Free Shipping on all UK orders Over £25

Trade Customers Trade

Rude Cards

If you appreciate an F-bomb or two and are partial to sweary strong offensive language you're in the right place! If you recoil and snary sweary language, keep scrolling sweetheart!

78 products

Sort

White birthday card with fluffy numbers '18' and text on a pink background

18th Birthday Card. How The Heck Are You 18 Years Old? Milestone Birthday Card

The 21st Birthday Card features "Happy Birthday" on top, large faux fur gradient "21" in red, purple, and blue at the center, and "Years of Awesome!" below, all set on a vibrant pink background.

21st Birthday Card. Happy Birthday 21 Years of Awesome! Milestone Birthday Card

The Be Fucking Awesome Script Card is a white, handwritten retirement card with "be fucking awesome!" in black script, set atop a brown envelope—ideal as a funny leaving or bold goodbye card.

Be Fucking Awesome Script Card

Send your best wishes with this bold and humorous retro floral birthday card for her, featuring a fun "Happy Birthday Sugartits" design—perfect for your best friend’s special day.

Bold and Humorous Birthday Greeting | Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card | Fun Design | Birthday Card For Her | Best Friend Birthday

The Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card features playful, colorful bubble letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for bold, fun greetings!.

Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card

The Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card features a pop art woman with purple hair holding a cake, set against a yellow background and the cheerful message, “Chin up, it’s out babe!” for a retro birthday vibe.

Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card

The Congrats On Your New Babies! Twins Harlem Card features bold pink "BABIES!" text on a brown envelope—an unforgettable typographic congratulations card for new twins.

Congrats On Your New Babies!Twins Harlem Card

The Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card comes with a brown envelope and features the message: "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY!" with "BABY!" in bold pink—ideal for bold baby celebrations.

Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card

The Congratu-fucking-lations On Fucking Retiring! Sweary Card boldly announces "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on fucking retiring!" in black and red, perfectly positioned on a brown envelope against a white backdrop.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Fucking Retiring! Sweary Card

Sold Out

The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card" features a bold square design with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR DIVORCE!" on a brown envelope, highlighting "DIVORCE!" in pink, all set against a white surface.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card

The Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Graduation! Harlem Card features a bold design with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION!" on a yellow background—“GRADUATION!” in big pink letters—the perfect card for grads.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Graduation! Harlem Card

The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card" features a crowned baby boy on a blue blanket amid leaves and an orange flower, with bold sweary congratulations on the front. Comes with a brown envelope for the perfect cheeky greeting.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card

The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card" features bold typography, a crowned baby girl on a pink leafy background, and the cheeky message: "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY GIRL!.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card

The Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card features a smiling baby in a gold crown, floral details, the sweary message: "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY!", and comes with a brown envelope.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card

The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Job! Harlem Card" is a square congratulations card with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB!" in bold black text, featuring "JOB!" in bold pink. It is presented on a brown envelope against a white background.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Job! Harlem Card

The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Results! Harlem Card," featuring bold black and pink lettering on a white card, rests on a brown envelope against a white backdrop. Ideal for stylishly expressing excitement.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Results! Harlem Card

The Harlem Card features bold black and pink text exclaiming, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your vasectomy!" It rests atop a plain brown envelope against a white background.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card

The Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card features "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON BEATING CANCER!" on a brown envelope, with "CANCER!" in bold pink—perfect for celebrating beating cancer.

Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card

A bold and cheeky greetings card named "Congratulations On Your Engagement! Sweary Card" showcases the phrase "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your engagement!" with the word "engagement" highlighted in pink, accompanied by a brown envelope.

Congratulations On Your Engagement! Sweary Card

Sold Out

The "Congratulations On Your New Home Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new home!" with the word "home" highlighted in pink while the rest of the text is in black. This cheeky card comes with a brown envelope.

Congratulations On Your New Home Card

The "Congratulations On Your New Home! Keys Card" is a typographic greetings card showcasing an illustration of a hand with a keychain, complete with keys and a small house charm. The message loudly proclaims, "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME!" and it is elegantly packaged in biodegradable material.

Congratulations On Your New Home! Keys Card

The "Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card" sits on a brown envelope, reading: "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW HUSBAND!" with "HUSBAND!" in bold pink—a funny card for newlyweds.

Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card

A Harlem Wedding Card with a bold twist arrives in a brown envelope, featuring black and pink text that shouts, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW WIFE!" Designed in Wales, this card is perfect for those wanting to make a statement.

Congratulations On Your New Wife! Harlem Wedding Card

The Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card sits atop a brown envelope, boldly stating, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING!" with "WEDDING!" in big pink letters—a hilarious way to celebrate their big day.

Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card

Sold Out

The Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card features the bold phrase in colorful letters on black, paired with a brown envelope—a cheeky, funny greeting card for those who love outrageous humor.

Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card

The Engaged As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M) features two men in suits embracing with "ENGAGED AS FUCK! CONGRATS!" on the front. The retro card comes with a brown envelope and is set against a white background.

Engaged As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M)

Sold Out

The Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card features a shiny purple and blue disco ball and bold white text—"Have a fabulous fucking birthday"—on a brown envelope, perfect for anyone who loves cheeky adult humor.

Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card

The Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card, a square black romantic card with vibrant puffy letters, rests on a brown envelope atop a white surface.

Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card

The "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Boy! Card" features a bold design with a smiling baby boy in a gold crown, laurel leaves, and a flower. Text: "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY BOY!"—a perfect congratulatory card for new parents.

Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Boy! Card

The "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl! Card" features a crowned baby girl with laurel leaves and a flower, plus the bold sweary message: "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY GIRL!" around the illustration.

Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl! Card

1 2 3 Next

Sweary Strong Offensive Language Used Here!