Naughty Birthday Cards

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      The Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card features balloon-like rainbow letters on a black square card and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for sending cheeky birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on white card stock and comes with a brown envelope. It's packaged in a biodegradable bag and displayed against a white background.
      Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Hoebag Card showcases bold script on a wavy black-and-white background and comes with a brown envelope—UK printed and perfect for bringing laughs to their special day.
      Happy Birthday Hoebag Card
      £2.99
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      The Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card is a square card with a polka dot design and bold, playful “Happy Birthday Scrote” text. This funny birthday card comes placed on top of a brown envelope.
      Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Happy Birthday Minger Card is a square, UK-printed card featuring a black-and-white geometric design, bold lettering, and comes with a brown envelope in a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday Minger Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Weirdo Card features a black and white zigzag pattern with "Happy Birthday Weirdo" in bold fonts inside a white circle—perfect for anyone who loves adult humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo Card
      £2.99
      The Hairy Fucker Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) features black and gold "Happy Birthday, you hairy fucker!" text—perfect for a quirky husband or queer birthday gift—wrapped with a bright yellow ribbon and bow.
      Hairy Fucker Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.49
      Send your best wishes with this bold and humorous retro floral birthday card for her, featuring a fun "Happy Birthday Sugartits" design—perfect for your best friend’s special day.
      Bold and Humorous Birthday Greeting | Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card | Fun Design | Birthday Card For Her | Best Friend Birthday
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker Card features a bold black and white wavy design with "Happy Birthday Wanker" in the center on a vibrant yellow background—ideal for anyone who loves edgy, funny, and offensive birthday greetings.
      Happy Birthday Wanker Card
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      Wrapped in Human Dog Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) featuring playful "Happy Birthday To My Human Servant! Woof Woof! From The Dog." text and tied with a pale silver ribbon, it’s the ideal gift for any dog mum.
      Human Dog Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75 £1.50 Save £1.25
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      A square gift box wrapped in the Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) with black and red "Happy Birthday To My Human Servant ♥ Purrrrrrrr From The Cat" text, finished with a large purple ribbon and bow.
      Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card features a shiny purple and blue disco ball and bold white text—"Have a fabulous fucking birthday"—on a brown envelope, perfect for anyone who loves cheeky adult humor.
      Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white greetings card with bold black text reading "HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY!" (the “U” appears as an asterisk). This birthday card ships worldwide and stands out against a yellow background.
      Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      Give Dad a laugh with the "Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You!" funny birthday card featuring a toga-clad man raising a beer mug on a teal background—perfect for beer lovers!.
      Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday From Tech Support" card shows a classical statue figure with a phone and the caption, “Tried turning it off & on again? Happy birthday from tech support,” resting on a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday From Tech Support. Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a bearded statue in sunglasses making a rock 'n' roll sign, with a blue and white minimalist design and bold birthday message for dad.
      Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday" card features a bearded statue guy in sunglasses making an OK sign, set on a yellow background, with envelope included—perfect funny card for Dad’s birthday.
      Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      Wish them a fabulous milestone with the "Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card"—a hilarious card featuring bold, rainbow-colored text, perfect for anyone turning 50 and loving it!.
      Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate a milestone with the "Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card" - featuring a rainbow-colored, fluffy "50", playful birthday wishes, and a fun pink background. The ideal card for turning 50!.
      Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Look At You 40 And Fucking Naughty! Rude Birthday Card features bold pink, fluffy “40” numbers on a yellow background—a hilarious and cheeky choice for any 40th birthday celebration.
      Happy Birthday Look At You 40 And Fucking Naughty! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate in style with the Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Birthday Card, featuring bold pink and red "40" numbers, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on top, and "FABULOUS AND FIERCE!" below—perfect for a 40th birthday.
      Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Rude Birthday Card" features fluffy, gradient pink and purple “30” numbers with the bold phrase on a white background, shown upright against yellow.
      Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      30th birthday card with fluffy numbers '30' and text on a white background
      Happy 30th Birthday WTF! How Are You 30 Years Old! Card
      £2.99
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      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a comic-style drawing of a smiling man in a suit, speech bubble with the phrase, and comes with a brown envelope. Designed in Wales.
      You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Birthday Card" features a retro winking man in a suit with a pink burst background and bold greeting. Envelope included. Ships worldwide. Perfect for your dad's birthday!.
      Love you Daddy! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a retro dad and child illustration with a hilarious quote, perfect for birthdays. Includes a vintage-style greeting card and brown envelope.
      Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card features bold, rainbow balloon letters on a black background—perfect for anyone who enjoys cheeky humor and loves to laugh on their birthday.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
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      The Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card features fluffy red, purple, and blue "21", bold text above and below—perfect for wild celebrations and a hilarious way to mark the milestone.
      Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Sugar Tits! Retro Babes Card features a pop-art illustration of a glamorous blonde woman with a cake and white “Happy Birthday Sugar Tits!” text on a pink background—perfect for a funny UK birthday card.
      Happy Birthday Sugar Tits! Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99