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      A Wales-designed card, titled "Happy Birthday Cunt!", features a bold plaid black and white pattern on the cover with the text prominently displayed. Set elegantly against a crisp white backdrop, it rests on a brown envelope, blending tradition with charm.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Fucking Leaving!" sweary card shows off bold text on a square white card with a brown envelope. "LEAVING" and "FUCKING" are in bright pink. It comes with biodegradable packaging for an eco-friendly touch!.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Fucking Leaving! Sweary Card
      £2.99
      The "I Love Your Ass! Card" displays a playful illustration of a donkey on a motorcycle accompanied by bold text. It is delivered in a brown envelope and printed in the UK, adding an eco-friendly element to your message with its biodegradable materials.
      I Love Your Ass! Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card: a charming greeting card featuring a sheep with flowing wool against pink shading. Adorned with the phrases "Ewe Were Made For Me" and "Everybody Tells Me So!", it includes a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
      Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99
      The "Will You Look At The Ass On That!" card features a cartoon donkey riding a motorcycle on its cover, with the humorous text, "WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT!" It includes a brown envelope and is suitable for any occasion. Additionally, it ships in a biodegradable bag, making it ideal for worldwide shipping enthusiasts.
      Will You Look At The Ass On That! Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold text on a white circle with black diagonal stripes, set against a yellow background for a playful touch. This adult humour card is perfect for sending rude birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
      A Valentine's Day card named "I Love You From My Bits To My Tits Card" features a purple background adorned with small, colorful hearts. The card showcases bold white text declaring, "I LOVE YOU FROM MY TITS TO MY BITS AND BACK AGAIN! PHWOAR!" and is presented with a brown envelope.
      I Love You From My Bits To My Tits Card
      £2.99
      The "You Slay Every Day" card features a glittery, rainbow-colored design with the bold statement "YOU SLAY" on a clean white background. Below, in smaller text, it exclaims "EVERY FKING DAY!" The card comes presented in a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in a biodegradable bag for an eco-friendly experience.
      You Slay Every Day Card
      £2.99
      The Fuck Off Fabulous Typographic Card features bold pink text that declares, "Fuck Off and Be Fabulous Somewhere Else Then!" Packaged in a biodegradable bag and accompanied by a brown envelope, it stands out against a white background. Send your sassy farewells anywhere in the world with our worldwide shipping!
      Fuck Off Fabulous Typographic Card
      £2.99
      The Good Luck, Going To Be Shit Here Tattoo Card features a tattoo-inspired design with a thumbs-up, clover, horseshoe, dice, and pink flowers, plus the message: "Good luck! But it's going to be shit here without you!" Includes brown envelope.
      Good Luck, Going To Be Shit Here Tattoo Card
      £2.99
      The "Jog On Judas Glitter Card" showcases a humorously cheeky farewell message against a sparkling rainbow backdrop, with prominent white text exclaiming "JOG ON JUDAS!" and smaller text below saying "GOING TO MISS YOU TRAITOR!" It is paired with a brown envelope, making it an ideal choice for a lighthearted retirement send-off.
      Jog On Judas Glitter Card
      £2.99
      The Oi You There! Fuck Off Card is a square, cheeky card with bold black text and explicit language, humorously telling the reader to "fuck off" in different ways. Shown on a white surface with a brown envelope.
      Oi You There! Fuck Off Card
      £2.99
      The "I Love Your Willy" card features gold-embossed text on a red background, resting elegantly on a brown envelope, making it the perfect golden foil card for Valentine's or special occasions.
      I Love Your Willy Card
      £2.99
      The Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card features bold black text on white—ideal for birthdays or special celebrations. Shown on a yellow surface with a matching background.
      Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card comes with a brown envelope, features a black-and-white Roman statue holding a beer mug, and says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CHEERS BIG EARS!" on green. Ships worldwide.
      Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "I Predict Wet Patches Card," featuring a candy-colored Valentine theme, shows a playful cloud with hearts and raindrops against a pink background. The card includes text that reads: "I predict wet patches, and a good seeing-to tonight!" It comes with a brown envelope.
      I Predict Wet Patches Card
      £2.99
      The "Play With My Pussy Cute Kitten Card" features a cartoon white cat with a red bow tie, holding a heart-shaped sign with its cheeky message. Against a red background with small hearts, this funny anniversary card comes beautifully placed in a brown envelope.
      Play With My Pussy Cute Kitten Card
      £2.99
      A "Let's Play Hide The Sausage" Valentine's card features pink and red flowers on the side and is accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Let's Play Hide The Sausage Card
      £2.99
      The "You Make My Fanny Flutter" card boasts a vibrant pink background and a circle surrounded by pink and peach flowers. Inside, the playful text: "YOU MAKE MY FANNY FLUTTER." Ideal for Valentine's Day, it comes with a brown envelope.
      You Make My Fanny Flutter Card
      £2.99
      The Be My Valentine Unicorn Card displays a rainbow-maned unicorn leaping over waves on a candy-colored background. It humorously states "Be My Valentine" at the top and "You Magnificent, Magical Bastard" below, and comes with an envelope for fun delivery.
      Be My Valentine Unicorn Card
      £2.99
      The Happy New Home! Congratulations! Keys Card features an illustration of a hand holding keys with a small red house keychain. Set against a white background, the card includes the message "Happy New Home! Congratulations!" It is designed in Wales and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy New Home! Congratulations! Keys Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the "Wishing You A Whale Of A Time In Your New Home!" card, featuring a charming illustration of a whale carrying a small house over ocean waves. The message inside extends warm wishes for your new place. It comes nestled within a brown envelope.
      Wishing You A Whale Of A Time In Your New Home! Card
      £2.99
      A card from the "Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card" collection, perched on a brown envelope, boldly proclaims, "WOW! CONGRATU-FKING-LATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING!" in striking black and pink text. This edgy design adds flair to its cheeky congratulations, while its biodegradable bag ensures that it's both entertaining and environmentally friendly.
      Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Baby Jesus Christmas Card depicts a snowman holding a banner with the same message amidst falling snowflakes and a snowy landscape. It is paired with a brown envelope, available for worldwide shipping, and packaged in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday Baby Jesus Christmas Card
      £2.99
      Inside a biodegradable bag lies the "Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card," featuring an envelope with striking black text: "Sending you love because wow what a shit show!" The word "love" is highlighted in pink, primed for worldwide shipping.
      Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card" showcases vibrant 3D rainbow letters against a black backdrop. It comes with a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping.
      Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      A congratulatory card titled "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl!" showcases a baby donning a crown, encircled by laurel leaves and a flower, alongside bold text proclaiming, "F* Yeah! Well Done! On Your New Baby Girl!" This expressive greetings card is paired with a brown envelope.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl! Card
      £2.99
      A New Baby Card titled "Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster!" showcases an illustration of a smiling baby adorned with a golden crown, encircled by laurel leaves and a delicate flower. Ideal for those who desire Sweary Congratulations delivered with flair.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah." Retro Baby Girl Birthday Card features a bold design with a star-sunglass-wearing girl and bright pink background—perfect for a fun, retro celebration.
      Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Retro Baby Girl, Bold Birthday Celebration Card
      £2.99