A 2026 wall calendar with bold text reading “A F*cking Fabulous 2026 Calendar” and colorful, stylized artwork of a woman with wavy, rainbow hair on a black background.

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      The Prost! Frohe Weihnachten. German Christmas Card shows a Santa in sunglasses toasting with a drink, "PROST!" above and "FROHE WEIHNACHTEN" below. Card on brown envelope, packed in biodegradable bag. Worldwide shipping available.
      Prost! Frohe Weihnachten. German Christmas Card
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      The Cheers Big Ears! Merry Christmas Card shows Santa in sunglasses holding whiskey, with Cheers Big Ears Funny Christmas Card. Printed in the UK, envelope included, packaged in a biodegradable bag.
      Cheers Big Ears Funny Christmas Card
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      The Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card features bold, distressed black text on a white card, paired with a brown envelope. Blank inside and designed in Wales.
      Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card
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      The Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect as a funny typographic birthday card.
      Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card
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      The Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white card with bold, distressed black text reading "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!"—a funny birthday card displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card
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      The Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card! is UK printed, features a popping champagne illustration and “Congrats on your big gay wedding day!” message. It comes with a brown envelope and is blank inside for your personal note.
      Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card!
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      A square gift box wrapped in "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus" gift wrap features festive cartoon penguins, gifts, and Christmas trees with “Happy Christmas & New Year” text. Finished with a blue ribbon and bow—perfect for Secret Santa!.
      Happy Birthday Baby Jesus Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card features a square glitter rainbow design with a bold white circle center and “Twat!” in colorful glitter inside. A hilarious friendship card, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card
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      The "Work Wife For Life! Glitter Leaving Card" features a glittery rainbow background and colorful "You're my work wife for life!" text, shown atop a brown envelope.
      Work Wife For Life! Glitter Leaving Card
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      The Have a Very Merry Christmas Bright Baubles Navy Card features colorful ornaments and "Have a Very Merry Christmas" in bold script, comes in a biodegradable bag for eco-friendly gifting, and is available with worldwide shipping.
      Have a Very Merry Christmas Bright Baubles Navy Card
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      The "Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card" features an illustration of a joyful woman running with open arms on a yellow background—an ideal card for supporting and celebrating your best friend.
      Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card
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      The "I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card" features a unicorn flying over a rainbow with bold text on a red background, making it the perfect humorous anniversary card for your special someone, complete with a brown envelope.
      I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card
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      The "You Make Me So Horny! Cute Kitten Love Card" features a chubby white cat with a red heart and cheeky text on a red background—an ideal funny anniversary or quirky Valentine’s Day card, shown atop a brown envelope.
      You Make Me So Horny! Cute Kitten Love Card
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      Send laughs with the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your 2nd Favourite Parent Card"—a cheeky xmas card featuring Santa in sunglasses and hat, cigar in hand. Text: “Merry Christmas” above, “From your 2nd favourite parent!” below. Perfect naughty humour!.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your 2nd Favourite Parent Card
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      The Up Ya Clacker! Aussie Merry Christmas Card features a cool Santa in sunglasses holding a drink, with "UP YA CLACKER!" on top and "MERRY CHRISTMAS" below. Comes with a brown biodegradable envelope.
      Up Ya Clacker! Aussie Merry Christmas Card
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      The Cin! Cin! Buon Natale. Italian Christmas Card features Santa in sunglasses with whiskey, cheerful "CIN! CIN!" and "BUON NATALE" text, is sent in a biodegradable bag, and ships worldwide.
      Cin! Cin! Buon Natale. Italian Christmas Card
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      The I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card features a sheep in front of a pink circle with the words "I REALLY REALLY LOVE EWE!" Blank inside, it comes with a brown envelope and is designed in Wales—perfect for heartfelt messages.
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
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      The Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Congratulations Card (M/F) features two tattoo-style hands giving the middle finger, surrounded by flowers and a heart, with bold text: "Married As Fuck!" above and "Fuck Yeah!" below. Envelope partially visible.
      Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Congratulations Card (M/F)
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      A square gift wrapped in Seasonal Bollocks Snowman Christmas Gift Wrap, tied with a green ribbon, featuring "Best gift ever, didn’t even need a gift receipt," viewed from above on a white background.
      Seasonal Bollocks Snowman Christmas Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      Scandi Christmas Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The Off You Fuck Leaving Card features bold black cursive text on a minimalist card atop a brown envelope. Blank inside for your message—perfect for saying goodbye with humor.
      Off You Fuck Leaving Card
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      A square gift box wrapped in Kitsch Vintage Bauble Christmas Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet), adorned with colorful small objects and a purple ribbon bow, photographed from above on a white background.
      Kitsch Vintage Bauble Christmas Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The Let's Fuck Card features a bold red watercolor heart and elegant white script, perfect as a naughty anniversary or cheeky Valentine’s greeting, and comes with a classic brown envelope.
      Let's Fuck Card
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      A festive square gift box wrapped in "Christ on a Bike It’s Christmas Gift Wrap"—fun, cursive holiday paper with a shiny red ribbon bow. Perfect for Secret Santa or any Christmas gift!.
      Christ on a Bike It’s Christmas Gift Wrap, Fun Festive Wrapping Paper
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      A square gift box wrapped in "Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Gift Wrap | Rude Wrapping Paper UK," decorated with a red ribbon and bow, viewed from above on a white background.
      Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Gift Wrap | Rude Wrapping Paper UK
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      The Happy Christmas Candy Christmas Card is a square UK-made card with a sparkling pink background, elegant white "Happy Christmas" script, and comes in a biodegradable bag. It’s displayed on a glittery surface.
      Happy Christmas Candy Christmas Card
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      The Merry Xmas And A Happy New Year! Christmas Card features a large white star with green glittery "Merry Xmas & A Happy New Year!" text on a sparkly background.
      Merry Xmas And A Happy New Year! Christmas Card
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      Another Year Of Being Whoever-The-F*ck-You-Want! Funny Dad Birthday Card features a tattooed older man with a pink pompadour and reads, “Another year of being whoever the f*ck you want.” Includes brown envelope. Perfect punk card for him.
      Another Year Of Being Whoever-The-F*ck-You-Want! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
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      The “Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure!” Funny Dad Birthday Card features a retro-style dad and son with cheeky speech bubbles. Perfect rude card for Father’s Day or birthdays, comes with a brown envelope.
      Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
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      The WTAF Now List! Notepad is a bold DL to-do-list planner with blank lines, an "OTHER SHIT!" section, and a pen diagonally placed. It features a pink border and yellow highlighted title, making it stand out on your desk.
      WTAF Now List! Notepad. Shopping List. DL Notepad To-do-list.
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