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      The "Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card" sits on a brown envelope, reading: "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW HUSBAND!" with "HUSBAND!" in bold pink—a funny card for newlyweds.
      Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card
      £2.99
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Child Card" features a fun Santa in sunglasses, smoking a cigar, with the message "Merry Christmas from your favourite child!" on a white background.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Child Card
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      The Santé! Joyeux Noel. French Gallic Christmas Card shows a stylish Santa in sunglasses with whiskey, "SANTÉ!" above and "JOYEUX NOËL" below. Includes brown envelope, biodegradable bag, and ships worldwide.
      Santé! Joyeux Noel. French Gallic Christmas Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
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      The Slàinte Mhath! Nollaig Chridheil. Scottish Gaelic Christmas Card shows a fun Santa in sunglasses with whiskey, featuring "SLÀINTE MHATH!" and "NOLLAIG CHRIDHEIL." Comes with a brown envelope in biodegradable packaging; ships worldwide.
      Slàinte Mhath! Nollaig Chridheil. Scottish Gaelic Christmas Card
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      The Merry Christmas from Your Favourite Uncle Christmas Card features a green biodegradable design with white polka dots and the message "Merry Christmas! From your favourite uncle" in bold, playful letters. Shown atop a brown envelope.
      Merry Christmas from Your Favourite Uncle Christmas Card
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      The Have a Very Merry Christmas Pressies Navy Card features red "Have a Very Merry Christmas" text on a white circle, blue background with gifts and snowflakes, is designed in Wales, and includes a brown envelope and biodegradable bag.
      Have a Very Merry Christmas Pressies Navy Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Harlem Card features bold black and pink text exclaiming, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your vasectomy!" It rests atop a plain brown envelope against a white background.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card" features a bold square design with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR DIVORCE!" on a brown envelope, highlighting "DIVORCE!" in pink, all set against a white surface.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Let's Get Jizzy With It! Rainbow Font Card is a funny square greeting card on a brown envelope, featuring “LET'S GET JIZZY WITH IT!” in colorful, shiny rainbow font against a black background.
      Let's Get Jizzy With It! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card features playful, colorful bubble letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for bold, fun greetings!.
      Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card features the playful phrase in colorful, puffy letters on a black background—great as a cheeky card for someone who loves a little fun. Comes with a brown envelope.
      Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Let Me Flick Your Bean! Rainbow Font Card" features the cheeky phrase in shiny, colorful bubble letters on a black background, paired with a brown envelope—a perfect funny greeting for someone with a playful sense of humor.
      Let Me Flick Your Bean! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "You Sexy Lover Fucker! Rainbow Font Card" features vibrant, balloon-style text on a black background. The words shine in bold gradient colors like red, orange, green, blue, and purple. Arranged in a square format with an envelope included, it's perfect for expressing bold affection.
      You Sexy Lover Fucker! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card" features a bearded, mustached man with bold text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for fans of cheeky humor.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card" is a white square card with a bearded man and cheeky text—ideal for those who appreciate funny, sweary birthday cards. Comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card features a bearded man and bold text on a yellow background—a hilarious, sweary birthday card for anyone with a sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card features a cartoon gorilla on a bike, surrounded by the bold text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HAIRY CUNT!" on a white background, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card" features a cheeky gorilla on a red bike and bold sweary text—great for anyone who’ll love some birthday laughs.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The Too Busy Being Fucking Fabulous To Care! Harlem Card is a square birthday card on a brown envelope featuring "fucking fabulous" in bright pink and the rest of the message in bold black text.
      Too Busy Being Fucking Fabulous To Care! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, shown resting on a brown envelope against a white background.
      Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Scrote! Harlem Card is a UK-printed white card with bold, black distressed text saying “HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCROTE!” and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Scrote! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, puffy rainbow letters on a black background spelling out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANKER!" The card is shown standing upright against a yellow surface.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on white card stock and comes with a brown envelope. It's packaged in a biodegradable bag and displayed against a white background.
      Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Hoebag Card showcases bold script on a wavy black-and-white background and comes with a brown envelope—UK printed and perfect for bringing laughs to their special day.
      Happy Birthday Hoebag Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Minger Card is a square, UK-printed card featuring a black-and-white geometric design, bold lettering, and comes with a brown envelope in a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday Minger Card
      £2.99
      The "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Boy! Card" features a bold design with a smiling baby boy in a gold crown, laurel leaves, and a flower. Text: "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY BOY!"—a perfect congratulatory card for new parents.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Boy! Card
      £2.99
      The "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby! Card" features bold typography, a smiling baby in a gold crown among flowers and leaves, with the message "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY!" and includes a brown envelope.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby! Card
      £2.99
      The "Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Girl Card" features a smiling baby in a gold crown among leaves and pink flowers, with bold text and comes with a brown envelope.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Girl Card
      £2.99
      The "Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Boy Card" features a crowned baby with leaves and a flower, a cheeky message on the front, is designed in Wales, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Boy Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate a new arrival with the "Congratulations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card," featuring a smiling baby girl in a crown, florals, and leaves. The card comes with a brown envelope and reads: "Congratulations on your new baby girl!.
      Congratulations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card
      £2.99