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    A square greetings card with a good luck message for your new job, boldly declares "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" in striking black letters, nestled perfectly on a brown envelope.
    About Fucking Time! Congratulations Card
    £2.75
    A "Babe Let's Fuck Love Card" with bold gold and red text is placed on a brown envelope. On the right, a pink pen peeks out, all set against a light, textured background.
    Babe Let's Fuck Love Card
    £2.75
    The "Babe Let's Shag Love Card" features a humorous design with a pink background and bold, gold-textured letters. This cheeky, minimalist Valentine's Day card comes with a brown envelope.
    Babe Let's Shag Love Card
    £2.75
    A white greetings leaving card with the handwritten message "be fucking awesome!" placed on a brown envelope, perfect for saying goodbye with good luck vibes.
    Be Fucking Awesome Script Card
    £2.75
    The Big Dick Energy Card features bold, gold text on a red background proudly declaring "BIG DICK ENERGY." A small circle notes it is "PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL)." Ideal for cheeky occasions, it includes an envelope and pen against a white surface to complete the package.
    Big Dick Energy Card
    £2.75
    An eye-catching farewell card with a rainbow glitter gradient reading "Fuck off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" in bold white text. A starburst includes the message, "Going to miss you!" The card is labeled as "A4 size," reflecting its larger format.
    Big Fuck Off And Be Fabulous Glitter Card (A4 size)
    £7.99
    A Rainbow Font Card featuring vibrant, bold text declares "BOOBS BEFORE DUDES!" on a black background. This Boobs Before Dudes Card makes for a cheeky greetings card.
    Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your Divorce! Harlem Card," printed in the UK, boasts a bold and cheeky message in black and pink text, celebrating newfound freedom with the exclamation: "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR DIVORCE!" It arrives nestled in a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your Divorce! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the "Congrats On Your Graduation! Harlem Card," a striking greeting card featuring black and pink text with the cheeky message, "Wow! Congratu-fuckin-lations on your graduation!" Accompanied by a plain brown envelope, this UK-printed card is the ideal choice for a stylish graduation celebration.
    Congrats On Your Graduation! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    A Harlem Card, titled "Congrats On Your New Babies!" features bold, distressed text in white with the message "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new babies!" in black and pink. This edgy congratulations card is playfully paired with a brown envelope, ready to surprise and delight.
    Congrats On Your New Babies! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card" features bold text that humorously reads, "Wow! Congratufuckinglations on your new baby!" with the word "baby" highlighted in pink. Designed in Wales, the card is set on a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your New Job! Harlem Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new job!" with the word "job" highlighted in pink. Ideal for celebrating a new career milestone, this card comes with a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your New Job! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    A square Congratulations On Your Results! Harlem Card snugly fits in a brown envelope, showcasing the bold message, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR RESULTS!" in striking black and pink text. Celebrate your accomplishment with this cheeky typographic greetings card, ideal for capturing the excitement.
    Congrats On Your Results! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card" features bold text that says, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your vasectomy!" in black and pink letters on a white background. This humorous card is accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    Featuring an illustration of a smiling baby boy wearing a crown, surrounded by laurel leaves and a flower, the card boldly proclaims, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your new baby boy!" Set against a plain background, it comes with a brown envelope. This is the Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card.
    Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card
    £2.75
    This sweary greetings card, titled "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card," showcases a drawing of a baby girl adorned with a crown, set amidst leaves and flowers on a pink background. The bold text boldly exclaims "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY GIRL!" making it an ideal choice for celebrating the arrival of a new baby girl. It comes neatly paired with a brown envelope.
    Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card" features a cheerful baby wearing a crown and the bold message, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your new baby!" The card comes with a brown envelope and is prepared for worldwide shipping.
    Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card" features bold text that exclaims, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON BEATING CANCER!" with "CANCER" highlighted in pink. It sits atop a brown envelope, making for a striking presentation.
    Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    A typographic greetings card rests on a brown envelope, prominently displaying the message "WOW! Congratu-fucking-lations on fucking leaving!" with the word "LEAVING" highlighted in vibrant pink. This bold and cheeky Congratulations On Fucking Leaving! Sweary Card, designed in Wales, is perfect for those with a mischievous sense of humor.
    Congratulations On Fucking Leaving! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    A sweary retirement card with bold black and pink text exclaims, "Congratulations On Fucking Retiring!" in white, lying on a brown envelope—an ideal way to send rude congratulations that will definitely make an impression.
    Congratulations On Fucking Retiring! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    A bold and cheeky greetings card named "Congratulations On Your Engagement! Sweary Card" showcases the phrase "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your engagement!" with the word "engagement" highlighted in pink, accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Congratulations On Your Engagement! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratulations On Your New Home Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new home!" with the word "home" highlighted in pink while the rest of the text is in black. This cheeky card comes with a brown envelope.
    Congratulations On Your New Home Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratulations On Your New Home! Keys Card" is a typographic greetings card showcasing an illustration of a hand with a keychain, complete with keys and a small house charm. The message loudly proclaims, "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME!" and it is elegantly packaged in biodegradable material.
    Congratulations On Your New Home! Keys Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new husband!" This cheeky card is displayed against a brown envelope and comes in a biodegradable bag, with the inside left blank for your personal message.
    Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card
    £2.75
    A Harlem Wedding Card with a bold twist arrives in a brown envelope, featuring black and pink text that shouts, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW WIFE!" Designed in Wales, this card is perfect for those wanting to make a statement.
    Congratulations On Your New Wife! Harlem Wedding Card
    £2.75
    A card from the "Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card" collection, perched on a brown envelope, boldly proclaims, "WOW! CONGRATU-FKING-LATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING!" in striking black and pink text. This edgy design adds flair to its cheeky congratulations, while its biodegradable bag ensures that it's both entertaining and environmentally friendly.
    Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    The "Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card" showcases vibrant 3D rainbow letters against a black backdrop. It comes with a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping.
    Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    The "Engaged As Fuck! Congratulations Card" features "Engaged as Fuck!" prominently above an illustration of an open red ring box holding a diamond ring. Below, it says "Congratu-fucking-lations!" This card, ideal for celebrating engagements, comes with a brown envelope and is available for worldwide shipping.
    Engaged As Fuck! Congratulations Card
    £2.75
    The Engaged As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M) features a charming illustration of two men in suits embracing, capturing a delightful retro vibe. The card displays the text "Engaged as Fuck! Congrats!" and is accompanied by a brown envelope.
    Engaged As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M)
    £2.75
    Introducing the Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card: it showcases a vibrant disco ball set against a lively purple backdrop. Bold white letters display the humorous message "Have a fabulous fucking birthday," perfect for adding an adult twist to your greetings. A chic brown envelope completes this stylish and entertaining card.
    Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card
    £2.75
    The "Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card" features a cheeky phrase in vibrant, rainbow font on a black background and comes with a brown envelope.
    Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    The Feeling Festive As Fuck! Santa Scooter Card showcases a cartoon Santa riding a blue scooter against a snowy red background. The card humorously declares, "Feeling festive as fuck! Merry Christmas!" and is complemented by an envelope peeking out from behind, adding a cheeky twist to your holiday greetings.
    Feeling Festive As Fuck! Santa Scooter Card
    £2.75