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A 2026 wall calendar with bold text reading “A F*cking Fabulous 2026 Calendar” and colorful, stylized artwork of a woman with wavy, rainbow hair on a black background.
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The "I Really Really Fucking Love You Card" is a white Valentine’s Day card with handwritten text, a small red heart, and smaller print saying “(like really!).” It comes placed on a brown envelope.
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The "Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" features a square design with a glittery rainbow background. It displays white text, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and has a "GOING TO MISS YOU!" starburst in the top right. Ideal as a funny, rude retirement card, it comes with a brown envelope.
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The "Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card" features a bright rainbow font on black, with a blank inside and stands upright against a yellow background.
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The "Look At You All Married and Shit! Wedding Congratulations Card" is designed in Wales with bold text and two illustrated hands clinking champagne glasses. The card is blank inside for your personal message.
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The "Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with long rainbow hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for sending birthday laughs to your fabulous friends.
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The "Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" features a square design with a glittery rainbow background. It displays white text, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and has a "GOING TO MISS YOU!" starburst in the top right. Ideal as a funny, rude retirement card, it comes with a brown envelope.
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The "I Really Really Fucking Love You Card" is a white Valentine’s Day card with handwritten text, a small red heart, and smaller print saying “(like really!).” It comes placed on a brown envelope.
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A square gift box wrapped in Middle Finger Piss Off Tattoo Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) with a yellow ribbon bow, photographed on a white background.
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A square gift box is wrapped in Fuckity Fuck Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) featuring "f*ck" in script, tied with a bright blue ribbon and bow. A small round label near the corner reads "Bunny Bodega Bloo.
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A square gift box wrapped in Let's Fuck Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) features sexy red heart designs with "love," tied with a white ribbon and bow, and topped with a "PRINT & BOGO BLE" sticker for a funny Valentine’s touch.
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The Hairy Fucker Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) features black and gold "Happy Birthday, you hairy fucker!" text—perfect for a quirky husband or queer birthday gift—wrapped with a bright yellow ribbon and bow.
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The Shit Present Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) features modern black and gold humorous text like “not even joking, really shit present inside” and comes wrapped with a yellow ribbon and bow—ideal for anyone who loves funny gift wrap.
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This “I Love Your Tits” gift wrap features playful, risqué love phrases in black and red, pink hearts, and comes folded—perfect for a funny Valentine's Day gift. Decorate with a bold red ribbon for extra flair.
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The "I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is a square gift wrapped in white paper, featuring humorous text such as "I love you willy," "I love your bits," and "I really love you." It's adorned with a blue ribbon and includes a black and white circle sticker on the side, making it perfect for a playful Valentine’s Day gift.
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A square gift box wrapped in "I Really Really Fucking Love You Gift Wrap" (folded sheet) with a red ribbon and bow, viewed from above on a white background.
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Wrapped in bold, colorful rainbow Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Gift Wrap (folded sheet) with the phrase "F*** OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!"—a hilarious farewell or offensive gift wrap for your work wife, finished with a teal ribbon and bow.
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Wrapped in Human Dog Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) featuring playful "Happy Birthday To My Human Servant! Woof Woof! From The Dog." text and tied with a pale silver ribbon, it’s the ideal gift for any dog mum.
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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 721 reviews.

Customer photo review of Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card

The card is loud, glittery, unapologetically camp, and instantly attention-grabbing 🤣 It was for my boss, who has a huge personality — glamorous, dramatic, hilarious, and the sort of person who swans into a room making an entrance. He’s deeply loved by the team and absolutely appreciated the humour. The card was dispatched first class and posted early at my request as I needed it by a specific date. Excellent customer service and the perfect card!

Hazel W. 5/5 Verified

Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card

Customer photo review of SALE! Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt Card

Absolutely delighted with the cards , the quality is excellent and delivery very fast , and I got an e mail saying they were refunding me some money as it had not deducted the discount which I did not realise. Highly recommend and definitely use in near future. Can not fault 10/10 .

Lesley R. 5/5 Verified

SALE! Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt Card

I made an error with my order and realised pretty much straight away. I sent an email explaining my mistake. Sweary Lady went above & beyond helping me rectify my error. Great company & great customer service. I will definitely purchase again in the future. Thank you.

Alison G. 5/5 Verified

Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Floral Card

Card arrived quick got me the order i wanted will defintly use again

Anne M. 5/5 Verified

Happy Birthday Cunt! Card

Just a card no verse or anything

Catherine K. 3/5 Verified

Happy 30th Birthday WTF! How Are You 30 Years Old! Card

Store owner replied: Thanks for leaving a review - all of our cards are blank inside, its stated in the first line of the card info. Thanks Adriana

The card arrived quickly and was exactly as described. Love the vibrant colours and the smutty titles. I'll definitely order again.

Louise M. 5/5 Verified

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