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    All kinds of greetings cards for all kinds of occasions and peoples! Our range includes cards to celebrate weddings, birthdays, colleagues leaving, friends moving away, Mother's Day, Valentines Day and Christmas. All featuring F-bombs and many of your favourite swear words. 

    253 products
    A square greetings card with a good luck message for your new job, boldly declares "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" in striking black letters, nestled perfectly on a brown envelope.
    About Fucking Time! Congratulations Card
    £2.75
    Colourful glitter greetings card with "ADIOS AMIGO!" in bold white letters and small pink text saying "GOING TO MISS YOU TRAITOR!" beneath. The artwork is playfully placed on a brown envelope.
    Adios Amigo Card
    £2.75
    A white greetings leaving card with the handwritten message "be fucking awesome!" placed on a brown envelope, perfect for saying goodbye with good luck vibes.
    Be Fucking Awesome Script Card
    £2.75
    The "Best Year Of My Life Card" features a vibrant rainbow glitter background with a white circle in the center. The text on the card says, "Best year of my life, with the love of my life!" It's an ideal card for celebrating relationship goals, presented on a brown envelope and left blank inside for your personal message.
    Best Year Of My Life Card
    £2.75
    A4 wedding day card featuring an illustration of a champagne bottle popping, adorned with the message: "Congrats on your amazing wedding day!"
    Big Congrats On Your Amazing Wedding Day Card! (A4 Size)
    £7.99
    An eye-catching farewell card with a rainbow glitter gradient reading "Fuck off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" in bold white text. A starburst includes the message, "Going to miss you!" The card is labeled as "A4 size," reflecting its larger format.
    Big Fuck Off And Be Fabulous Glitter Card (A4 size)
    £7.99
    Product Description: The "Big Just Fucking Married Card" (A4 size) features a bold "Just Married" greeting with the word "Fucking" elegantly written in pink between them. Below, there is an illustration of a wedding car with a "Fuck Yeah" license plate, complete with floral and can decorations. The inside is blank for your personal message. Available for worldwide shipping.
    Big Just Fucking Married Card (A4 size)
    £7.99
    Introducing the Big Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Card in A4 size, featuring a lively and colorful rainbow glitter background. The front humorously declares, "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" with a bold red starburst proclaiming, "Going to miss you!" for an amusing addition to any goodbye celebration.
    Big Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Card (A4 size)
    £7.99
    Funny Christmas card featuring a cheeky snowman holding a sign that reads, "Merry Xmas Even Though You're a Bit of a Knob!" against a snowy backdrop, perfect greetings card featuring some naughty Xmas humour.
    Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card
    £2.75
    A Rainbow Font Card featuring vibrant, bold text declares "BOOBS BEFORE DUDES!" on a black background. This Boobs Before Dudes Card makes for a cheeky greetings card.
    Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    A festive Christmas card with "Merry Christmas Tinseltits" in bold, red text, surrounded by a colorful, vintage-inspired pattern reminiscent of classic holiday designs. This greetings card is paired with a brown envelope.
    Bright Baubles Tinseltits Christmas Card
    £2.75
    The Bye Felicia Glitter Card features a square design with a rainbow glitter background and bold white text that states "BYE, FELICIA." Below, it adds a heartfelt touch with the message, "IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU HERE!" Ideal for gifting to that special work colleague, this card is accompanied by a charming brown envelope.
    Bye Felicia Glitter Card
    £2.75
    The "Bye Then Card" features rainbow faux glitter letters spelling "BYE THEN" on a white background, with the message "Going to miss you. It won't be the same without you!" printed in small text below. This ideal leaving card comes paired with a brown envelope.
    Bye Then Card
    £1.00
    A minimalist leaving card featuring the phrase "bye then" in black script font. Perfect for wishing good luck in a new job.
    Bye Then Script Card
    £2.75
    The ultimate Christmas card showcases a laid-back Santa sporting sunglasses and holding a drink, with the bold text "CHEERS BIG EARS! MERRY CHRISTMAS".
