A 2026 wall calendar with bold text reading “A F*cking Fabulous 2026 Calendar” and colorful, stylized artwork of a woman with wavy, rainbow hair on a black background.

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      The "I Really Really Fucking Love You Card" is a white Valentine’s Day card with handwritten text, a small red heart, and smaller print saying “(like really!).” It comes placed on a brown envelope.
      I Really Really Fucking Love You Card
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      The Bye Then Leaving Card features bold, faux glitter "BYE THEN" letters on a white background with the message "Going to miss you. It won’t be the same without you!" Comes with a brown envelope.
      Bye Then Leaving Card
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Minimalist Typographic Harlem Card features bold distressed black text on a yellow background—ideal as a cheeky UK birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! MInimalist Typographic Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text and stands upright against a yellow background—a perfect queer birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, displayed atop a brown envelope against a white background—a funny UK greeting card sure to add humor to any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
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      The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a retro dad and child illustration with a hilarious quote, perfect for birthdays. Includes a vintage-style greeting card and brown envelope.
      Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card
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      The “Today’s Shitshow Shit List Notepad” is an A5, 50-page to-do list with a playful pink and yellow design—perfect for jotting down tasks, notes, and doodles with a sense of humor.
      Today’s Shitshow Shit List A5 Notepad | Funny To-Do List | 50 Pages
      £8.99 £6.75 Save £2.24
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      The Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card is a square card with a polka dot design and bold, playful “Happy Birthday Scrote” text. This funny birthday card comes placed on top of a brown envelope.
      Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Leaving Card features a colorful glittery design on a brown envelope with the message "PISS OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and a star that says "GOING TO MISS YOU!"—a funny, rude farewell card.
      Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Leaving ard
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      The "Congrats Smarty Pants" card features a glittery rainbow background and bold white text. Ideal for graduations, exam results, new jobs, or passing a driving test. Includes a brown envelope and a small "YOU DID IT!" label at the bottom.
      Congrats Smarty Pants, Graduation, Exam Results Pass Card, Congratulations You Passed, Passing Driving Test, New Job Card
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      The Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card features bold, distressed black text on a white card, paired with a brown envelope. Blank inside and designed in Wales.
      Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card
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      The Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect as a funny typographic birthday card.
      Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card
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      The Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white card with bold, distressed black text reading "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!"—a funny birthday card displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card
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      The Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card! is UK printed, features a popping champagne illustration and “Congrats on your big gay wedding day!” message. It comes with a brown envelope and is blank inside for your personal note.
      Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card!
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      The Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card features a square glitter rainbow design with a bold white circle center and “Twat!” in colorful glitter inside. A hilarious friendship card, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card
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      The "Work Wife For Life! Glitter Leaving Card" features a glittery rainbow background and colorful "You're my work wife for life!" text, shown atop a brown envelope.
      Work Wife For Life! Glitter Leaving Card
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      The "Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card" features an illustration of a joyful woman running with open arms on a yellow background—an ideal card for supporting and celebrating your best friend.
      Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card
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      The "You Make Me So Horny! Cute Kitten Love Card" features a chubby white cat with a red heart and cheeky text on a red background—an ideal funny anniversary or quirky Valentine’s Day card, shown atop a brown envelope.
      You Make Me So Horny! Cute Kitten Love Card
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      The I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card features a sheep in front of a pink circle with the words "I REALLY REALLY LOVE EWE!" Blank inside, it comes with a brown envelope and is designed in Wales—perfect for heartfelt messages.
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
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      The Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Congratulations Card (M/F) features two tattoo-style hands giving the middle finger, surrounded by flowers and a heart, with bold text: "Married As Fuck!" above and "Fuck Yeah!" below. Envelope partially visible.
      Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Congratulations Card (M/F)
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      The Let's Fuck Card features a bold red watercolor heart and elegant white script, perfect as a naughty anniversary or cheeky Valentine’s greeting, and comes with a classic brown envelope.
      Let's Fuck Card
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      The “Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure!” Funny Dad Birthday Card features a retro-style dad and son with cheeky speech bubbles. Perfect rude card for Father’s Day or birthdays, comes with a brown envelope.
      Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
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      The WTAF Now List! Notepad is a bold DL to-do-list planner with blank lines, an "OTHER SHIT!" section, and a pen diagonally placed. It features a pink border and yellow highlighted title, making it stand out on your desk.
      WTAF Now List! Notepad. Shopping List. DL Notepad To-do-list.
      £5.99 £4.99 Save £1.00
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      The "I Love You! And Your Big Cock Cute Unicorn Card" features a unicorn with a flower crown and golden horn on a pink cloud with hearts—an adorable, funny anniversary card for someone special.
      I Love You! And Your Big Cock Cute Unicorn Card
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      The "I Want To Lick Your Lollipop! Cute Unicorn Card" shows a cartoon unicorn with a giant lollipop and the cheeky message: "I want to lick your lollipop! (And suck on your gobstoppers!)". Perfect for fun anniversaries. Envelope included.
      I Want To Lick Your Lollipop! Cute Unicorn Card
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Leaving Card features a hand with a heart tattoo giving the middle finger amid colorful flowers, with red text: "PISS OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN." A perfect rude congratulations card for a coworker leaving.
      Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Leaving Card
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      The "I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" features a fluffy, wind-blown sheep on a pink background with bold text—an ideal cheeky Welsh greeting card for someone special.
      I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
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      The "I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card" is a white funny greetings card with bold, black distressed text—perfect as a naughty Valentine card. Comes with a brown envelope, ready to gift on any white surface.
      I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker Card features a bold black and white wavy design with "Happy Birthday Wanker" in the center on a vibrant yellow background—ideal for anyone who loves edgy, funny, and offensive birthday greetings.
      Happy Birthday Wanker Card
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      The Off You Fuck Tattoo Leaving Card features a hand giving the middle finger amid colorful flowers, with "OFF YOU" above, "THEN" below, and "FUCK" on the finger. Blank inside and packaged in biodegradable wrapping.
      Off You Fuck Tattoo Leaving Card
      £2.99 £1.01 Save £1.98