Name: Funny Rude Pens | Sweary Ballpoint Pens & Secret Santa Gifts
Brand: Sweary Card Lady
SKU: PEN03
Price: 3.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

Funny Rude Pens | Sweary Ballpoint Pens & Secret Santa Gifts Sweary Card Lady

😇Fudge
😉B*llocks
😜Sh*t For Brains
😱F*ck

£3.99

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Purple

Pink

White

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BUY ANY 3 PENS FOR £9.99

Funny Rude Pens | Sweary Stationery for Badly Behaved Bitches!

Who said office stationery had to behave itself? Certainly not us!

Big attitude. Little pen. Absolutely no f*cks given! Meet our funny, rude ballpoint pens, perfect for brightening up your desk and making everyday scribbles a little less bloody boring! Bringing a little foul-mouthed fun to your daily to-do lists, meeting notes and general office shenanigans.

The perfect cheeky Secret Santa gift, funny office present or birthday treat for your work bestie! Because life's too short for boring stationery.

With three brilliantly rude designs, comfy coloured grips and shiny silver detailing, these cheeky little beauties are perfect for your desk, handbag or that colleague who really shouldn't be allowed near HR.

Pick Your Level of Profanity!

💖 FABULOUS AS F*CK! | Hot Pink

For the fabulous bitches who know their worth and aren't afraid to bloody well show it!

🖤 MAGNIFICENT C*NT! | Black

For that magnificent mate with absolutely no filter and a personality that's anything but ordinary.

💜 CHIN UP, TITS OUT! | Purple

For the bestie who needs a little encouragement, a good laugh and a gentle reminder to get her sh*t together!

The Perfect Little Gift for...

Secret Santa gifts: Funny, sweary stocking fillers guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.
Office bestie birthday gifts: For the work wife who makes the daily shitshow bearable.
Funny colleague gifts: Perfect for leaving presents, office laughs and desk accessories with attitude.
Best friend gifts: A cheeky little treat for your favourite foul-mouthed bitch.
Stationery lovers: Because even your shopping lists deserve a bit of personality!

DETAILS:

Retractable ballpoint pen with click-action mechanism
Comfortable, coloured rubberised grip
White barrel with bold black sweary lettering
Shiny silver-coloured clip, tip and detailing
Three cheeky designs to choose from
Perfect for everyday writing, notes and lists

Small enough for your pencil case. Rude enough to get you sent to HR!

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Funny Rude Pens | Sweary Ballpoint Pens & Secret Santa Gifts

BUY ANY 3 PENS FOR £9.99

Funny Rude Pens | Sweary Stationery for Badly Behaved Bitches!

Pick Your Level of Profanity!

The Perfect Little Gift for...

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