    Cheers Big Ears! Merry Christmas Card
    £2.75
    This charming Italian Christmas card, titled "Cin! Cin! Buon Natale," features an illustration of a bearded man wearing a Santa hat and sunglasses while holding a drink. The words "CIN! CIN!" appear above him, with the phrase "BUON NATALE" on a banner below. Perfect for celebrating the festivities, this card is accompanied by worldwide shipping and comes with a brown envelope as its background.
    Cin! Cin! Buon Natale. Italian Christmas Card.
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your Amazing Wedding Day Card!" features the text "Congrats on your amazing wedding day!" alongside an illustration of a champagne bottle popping its cork and releasing bubbles. It is packaged with a brown envelope and is available for worldwide shipping.
    Congrats On Your Amazing Wedding Day Card!
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card!" features an illustration of a champagne bottle popping its cork, surrounded by bubbles. It's an ideal way to celebrate love and comes with a brown envelope and worldwide shipping.
    Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card!
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your Big Queer Wedding Card!" showcases a champagne bottle popping with cork and bubbles in the air, and boldly says, "Congrats on your big queer wedding day!" It comes with a biodegradable bag for eco-friendly gifting and is available for worldwide shipping, making it ideal for any celebration.
    Congrats On Your Big Queer Wedding Card!
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your Divorce! Harlem Card," printed in the UK, boasts a bold and cheeky message in black and pink text, celebrating newfound freedom with the exclamation: "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR DIVORCE!" It arrives nestled in a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your Divorce! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the "Congrats On Your Graduation! Harlem Card," a striking greeting card featuring black and pink text with the cheeky message, "Wow! Congratu-fuckin-lations on your graduation!" Accompanied by a plain brown envelope, this UK-printed card is the ideal choice for a stylish graduation celebration.
    Congrats On Your Graduation! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    A Harlem Card, titled "Congrats On Your New Babies!" features bold, distressed text in white with the message "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new babies!" in black and pink. This edgy congratulations card is playfully paired with a brown envelope, ready to surprise and delight.
    Congrats On Your New Babies! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card" features bold text that humorously reads, "Wow! Congratufuckinglations on your new baby!" with the word "baby" highlighted in pink. Designed in Wales, the card is set on a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your New Job! Harlem Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new job!" with the word "job" highlighted in pink. Ideal for celebrating a new career milestone, this card comes with a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your New Job! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    A square Congratulations On Your Results! Harlem Card snugly fits in a brown envelope, showcasing the bold message, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR RESULTS!" in striking black and pink text. Celebrate your accomplishment with this cheeky typographic greetings card, ideal for capturing the excitement.
    Congrats On Your Results! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card" features bold text that says, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your vasectomy!" in black and pink letters on a white background. This humorous card is accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    Featuring an illustration of a smiling baby boy wearing a crown, surrounded by laurel leaves and a flower, the card boldly proclaims, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your new baby boy!" Set against a plain background, it comes with a brown envelope. This is the Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card.
    Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card
    £2.75
    This sweary greetings card, titled "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card," showcases a drawing of a baby girl adorned with a crown, set amidst leaves and flowers on a pink background. The bold text boldly exclaims "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY GIRL!" making it an ideal choice for celebrating the arrival of a new baby girl. It comes neatly paired with a brown envelope.
    Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card" features a cheerful baby wearing a crown and the bold message, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your new baby!" The card comes with a brown envelope and is prepared for worldwide shipping.
    Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card" features bold text that exclaims, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON BEATING CANCER!" with "CANCER" highlighted in pink. It sits atop a brown envelope, making for a striking presentation.
    Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    A typographic greetings card rests on a brown envelope, prominently displaying the message "WOW! Congratu-fucking-lations on fucking leaving!" with the word "LEAVING" highlighted in vibrant pink. This bold and cheeky Congratulations On Fucking Leaving! Sweary Card, designed in Wales, is perfect for those with a mischievous sense of humor.
    Congratulations On Fucking Leaving! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    A sweary retirement card with bold black and pink text exclaims, "Congratulations On Fucking Retiring!" in white, lying on a brown envelope—an ideal way to send rude congratulations that will definitely make an impression.
    Congratulations On Fucking Retiring! Sweary Card
    £2.75