For the Scorpio woman who is magnetic, mysterious and probably knows more than she’s letting on. A fierce zodiac birthday card with rude humour and luxe silver foil detailing.
Never underestimate a Scorpio. Actually, probably just don’t annoy one in the first place.
This funny Scorpio birthday card is for the fiercely loyal, charismatic woman with excellent instincts, strong opinions and a memory you may want to be slightly frightened of.
On the front: “Happy Birthday To The Baddest Of Bitches!” followed by “Helpful, charismatic little spitfires, but also vengeful f*cks.”
The striking scorpion-inspired artwork gives this card loads of attitude, with luxe silver foil detailing bringing a shiny premium finish to all that glorious menace.
Give it to your Scorpio best mate, sister, girlfriend, daughter, aunt or colleague. Particularly suitable for women who are wonderfully supportive right up until someone crosses them.
Designed for Scorpio birthdays from 24 October to 22 November, this is a zodiac birthday card with considerably more bite than the usual astrology offering.
Lovely woman. Brilliant friend. Absolutely do not piss her off.
It works perfectly as a birthday card for your:
- sister
- best friend
- girlfriend
- daughter
- aunt
- colleague
- work wife
- favourite fierce female
If she likes her birthday cards funny, sweary and a bit bloody fabulous, this one has her name all over it.
CARD INFO
- Luxury silver foil detail
- Blank inside
- Card measures 150mm x 150mm (5.9ins x 5.9ins)
- Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
- Letter size for posting.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Shipped via Standard Royal Mail 1st Class
- Upgrade options available at checkout
- Trackable/Express Shipping available at checkout
