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      Funny 21st Birthday Card How The Heck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny 21st Birthday Card How The Heck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      Really Rude Irreverent Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Really Rude Irreverent Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil
      £3.99
      The "I’m Fine That’s Just My Face Funny Friendship Greetings Card" features a grumpy older woman with big pink hair and the text "I'M FINE, THAT'S JUST MY FACE!" on a pink background—perfect for vintage babes and friends.
      I’m Fine That’s Just My Face Funny Friendship Greetings Card
      £2.99
      The "Oh No!!! You're Leaving To Be F*cking Fabulous Somewhere Else!?!" Vintage Babes New Job Card is a funny, rude retirement or leaving card featuring a pink-haired cartoon woman with a worried look and bold text on a turquoise background.
      Oh No!!! You're Leaving To Be F*cking Fabulous Somewhere Else!?! Vintage Babes New Job Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card" features bold, balloon-like rainbow letters on a black background—ideal as a sweary celebration card for birthdays or any occasion.
      Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      30th birthday card with fluffy numbers '30' and text on a white background
      Happy 30th Birthday WTF! How Are You 30 Years Old! Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Rude Birthday Card" features fluffy, gradient pink and purple “30” numbers with the bold phrase on a white background, shown upright against yellow.
      Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card" features a bearded man with bold, sweary text—ideal for those who love funny, rude birthday cards. Includes a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card features a bold pink flower, white "Happy Fucking Birthday" lettering, and a yellow background—perfect for a sassy UK birthday celebration.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card is a square floral birthday card with bold text and large cream peonies, presented on a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card features a bold message and a large pink peony on a yellow background—a playful, floral birthday card guaranteed to make them laugh.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratulations On Your New Home! Keys Card" is a typographic greetings card showcasing an illustration of a hand with a keychain, complete with keys and a small house charm. The message loudly proclaims, "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME!" and it is elegantly packaged in biodegradable material.
      Congratulations On Your New Home! Keys Card
      £2.99
      The Good Luck in Your New Home! Whale Card features a whale carrying a house through waves, with the message "Good Luck In Your New Home!"—an ideal card to congratulate someone moving. Includes a brown envelope.
      Good Luck in Your New Home! Whale Card
      £2.99
      The Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card features a smiling baby in a gold crown, floral details, the sweary message: "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY!", and comes with a brown envelope.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Graduation! Harlem Card features a bold design with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION!" on a yellow background—“GRADUATION!” in big pink letters—the perfect card for grads.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Graduation! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a red glitter heart on pink, with a fun message inside: "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I’m pretty!" Includes a brown envelope—perfect for your wife on Valentine's Day.
      Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The "Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine’s Day card with a red glittery heart and white text, displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Weirdo Card features a black and white zigzag pattern with "Happy Birthday Weirdo" in bold fonts inside a white circle—perfect for anyone who loves adult humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold black diagonal stripes on a white background with "Happy Birthday Twat" in stylized lettering inside a white circle—a funny, rude adult birthday card for those who enjoy cheeky humor.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
      The Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/M) features bold tattoo-style art of two hands raising middle fingers, with flowers, leaves, and banners reading "MARRIED AS FUCK!" and "FUCK YEAH!"—perfect for a gay male wedding.
      Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/M)
      £2.99
      The You Slay Every Day Card is a square white greetings card with bold, glittery rainbow “YOU SLAY” text, small red “EVERY FUCKING DAY!” underneath, and comes with a brown envelope. Blank inside. Designed in Wales.
      You Slay Every Day Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birth Yay Card is a square typographic birthday card featuring glittery rainbow "HAPPY BIRTH YAY!" text on the front, paired with a brown envelope. The inside is blank for your personal message.
      Happy Birth Yay Card
      £2.99
      The Adios Amigo Leaving Card is a glittery rainbow farewell card with bold "ADIOS AMIGO!" text and a cheeky "GOING TO MISS YOU TRAITOR!" label, making it the perfect rude leaving card. Brown envelope included.
      Adios Amigo Leaving Card
      £2.99
      The Later Traitor Glitter Card is a fun UK printed leaving card with large, rainbow glittery text: "LATER TRAITOR." Below, in red font: "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! (GOING TO MISS YOU)." Includes a brown envelope and a sticker: "I AM PRINTED GLITTER (NOT REAL).
      Later Traitor Glitter Card
      £2.99
      The Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card features bold black text on white—ideal for birthdays or special celebrations. Shown on a yellow surface with a matching background.
      Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Birthday Card" features a retro winking man in a suit with a pink burst background and bold greeting. Envelope included. Ships worldwide. Perfect for your dad's birthday!.
      Love you Daddy! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a bearded statue in sunglasses making a rock 'n' roll sign, with a blue and white minimalist design and bold birthday message for dad.
      Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The Mr and Mrs F*cking Fabulous Wedding Card features bold text, "Congratulations MR & MRS F*CKING FABULOUS!" above two hands clinking champagne glasses, on a brown envelope—perfect for lively wedding congratulations.
      Mr and Mrs F*cking Fabulous Wedding Card
      £2.99
      The Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white greetings card with bold black text reading "HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY!" (the “U” appears as an asterisk). This birthday card ships worldwide and stands out against a yellow background.
      Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Hoo F*cking Ray! Harlem Card is a white congratulations card featuring bold black distressed text and comes with a brown envelope.
      Hoo F*cking Ray! Harlem Card
      £2.99