Name: Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card
Brand: Sweary Card Lady
SKU: GX070
Price: 2.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

The "Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card" is a hilarious xmas card showing Santa in shades, a red hat, and flowers. The text reads: "CALM YA TITS IT'S CHRISTMAS!"—perfect for anyone with a cheeky sense of humor.

Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card Sweary Card Lady

A square greeting card set against a vibrant green background featuring a vintage-style illustration of a bearded Santa Claus wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of whiskey with a sprig of holly. Curved black uppercase text arches around the central emblem, reading "CALM YA TITS IT'S CHRISTMAS!"

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Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card! This ho ho hilarious adult xmas card is great for your wife, best friend or boyfriend. Everybody loves a funny xmas card - especially those who share your naughty xmas humour! They will appreciate this funny, seasonal sweary Christmas card!

CARD INFO

Blank inside
Card measures 150mm x 150mm (5.9ins x 5.9ins)
Packed in a biodegradable bag
Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
Letter size for posting.

SHIPPING & DELIVERY

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