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      The Seize That Fucking Yay! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, balloon-style text on a black background. Designed in Wales, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Seize That Fucking Yay! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card features bold white "WELL DONE WANKER" text, a small star saying "GOING TO MISS YOU!", and a pink strip reading "I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE FUCKING LEAVING!" Envelope included.
      Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card
      £2.99
      The Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card is a white greetings card featuring bold, distressed black text that says "WELL FUCKING DONE!"—shown standing upright against a yellow background.
      Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card is a bold white greetings card with distressed black text—"HOO F_UCKING RAY!"—on a brown envelope and a clean white background.
      Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The You Fucking Smashed Script Congratulations Card features black cursive text on a white card, paired with a brown envelope. Blank inside. Printed in the UK.
      You Fucking Smashed Script Congratulations Card
      £2.99
      The Work Wife For Life! Script Card features cursive black text on the front and comes with a brown envelope. Blank inside, it's perfect for writing your own message to your favorite work wife.
      Work Wife For Life! Script Card
      £2.99
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Leaving Card features a hand with a heart tattoo giving the middle finger amid colorful flowers, with red text: "PISS OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN." A perfect rude congratulations card for a coworker leaving.
      Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Leaving Card
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      The Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card features a hand with a heart tattoo, bold "FUCK OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN" text, floral accents, blank inside. Includes brown envelope and biodegradable packaging.
      Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card
      £2.99
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      The "I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" features a fluffy, wind-blown sheep on a pink background with bold text—an ideal cheeky Welsh greeting card for someone special.
      I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card features a mechanical heart and sweet message, comes with a brown envelope, is blank inside, and arrives in a biodegradable bag for eco-friendly gifting.
      I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
      £2.99
      The I Really Fucking Love You! Steampunk Heart Card features a glowing, gear-filled anatomical heart and bold text. Comes with envelope in a biodegradable bag; card is blank inside for your personal message.
      I Really Fucking Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
      £2.99
      The "Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine’s Day card with a red glittery heart and white text, displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a pink design, large red glittery heart, and playful white text. This funny anniversary card comes displayed on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card features a bold pink flower, white "Happy Fucking Birthday" lettering, and a yellow background—perfect for a sassy UK birthday celebration.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card
      £2.99
      The Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/M) features bold tattoo-style art of two hands raising middle fingers, with flowers, leaves, and banners reading "MARRIED AS FUCK!" and "FUCK YEAH!"—perfect for a gay male wedding.
      Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/M)
      £2.99
      The "Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/M)" is a hilarious wedding card showing two hands with rings flipping the bird, captioned "OFFICIALLY MARRIED AS FUCK!"—a bold, rude card for daring couples.
      Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/M)
      £2.99
      The "Congrats On Your Amazing Wedding Day Card!" features a popping champagne bottle and cheerful message on the cover. Blank inside and paired with a brown envelope, it's perfect for sharing your wedding wishes.
      Congrats On Your Amazing Wedding Day Card!
      £2.99
      The "Congrats On Your Big Queer Wedding Card!" features a popping champagne bottle and joyful text, perfect for celebrating LGBTQ love. Includes a brown envelope.
      Congrats On Your Big Queer Wedding Card!
      £2.99
      The Happy 'I Do' Day Wedding Card shows a champagne bottle popping with "Happy 'I Do' Day!" and two red hearts. Designed in Wales, it comes with a brown envelope and is blank inside for your personal message.
      Happy 'I Do' Day Wedding Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratulations Mr and Mr Fucking Fabulous Gay LGBTQ Wedding Card" features bold black text and two hands clinking champagne glasses, perfect for celebrating a white gay wedding. Card comes with a brown envelope.
      Congratulations Mr and Mr Fucking Fabulous Gay LGBTQ Wedding Card
      £2.99
      The Mrs and Mrs Fucking Fabulous Gay Wedding Card features "Congratulations MRS & MRS FUCKING FABULOUS!" on the front, with an illustration of two hands clinking champagne glasses, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Mrs and Mrs Fucking Fabulous Gay Wedding Card
      £2.99
      The "Just Fucking Married! Vintage Wedding Fiat Card" displays a car with trailing cans and hearts, features bold text "Just F**king Married!" on the front, includes a brown envelope, is blank inside for your message, and offers worldwide shipping options.
      Just Fucking Married! Vintage Wedding Fiat Card
      £2.99
      The No One Is You Card features a pink circle design, perfect for spreading uplifting vibes.
      No One Is You Card
      £2.99
      The "I Love All of You! Card" is a red anniversary card with large, bold gold letters on the cover and comes with a brown envelope.
      I Love All of You! Card
      £2.99
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      The Jog On Judas Tattoo Leaving Card features a floral design with a hand flipping the middle finger, "JUDAS" on the fingers, "JOG ON" above, and "TRAITOR" below. This funny retirement card comes with a brown envelope.
      Jog On Judas Tattoo Leaving Card
      £2.99 £1.99 Save £1.00
      The "What Kind Of Fuckery Tattoo Leaving Card" is a funny UK-printed greeting card with a hand showing the middle finger among colorful flowers and the message “WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS? TRAITOR.” Includes a brown envelope.
      What Kind Of Fuckery Tattoo Leaving Card
      £2.99
      The Good Luck With That Card features large glittery rainbow "GOOD LUCK" letters on a white background, set above a brown envelope. Small pink text beneath reads, "WITH THAT..."—perfect for sending a funny farewell!.
      Good Luck With That Card
      £2.99
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      The "Fuck Off and Fabulous Script Leaving Card" is a minimalist card designed in Wales, with handwritten-style text on white card, paired with a brown envelope. It's blank inside for your own message.
      Fuck Off and Fabulous Script Leaving Card
      £2.99 £1.99 Save £1.00
      The "Off Is The Direction Type Card" is a square funny farewell card with bold black text that says, "OFF IS THE GENERAL DIRECTION IN WHICH I WISH YOU WOULD FUCK!" Shown on a brown envelope on a white surface.
      Off Is The Direction Type Card
      £2.99
      The Adios Amigo Leaving Card is a glittery rainbow farewell card with bold "ADIOS AMIGO!" text and a cheeky "GOING TO MISS YOU TRAITOR!" label, making it the perfect rude leaving card. Brown envelope included.
      Adios Amigo Leaving Card
      £2.99