Funny Wedding & Rude Engagement Cards 💍
Because Hallmark is overrated 😜
Weddings are for love, laughter, and a fair bit of prosecco — not for boring cards that say “Best Wishes” in sparkly italics. Enter Sweary Card Lady, the home of cheeky, rude, and funny wedding cards proudly designed in South Wales. If your friends are the kind who’d rather giggle than gush, these cards are for them.
💌 Look at You All Married and Shit!
Our best-seller (and total crowd-pleaser). The Look at You All Married and Shit card says what everyone’s thinking — with a wink and a swear. Printed in the UK, blank inside, and guaranteed to get a laugh at the reception.
💍 More Funny & Rude Wedding Cards
From engagements to anniversaries, here are a few more from our Wedding, Marriage & Engagement Collection that’ll make even the vicar chuckle:
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Engaged As Fuck! – Because love should come with an F-bomb.
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Officially Married As Fuck – For the couple who made it official (and probably had an open bar).
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Just Fucking Married! Vintage Wedding Fiat Card – Retro vibes, rude wording, total classic.
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Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding – Because love is love (and sometimes sweary).
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Mr & Mrs Fucking Fabulous – For couples who sparkle and swear.
Each one designed with bold typography, vintage attitude, and that unmistakable Sweary Card Lady energy.
💡 Why Our Cards Hit Different
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🇬🇧 UK Designed & Printed: Every sweary card is proudly made in South Wales 🏴
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100% Recyclable: “Don’t be a tit, recycle me! Diolch!”
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Blank Inside: Because you don’t need us to write your filthy message for you.
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Conversation Starters: They’ll remember your card long after the confetti’s gone.
🎯 Funny Wedding Cards That Actually Rank
We don’t just make cards that swear — we make cards that show up.
Search for:
“funny wedding cards UK”
“rude engagement card”
“cheeky wedding congratulations card”
You’ll find Sweary Card Lady right there, helping grown-ups say what they actually mean (with profanity and pride).
🖤 Shop the Collection
Ready to ditch boring cards for good? Browse the full Wedding, Marriage & Engagement Cards Collection and find your next “Married As Fuck” moment.
💌 Designed in South Wales | Printed in the UK | Proudly Sweary Since 2022
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