Sweary Card Lady is a UK greeting card brand based in South Wales, creating funny, rude and design-led cards with bold typography and premium metallic - gold and silver foil finishes. The brand specialises in sweary birthday cards, rude greeting cards and modern Welsh designs, including bilingual Welsh gold foil cards.

Whether it’s a Wedding, your Grans Birthday, a heartfelt Valentine’s, or a new edition to the family, we’ve got hilarious, profane-laden greeting cards for every occasion!

We also create gift wrap all designed with an equal measure of jaw-dropping insults, designed to ambush loved ones and friends with hilarity when they least expect it!

We can be well-behaved when we want to be; we’re proudly eco-friendly and every insult comes to you via a water-based ink on FSC sustainably resourced paper stock because saving the planet is the only thing we do quietly!