Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card.
This vintage-inspired, bold-as-brass greeting card serves attitude with a wink, perfect for friends who appreciate honesty, eye-rolls, and a celebratory swear. Think premium print, vivid colour, and a design that pops on mantlepieces and Instagram alike. Inside is blank for your filthy haiku or heartfelt message, so you can go sweet, savage, or somewhere gloriously in-between. Printed in the UK on quality card stock, it feels luxe without the faff, and it pairs perfectly with our matching wrap. The Let’s Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card artwork riffs on our ‘Vintage Babes’ aesthetic — retro vibes, fierce energy, and the kind of confidence that says ‘call a cab, we’re celebrating’ energy. It’s an instant win for birthdays, big nights out, breakups-to-glow-ups, and every chaotic milestone in between. Slip in a gift voucher or stash some cash; either way, the Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card does the heavy lifting and you get the credit. Consider this your permission slip to celebrate loudly, laugh at the madness, and wrap life in unapologetic
CARD INFO
- Blank inside
- Card measures 150mm x 150mm (5.9ins x 5.9ins)
- Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
- Letter size for posting.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Shipped via Standard Royal Mail 1st Class
- Upgrade options available at checkout
- Trackable/Express Shipping available at checkout
- Worldwide shipping available.
