's Fuck Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
    £3.75
    The "I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is a square gift wrapped in white paper, featuring humorous text such as "I love you willy," "I love your bits," and "I really love you." It's adorned with a blue ribbon and includes a black and white circle sticker on the side, making it perfect for a playful Valentine’s Day gift.
    I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
    £3.75
    A gift box wrapped in the Shit Present Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) displays playful and humorous text in black and gold, such as "SHIT PRESENT" and other whimsical phrases. It is adorned with a green ribbon and bow, along with a small circular sticker on the bottom right corner.
    Shit Present Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
    £3.75
    The "Best Year Of My Life Card" features a vibrant rainbow glitter background with a white circle in the center. The text on the card says, "Best year of my life, with the love of my life!" It's an ideal card for celebrating relationship goals, presented on a brown envelope and left blank inside for your personal message.
    Best Year Of My Life Card
    £2.75
    The "Let's Fuck Card" showcases a striking red heart with the phrase "let's fuck" in elegant white script on the front. Ideal for delivering bold messages, it comes with a brown envelope and is set against a pristine white background.
    Let's Fuck Card
    £2.75
    A card from the "I Really Really Fucking Love You" collection, featuring a handwritten message on a brown envelope and a small red heart—ideal for a humorous Valentine’s gesture.
    I Really Really Fucking Love You Card
    £2.75