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      The "I Can't Believe You're Engaged! Congratulations! Sweary Card" features the text "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ENGAGED! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS!" around a ring illustration and comes in a brown envelope, packaged in a biodegradable bag.
      I Can't Believe You're Engaged! Congratu-fucking-lations! Engagement Card
      £2.99
      A bold and cheeky greetings card named "Congratulations On Your Engagement! Sweary Card" showcases the phrase "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your engagement!" with the word "engagement" highlighted in pink, accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Congratulations On Your Engagement! Sweary Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card" sits on a brown envelope, reading: "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW HUSBAND!" with "HUSBAND!" in bold pink—a funny card for newlyweds.
      Congratulations On Your New Husband! Sweary Wedding Card
      £2.99
      The Harlem Card features bold black and pink text exclaiming, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your vasectomy!" It rests atop a plain brown envelope against a white background.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card features playful, colorful bubble letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for bold, fun greetings!.
      Boobs Before Dudes! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card features the playful phrase in colorful, puffy letters on a black background—great as a cheeky card for someone who loves a little fun. Comes with a brown envelope.
      Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Let Me Flick Your Bean! Rainbow Font Card" features the cheeky phrase in shiny, colorful bubble letters on a black background, paired with a brown envelope—a perfect funny greeting for someone with a playful sense of humor.
      Let Me Flick Your Bean! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "You Sexy Lover Fucker! Rainbow Font Card" features vibrant, balloon-style text on a black background. The words shine in bold gradient colors like red, orange, green, blue, and purple. Arranged in a square format with an envelope included, it's perfect for expressing bold affection.
      You Sexy Lover Fucker! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card" is a white square card with a bearded man and cheeky text—ideal for those who appreciate funny, sweary birthday cards. Comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card features a cartoon gorilla on a bike, surrounded by the bold text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HAIRY CUNT!" on a white background, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, puffy rainbow letters on a black background spelling out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANKER!" The card is shown standing upright against a yellow surface.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on white card stock and comes with a brown envelope. It's packaged in a biodegradable bag and displayed against a white background.
      Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Hoebag Card showcases bold script on a wavy black-and-white background and comes with a brown envelope—UK printed and perfect for bringing laughs to their special day.
      Happy Birthday Hoebag Card
      £2.99
      The "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby! Card" features bold typography, a smiling baby in a gold crown among flowers and leaves, with the message "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY!" and includes a brown envelope.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby! Card
      £2.99
      The "Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Girl Card" features a smiling baby in a gold crown among leaves and pink flowers, with bold text and comes with a brown envelope.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Girl Card
      £2.99
      The "Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Boy Card" features a crowned baby with leaves and a flower, a cheeky message on the front, is designed in Wales, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Boy Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate a new arrival with the "Congratulations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card," featuring a smiling baby girl in a crown, florals, and leaves. The card comes with a brown envelope and reads: "Congratulations on your new baby girl!.
      Congratulations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The Congratulations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card features a cute baby boy with a gold crown, surrounded by leaves and a flower. Designed in Wales, it comes with a brown envelope and reads, “Congratulations on your new baby boy!”.
      Congratulations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card" features a crowned baby boy amid leaves and a flower, with bold sweary congratulations on the front. Comes with a brown envelope for the perfect cheeky greeting.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Boy! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card features "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON BEATING CANCER!" on a brown envelope, with "CANCER!" in bold pink—perfect for celebrating beating cancer.
      Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Results! Harlem Card," featuring bold black and pink lettering on a white card, rests on a brown envelope against a white backdrop. Ideal for stylishly expressing excitement.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Results! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Job! Harlem Card" is a square congratulations card with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB!" in bold black text, featuring "JOB!" in bold pink. It is presented on a brown envelope against a white background.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Job! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Congrats On Your New Babies! Twins Harlem Card features bold pink "BABIES!" text on a brown envelope—an unforgettable typographic congratulations card for new twins.
      Congrats On Your New Babies!Twins Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card comes with a brown envelope and features the message: "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY!" with "BABY!" in bold pink—ideal for bold baby celebrations.
      Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Seize That Fucking Yay! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, balloon-style text on a black background. Designed in Wales, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Seize That Fucking Yay! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card is a bold white greetings card with distressed black text—"HOO F_UCKING RAY!"—on a brown envelope and a clean white background.
      Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The You Fucking Smashed Script Congratulations Card features black cursive text on a white card, paired with a brown envelope. Blank inside. Printed in the UK.
      You Fucking Smashed Script Congratulations Card
      £2.99
      The Work Wife For Life! Script Card features cursive black text on the front and comes with a brown envelope. Blank inside, it's perfect for writing your own message to your favorite work wife.
      Work Wife For Life! Script Card
      £2.99
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Leaving Card features a hand with a heart tattoo giving the middle finger amid colorful flowers, with red text: "PISS OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN." A perfect rude congratulations card for a coworker leaving.
      Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Leaving Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card features a hand with a heart tattoo, bold "FUCK OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN" text, floral accents, blank inside. Includes brown envelope and biodegradable packaging.
      Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card
      £2.99