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Merry Fucking Christmas Card

The Merry Fucking Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa smiling with "Merry Fucking Christmas" in bold red, surrounded by snowflakes. A humorous adult xmas card for those who enjoy naughty holiday humor; comes with a brown envelope.

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

The Merry Fucking Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa smiling with "Merry Fucking Christmas" in bold red, surrounded by snowflakes. A humorous adult xmas card for those who enjoy naughty holiday humor; comes with a brown envelope.

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

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Funny Father Christmas Merry Fucking Christmas Card. This ho ho hilarious adult xmas card is great for your wife, best friend or boyfriend. Everybody loves a funny xmas card - especially those who share your naughty xmas humour!

CARD INFO

Blank inside
Card measures 150mm x 150mm (5.9ins x 5.9ins)
Packed in a biodegradable bag
Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
Letter size for posting.

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