Name: Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card
Brand: Sweary Card Lady
SKU: G0001
Price: 2.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

The "Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" features a square design with a glittery rainbow background. It displays white text, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and has a "GOING TO MISS YOU!" starburst in the top right. Ideal as a funny, rude retirement card, it comes with a brown envelope.

Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card Sweary Card Lady

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Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card. Say don't leave me, goodbye, good luck and fuck off to your fabulous work wife, friend or colleague, with this mildly offensive and funny rude retirement card! Or to farewell a friend who is moving away for a new start!

CARD INFO

Blank inside
Printed glitter background, not real glitter
Card measures 150mm x 150mm (5.9ins x 5.9ins)
Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
Letter size for posting.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 384 reviews.

Customer photo review of Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card

The card is loud, glittery, unapologetically camp, and instantly attention-grabbing 🤣 It was for my boss, who has a huge personality — glamorous, dramatic, hilarious, and the sort of person who swans into a room making an entrance. He’s deeply loved by the team and absolutely appreciated the humour. The card was dispatched first class and posted early at my request as I needed it by a specific date. Excellent customer service and the perfect card!

Hazel W. 5/5 Verified May 23, 2026

Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card

Love all the cards I’ve ordered so far

Debra T. 5/5 Verified August 30, 2026

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I love this card. The only thing is I didn't know how long it would take to get to me, which is frustrating.

Jan G. 5/5 Verified August 12, 2026

Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card

Wanted a card that wasn't heart and flowers, but said it like it is. I googled cards and the website came up. Lots of choice and couldn't resist the one I bought. Ultra fast delivery, came the next day. Card is good quality and will definitely be buying again from you

Zara R. 5/5 Verified February 19, 2026

Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card

Bloody brilliant card, admired by many and was well received by the person that is fucking off!

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