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      The Let's Get Jizzy With It! Rainbow Font Card is a funny square greeting card on a brown envelope, featuring “LET'S GET JIZZY WITH IT!” in colorful, shiny rainbow font against a black background.
      Let's Get Jizzy With It! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card" features a bearded man with bold, sweary text—ideal for those who love funny, rude birthday cards. Includes a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card" features a bearded, mustached man with bold text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for fans of cheeky humor.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card" features a cheeky gorilla on a red bike and bold sweary text—great for anyone who’ll love some birthday laughs.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Minger Card is a square, UK-printed card featuring a black-and-white geometric design, bold lettering, and comes with a brown envelope in a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday Minger Card
      £2.99
      The "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl! Card" features a crowned baby girl with laurel leaves and a flower, plus the bold sweary message: "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY GIRL!" around the illustration.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl! Card
      £2.99
      The "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Boy! Card" features a bold design with a smiling baby boy in a gold crown, laurel leaves, and a flower. Text: "FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE! ON YOUR NEW BABY BOY!"—a perfect congratulatory card for new parents.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Boy! Card
      £2.99
      The “Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Card” features a smiling crowned baby among leaves and a flower, with playful text. Comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating new arrivals with humor.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Card
      £2.99
      The Congratulations On Your New Baby! Crown Card features a smiling baby with a gold crown, laurel branches, and a pink flower. Designed in Wales, it reads "Congratulations on your new baby!" and includes a brown envelope.
      Congratulations On Your New Baby! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card features a smiling baby in a gold crown, floral details, the sweary message: "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY!", and comes with a brown envelope.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Graduation! Harlem Card features a bold design with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION!" on a yellow background—“GRADUATION!” in big pink letters—the perfect card for grads.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Graduation! Harlem Card
      £2.99
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      The I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card features a sheep in front of a pink circle with the words "I REALLY REALLY LOVE EWE!" Blank inside, it comes with a brown envelope and is designed in Wales—perfect for heartfelt messages.
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a red glitter heart on pink, with a fun message inside: "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I’m pretty!" Includes a brown envelope—perfect for your wife on Valentine's Day.
      Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The "Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine’s Day card with a red glittery heart and white text, displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Weirdo Card features a black and white zigzag pattern with "Happy Birthday Weirdo" in bold fonts inside a white circle—perfect for anyone who loves adult humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card is a square floral birthday card with bold text and large cream peonies, presented on a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card features a bold message and a large pink peony on a yellow background—a playful, floral birthday card guaranteed to make them laugh.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card
      £2.99
      The Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/M) features bold tattoo-style art of two hands raising middle fingers, with flowers, leaves, and banners reading "MARRIED AS FUCK!" and "FUCK YEAH!"—perfect for a gay male wedding.
      Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/M)
      £2.99
      The You Slay Every Day Card is a square white greetings card with bold, glittery rainbow “YOU SLAY” text, small red “EVERY FUCKING DAY!” underneath, and comes with a brown envelope. Blank inside. Designed in Wales.
      You Slay Every Day Card
      £2.99
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      The "Fuck Off and Fabulous Script Leaving Card" is a minimalist card designed in Wales, with handwritten-style text on white card, paired with a brown envelope. It's blank inside for your own message.
      Fuck Off and Fabulous Script Leaving Card
      £2.99 £1.99 Save £1.00
      The Happy Birth Yay Card is a square typographic birthday card featuring glittery rainbow "HAPPY BIRTH YAY!" text on the front, paired with a brown envelope. The inside is blank for your personal message.
      Happy Birth Yay Card
      £2.99
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      The Off You Fuck Tattoo Leaving Card features a hand giving the middle finger amid colorful flowers, with "OFF YOU" above, "THEN" below, and "FUCK" on the finger. Blank inside and packaged in biodegradable wrapping.
      Off You Fuck Tattoo Leaving Card
      £2.99 £1.01 Save £1.98
      The Adios Amigo Leaving Card is a glittery rainbow farewell card with bold "ADIOS AMIGO!" text and a cheeky "GOING TO MISS YOU TRAITOR!" label, making it the perfect rude leaving card. Brown envelope included.
      Adios Amigo Leaving Card
      £2.99
      The Later Traitor Glitter Card is a fun UK printed leaving card with large, rainbow glittery text: "LATER TRAITOR." Below, in red font: "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! (GOING TO MISS YOU)." Includes a brown envelope and a sticker: "I AM PRINTED GLITTER (NOT REAL).
      Later Traitor Glitter Card
      £2.99
      Birthday Card for Sister Funny Rude Cake Chinoiserie Gold Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Birthday Card for Sister Funny Rude Cake Chinoiserie Gold Foil
      £3.99
      Birthday Card for Friend Funny Rude Sauv Blanc Wine Lover Chinoiserie Gold Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Birthday Card for Friend Funny Rude Sauv Blanc Wine Lover Chinoiserie Gold Foil
      £3.99
      Funny Rude Birthday Card Sour Dough Slut Porcelain Style Friendship Gold Foil Card Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Rude Birthday Card Sour Dough Slut Porcelain Style Friendship Gold Foil Card
      £3.99
      Rude Card for Best Friend Funny Love Language Chinoiserie Gold Foil Card Sweary Card Lady
      Rude Card for Best Friend Funny Love Language Chinoiserie Gold Foil Card
      £3.99
      Birthday Card for Friend Disco Party Silver Foil Funny Celebration Card Sweary Card Lady
      Birthday Card for Friend Disco Party Silver Foil Funny Celebration Card
      £3.99
      Bilingual Welsh wedding card with gold foil interlocking rings and 'Diwrnod Priodas Hapus' text at the top and 'Happy Wedding Day' text at the bottom.
      Bilingual Diwrnod Priodas Hapus - Welsh Wedding Congratulations Card Gold Foil
      £3.99