A 2026 wall calendar with bold text reading “A F*cking Fabulous 2026 Calendar” and colorful, stylized artwork of a woman with wavy, rainbow hair on a black background.

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      The Fabulous 2026 Calendar (A4) showcases bold white text and a striking woman with rainbow hair on black. Includes 13 months (Jan 2027 too). Very sweary—perfect for a cheeky Secret Santa gift!.
      Fabulous 2026 Calendar | A4 | 13 months (inc Jan 2027) Very sweary!
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      Merry Fucking Christmas Card
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      The "I Really Really Fucking Love You Card" is a white Valentine’s Day card with handwritten text, a small red heart, and smaller print saying “(like really!).” It comes placed on a brown envelope.
      I Really Really Fucking Love You Card
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! Xmas Card" features a humorous illustration of Santa Claus wearing sunglasses and a Santa hat, encircled by flowers. The card is emblazoned with the phrase "Seasonal Bollocks" above and "To One and All!" below. This adult Christmas card rests on a brown envelope, offering a witty twist to the classic seasonal greeting.
      Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! Rude Christmas Card
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      Send serious festive attitude with the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year Card"—a bold, funny xmas card featuring Santa in sunglasses and a cigar. Perfect for anyone who loves an adult Christmas card with a punch!.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year Card
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      The Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa waving with the bold message, “FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THEN!” on a snowy red and white background. Includes brown envelope. Perfect for adult holiday laughs.
      Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card
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      The Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card features a shiny purple and blue disco ball and bold white text—"Have a fabulous fucking birthday"—on a brown envelope, perfect for anyone who loves cheeky adult humor.
      Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Parent Card" features a Santa with sunglasses, a flower hat, and tropical flower beard. Includes the message: "Merry Christmas from your favourite parent!" Envelope shown in background.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Parent Card
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      The Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card features Santa dancing with three "Ho"-labeled red gift boxes overhead and bold green text shouting "Motherfuckers!" below. A naughty adult xmas card, it comes with an envelope on a snowy white background.
      Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card
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      The Fabulous 2026 Diary is an A5 week and month to view planner with 160 pages, featuring a bold design with a vintage babes vibe—an illustrated woman with colorful wavy hair on a black cover with striking white and purple text.
      Fabulous 2026 Diary | A5 week and month to view | 160 pages
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      Send festive laughs with the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Bellend Card"! Featuring a cool Santa in shades, drink in hand, and cheeky text—perfect for fans of naughty Xmas humour. Includes brown envelope.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Bellend Card
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      The Sunglass Santa's Feeling Festive As Fuck! Christmas Card shows Santa in sunglasses holding a drink, with the cheeky text "Feeling festive as fuck? Merry Christmas." Includes a brown envelope. Perfect funny adult Xmas card.
      Sunglass Santa's Feeling Festive As Fuck! Christmas Card
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      The Bye Then Leaving Card features bold, faux glitter "BYE THEN" letters on a white background with the message "Going to miss you. It won’t be the same without you!" Comes with a brown envelope.
      Bye Then Leaving Card
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      A square gift box wrapped in Funny Shit Christmas Present Inside Gift Wrap, Rude Xmas Wrap UK, with bold, colorful text and a red ribbon bow—a cheeky take on traditional Christmas wrapping in the UK.
      Funny Shit Christmas Present Inside Gift Wrap, Rude Xmas Wrap UK
      £2.75 £1.99 Save £0.76
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Minimalist Typographic Harlem Card features bold distressed black text on a yellow background—ideal as a cheeky UK birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! MInimalist Typographic Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text and stands upright against a yellow background—a perfect queer birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, displayed atop a brown envelope against a white background—a funny UK greeting card sure to add humor to any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
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      The Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card features a smiling snowman with a cheeky sign and a blue snowflake background—perfect for adults who love naughty Xmas humor. Envelope included.
      Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card
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      The Santa Merry Fucking Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa with the text "Merry Fucking Christmas" on a rainbow polka dot background—perfect as a colorful, funny, sweary Christmas card for adults.
      Santa Merry Fucking Christmas Card
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      The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a retro dad and child illustration with a hilarious quote, perfect for birthdays. Includes a vintage-style greeting card and brown envelope.
      Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card
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      The “Today’s Shitshow Shit List Notepad” is an A5, 50-page to-do list with a playful pink and yellow design—perfect for jotting down tasks, notes, and doodles with a sense of humor.
      Today’s Shitshow Shit List A5 Notepad | Funny To-Do List | 50 Pages
      £7.99 £6.65 Save £1.34
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Wanker Card" features Santa in shades and a hat, smoking a cigar, with the cheeky greeting—perfect for adult humor. Includes a brown envelope.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Wanker Card
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      Illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a drink, with "Iechyd Da!" above and Nadolig Llawen Funny Welsh Christmas Card. The backdrop is white with a brown envelope.
      Nadolig Llawen Funny Welsh Christmas Card
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      The Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card is a square card with a polka dot design and bold, playful “Happy Birthday Scrote” text. This funny birthday card comes placed on top of a brown envelope.
      Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card
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      The Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card features a cartoon snowman in a green scarf with bold red text: "Seasonal Bollocks To One And All!" Perfect for adults who enjoy naughty Xmas humour. Envelope included.
      Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card
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      A gift box wrapped in Modern Christmas Tree Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet), featuring red dots and tied with a red ribbon, sits atop matching paper for a festive touch.
      Modern Christmas Tree Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Leaving Card features a colorful glittery design on a brown envelope with the message "PISS OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and a star that says "GOING TO MISS YOU!"—a funny, rude farewell card.
      Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Leaving ard
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      A square gift box wrapped in Merry Fucking Xmas Santa Gift Wrap featuring Santa faces and snowflakes, finished with a red ribbon and bow.
      Merry Fucking Xmas Santa Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The "Congrats Smarty Pants" card features a glittery rainbow background and bold white text. Ideal for graduations, exam results, new jobs, or passing a driving test. Includes a brown envelope and a small "YOU DID IT!" label at the bottom.
      Congrats Smarty Pants, Graduation, Exam Results Pass Card, Congratulations You Passed, Passing Driving Test, New Job Card
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      Send holiday laughs with the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Card," featuring Santa in sunglasses, a hat, and floral beard. Includes brown envelope—perfect for anyone who enjoys fun adult Christmas cards!.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Card
      £2.99 £1.50 Save £1.49