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      The Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card features a pop art woman with purple hair holding a cake, set against a yellow background and the cheerful message, “Chin up, it’s out babe!” for a retro birthday vibe.
      Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with pink hair, bold sunglasses, and the message “You don’t look a day over fabulous, darling!” on a vibrant yellow background.
      You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card features a stylish woman with purple hair, gold earrings, and bold makeup—an ideal funny card for celebrating your best friend’s birthday.
      Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a confident woman with big curly hair, bold makeup, and an off-shoulder top on a pink background. Text reads: “Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess!”.
      Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with long rainbow hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for sending birthday laughs to your fabulous friends.
      Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Send birthday cheer with the Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card—features a smiling woman with purple hair and a bow on a pink background. Perfect vintage-style card for your bestie’s birthday!.
      Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The ‘Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card’ features a black and white illustrated woman with vibrant, curly multicolored hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for an Afro birthday celebration.
      Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "You're A Badass Beautiful Babe!! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card" features a stylized woman with big yellow hair, red lips, black sunglasses, and bold white text on a pink background: "YOU'RE A BADASS BEAUTIFUL BABE!.
      You're A Badass Beautiful Babe!! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
      £2.99
      White birthday card with fluffy numbers '18' and text on a pink background
      18th Birthday Card. How The Heck Are You 18 Years Old? Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The 21st Birthday Card features "Happy Birthday" on top, large faux fur gradient "21" in red, purple, and blue at the center, and "Years of Awesome!" below, all set on a vibrant pink background.
      21st Birthday Card. Happy Birthday 21 Years of Awesome! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
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      The Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card features bold, distressed black text on a white card, paired with a brown envelope. Blank inside and designed in Wales.
      Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card
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      The Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect as a funny typographic birthday card.
      Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      Bold retro greeting card featuring a serious baby with styled hair and sunglasses. "HAPPY WHATEVER!" appears above; "FUCK YEAH" is reflected in the glasses. Blank inside. Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card.
      Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card, Bold Rude Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie features a retro red-haired woman with cake and fork on a purple background—perfect for celebrating your best friend's birthday with vintage style.
      Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie
      £2.99
      A vintage-inspired pop art birthday card featuring a surprised woman with teal hair and red lipstick, “LET'S GET ABSOLUTELY TWATTED!” above her. The perfect funny Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card for unforgettable celebrations.
      Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card Vintage Babes Celebration
      £2.99
      The "Happy Whatever Bold Rude Retro Birthday Card For Grownups. Fuck Yeah!" features a girl with vintage hair, star sunglasses, bold pink background, and cheeky message—perfect for anyone who loves attitude on their birthday.
      Happy Whatever Bold Rude Retro Birthday Card For Grownups. Fuck Yeah!
      £2.99
      The "Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card" features bold, balloon-like rainbow letters on a black background—ideal as a sweary celebration card for birthdays or any occasion.
      Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The “Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure!” Funny Dad Birthday Card features a retro-style dad and son with cheeky speech bubbles. Perfect rude card for Father’s Day or birthdays, comes with a brown envelope.
      Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Funny Dad Birthday Card features a bearded statue in sunglasses doing a rock-and-roll gesture, with playful text on a teal background—great for Father's Day or your dad's birthday.
      Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The "I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Birthday Card" features bold rainbow text on black, with a brown envelope—ideal for anyone who appreciates colorful, cheeky humor on their birthday.
      I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Funny 30th Birthday Card Fine F*cking Looking Filthy Man Whore Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny 30th Birthday Card Fine F*cking Looking Filthy Man Whore Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      Funny Snarky Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Snarky Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      Funny Cheeky Birthday Card I Can’t Believe How Old You Are Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Cheeky Birthday Card I Can’t Believe How Old You Are Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      Viciously Rude Birthday Card I Cunt Believe How Old You Really Are Silver Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Viciously Rude Birthday Card I Cunt Believe How Old You Really Are Silver Foil
      £3.99
      Really Rude Irreverent Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Really Rude Irreverent Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil
      £3.99
      Fan-Bloody-Tastic Funny Dirty at Thirty Silver Foil 30th Birthday Card Sweary Card Lady
      Fan-Bloody-Tastic Funny Dirty at Thirty Silver Foil 30th Birthday Card
      £3.99
      Sarcastic 21st Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Sarcastic 21st Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      Funny 21st Birthday Card How The Heck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny 21st Birthday Card How The Heck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      Unfiltered 30 Birthday Card Fine Fucking Looking Man Whore Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Unfiltered 30 Birthday Card Fine Fucking Looking Man Whore Foil Detail
      £3.99
      Fan-Fucking-Tastic Hilarious Dirty at Thirty Foil 30th Birthday Card Sweary Card Lady
      Fan-Fucking-Tastic Hilarious Dirty at Thirty Foil 30th Birthday Card
      £3.99