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      A cheeky birthday card titled "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card" features an illustration of a bearded man, with bold, stylized text. Printed in the UK, this playful card includes an envelope that peeks out from behind.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card
      £2.99
      A humorous birthday card named "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card" showcases a gorilla riding a bicycle with the bold message "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt!" encircling the image. This cheeky card is carefully packaged in a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features bold, distressed text: "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" in pink on yellow. A vibrant card, thoughtfully designed in Wales.
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Bitch! Rainbow Font Card features glittery balloon letters on a bold black background and stands upright on a yellow surface, making it the perfect statement piece for any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Bitch! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card" features bold black text on a white background that reads, "Happy Birthday Minger!" and comes elegantly paired with a brown envelope for worldwide shipping.
      Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the "Happy Birthday Hoebag" Card, featuring a striking black and white zigzag pattern as its backdrop. The card showcases bold, stylized text that reads "Happy Birthday Hoebag," and comes accompanied by a brown envelope, making it perfect for worldwide shipping.
      Happy Birthday Hoebag Card
      £2.99
      A brown envelope contains the "I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Card," featuring colorful, bold, stylized letters against a black background that exclaims, "I CUNT BELIEVE HOW OLD YOU ARE!
      I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      Presenting the "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby!" card, featuring an illustration of a baby adorned with a crown. The bold text, "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY!" adds a humorous touch. Accompanied by a brown envelope, this card offers a vibrant and cheeky celebration for new parents.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby! Card
      £2.99
      Greeting card titled "Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster!" featuring a cute illustration of a baby girl wearing a crown, surrounded by laurel wreaths and flowers. Includes the text: "Welcome to the World! Teeny Tiny Tit Monster!" This charming typographic greeting card is paired with a brown envelope.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Girl Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the "Congratulations On Your New Baby! Crown Card"—a delightful greeting card adorned with a crowned baby illustration encircled by a laurel wreath and accented by a delicate flower. The card features the joyful message, "Congratulations on your new baby!" and comes paired with a brown envelope.
      Congratulations On Your New Baby! Crown Card
      £2.99
      This sweary greetings card, titled "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card," showcases a drawing of a baby girl adorned with a crown, set amidst leaves and flowers on a pink background. The bold text boldly exclaims "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY GIRL!" making it an ideal choice for celebrating the arrival of a new baby girl. It comes neatly paired with a brown envelope.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The "What the Fuck is that? It's a Baby! Harlem Card" is a typographic congratulations card featuring bold text: "What the fuck is that? It's a baby. I know it's a fucking baby! What's it doing here!?" It comes with a brown envelope, perfect for an irreverent celebration.
      What the Fuck is that? Its a Baby! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      An A4-sized retirement card called "Huge! Stay Forever Fucking Fabulous" stands vertically, showcasing bold white text with the words "STAY FOREVER FUCKING FABULOUS!" against a vibrant pink and orange gradient background. It's ideal for someone with a cheeky sense of humor.
      XLarge Stay Forever Fucking Fabulous Leaving Card (A4 size)
      £9.50
      The Fanks Rainbow Glitter Card showcases the word "fanks" in bold, glittery letters on a white circular center. This greeting card is accompanied by biodegradable packaging and includes a brown envelope, offering an eco-friendly option for expressing gratitude.
      Fanks Rainbow Glitter Card
      £2.99
      The "Off You Fuck Then! Harlem Card" features bold black text on a white card with a brown envelope, ideal for those in search of a cheeky congratulations card. It is packaged in a biodegradable bag and available for worldwide shipping.
      Off You Fuck! Minimalist Leaving Card
      £2.99
      A square greetings card with a good luck message for your new job, boldly declares "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" in striking black letters, nestled perfectly on a brown envelope.
      About Fucking Time! Congratulations Card
      £2.99
      The Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card features an illustration of a hand with a raised middle finger, encircled by vibrant flowers and leaves. The striking red text declares, "FUCK OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN." It's blank inside for your personalized message and includes a brown envelope. Plus, it ships worldwide.
      Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card
      £2.99
      The "I Love Your Ass! Card" displays a playful illustration of a donkey on a motorcycle accompanied by bold text. It is delivered in a brown envelope and printed in the UK, adding an eco-friendly element to your message with its biodegradable materials.
      I Love Your Ass! Card
      £2.99
      A "You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card" showcases an illustration of a cat with long, wavy fur surrounded by the text "You have such a beautiful pussy!" and rests on a brown envelope. The card highlights orange and yellow hues in the cat's fur and is available for worldwide shipping.
      You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card: a charming greeting card featuring a sheep with flowing wool against pink shading. Adorned with the phrases "Ewe Were Made For Me" and "Everybody Tells Me So!", it includes a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
      Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99
      The "I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card" showcases a mechanical heart adorned with gears and tubes, paired with "I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU!" text and a brown envelope. This delightful card offers ample space for your personal note inside and is available for worldwide shipping.
      I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
      £2.99
      The Phwoar Glitter Card features a sparkling rainbow glitter design, making it perfect for any special occasion. The word "phwoar" is displayed in dazzling rainbow glitter letters against a white circular background. This card, ideal for Valentine's Day or an anniversary, comes with a charming brown envelope.
      Phwoar Glitter Card
      £2.99
      The Love Glitter Card boasts a vibrant design with the word "love" at its center, standing out against a dazzling rainbow-colored background, and is beautifully paired with a brown envelope.
      Love Glitter Card
      £2.99
      A gorgeous candy-colored Valentine's Day card with a heart and the text "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I'm pretty!" rests on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold text on a white circle with black diagonal stripes, set against a yellow background for a playful touch. This adult humour card is perfect for sending rude birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Harlem Card features bold, black distressed text on a white card, standing upright against a yellow background—ideal for cheeky queer birthday celebrations.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! MInimalist Typographic Harlem Card
      £2.99
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      A square card designed in Wales, called the Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Card, showcases pink flowers and vibrant green leaves against a turquoise background. It features bold white and pink text that says "Happy Fucking Birthday" and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Floral Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card showcases bold text that reads "Happy Fucking Birthday" against a backdrop of cream peonies. The square card is elegantly displayed on a brown envelope, effortlessly combining edgy flair with floral elegance.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card
      £2.99
      A4 wedding day card featuring an illustration of a champagne bottle popping, adorned with the message: "Congrats on your amazing wedding day!"
      XLarge Big Congrats On Your Amazing Wedding Day Card! (A4 size)
      £9.50
      Product Description: The "Big Just Fucking Married Card" (A4 size) features a bold "Just Married" greeting with the word "Fucking" elegantly written in pink between them. Below, there is an illustration of a wedding car with a "Fuck Yeah" license plate, complete with floral and can decorations. The inside is blank for your personal message. Available for worldwide shipping.
      XLarge Just Fucking Married Congratulations Card (A4 size)
      £9.50