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The Happy New Home! Congratulations! Keys Card features an illustration of a hand holding keys with a small red house keychain. Set against a white background, the card includes the message "Happy New Home! Congratulations!" It is designed in Wales and comes with a brown envelope.
Brand New
The "F*ck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" is a square greeting card featuring a rainbow glitter background with large white text reading, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" A starburst in the top right adds, "GOING TO MISS YOU!" This funny farewell card comes with a brown envelope.
Congratulations
The "Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card" features vibrant rainbow-colored text with a balloon-like texture on a black background, paired with a brown envelope.
Birthday
The "F*ck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" is a square greeting card featuring a rainbow glitter background with large white text reading, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" A starburst in the top right adds, "GOING TO MISS YOU!" This funny farewell card comes with a brown envelope.
Leaving / Good Luck Cards
The "Congratulations On Your New Home Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new home!" with the word "home" highlighted in pink while the rest of the text is in black. This cheeky card comes with a brown envelope.
New Home Cards
The "Look At You All Married and Shit!" Card, adorned with two illustrated hands clinking champagne glasses and carrying the celebratory message, is tucked inside a brown envelope crafted from biodegradable materials. It's an ideal way to send your congratulations while being kind to the planet!
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A humorous Valentine's card named "You Make My Knob Throb," showcasing a layered heart design with clouds and sun on a pink and purple backdrop, paired with a brown envelope.
You Make My Knob Throb Card
£2.75
The "You Make My Minge Twinge" card features a humorous design with a pink background, a large red heart surrounded by clouds and the sun, and a banner reading, "You make my minge twinge." It comes with a brown envelope and is ideal for anniversaries.
You Make My Minge Twinge Card
£2.75
The "F*ck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" is a square greeting card featuring a rainbow glitter background with large white text reading, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" A starburst in the top right adds, "GOING TO MISS YOU!" This funny farewell card comes with a brown envelope.
F*ck Off Fabulous Glitter Card
£2.75
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Square greeting card named "Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card," featuring a red background with decorative white text in the center that reads, "PISS OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" The card comes with a brown envelope, providing a cheeky minimalist leaving card vibe ideal for those who appreciate Scandi-inspired design.
Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card
£2.75

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A square gift box wrapped in Fuckity Fuck Gift Wrap, showcasing the word "fake" printed repeatedly in black. It is adorned with a shiny blue ribbon and features a small round tag that reads "Luxury Doodle Box" attached to the bottom corner.
Fuckity Fuck Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
The "Let's Fuck Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is an ideal choice for a Valentine's gift. This square gift box is wrapped in white paper adorned with red heart patterns, each heart highlighting the word "LOVE" in white. The finishing touch is a white ribbon bow, reflecting sophisticated gift wrap finesse.
Let's Fuck Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
A folded sheet from Prints Doodle, named the Hairy Fucker Birthday Gift Wrap, is wrapped around a gift box. The funny white paper features repeating black and gold text that reads "Happy Birthday, You [Expletive]," and is tied with a yellow ribbon bow. A circular tag in the bottom right corner has a faint smiley face—making it an ideal humorous birthday gift for a husband.
Hairy Fucker Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
A gift box wrapped in the Shit Present Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) displays playful and humorous text in black and gold, such as "SHIT PRESENT" and other whimsical phrases. It is adorned with a green ribbon and bow, along with a small circular sticker on the bottom right corner.
Shit Present Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
The Tits Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) is a playful and cheeky gift wrap option featuring affectionate and explicit phrases in black and pink text on white paper. It's tied with a light pink ribbon, complete with a small logo in the bottom right corner, making it an ideal choice for a humorous Valentine’s gift wrap or for celebrating your girlfriend's birthday or wife anniversary.
Tits Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
The "I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is a square gift wrapped in white paper, featuring humorous text such as "I love you willy," "I love your bits," and "I really love you." It's adorned with a blue ribbon and includes a black and white circle sticker on the side, making it perfect for a playful Valentine’s Day gift.
I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
Wrapped in beautifully folded sheets of our "I Really Really Fucking Love You" gift wrap, this charming package is adorned with white paper featuring the heartfelt message "only for you" and decorated with small red hearts. Perfect for a Valentine’s gift, it is elegantly tied with a red ribbon and features a round sticker in the top right corner that reads, "I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE.
I Really Really Fucking Love You Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
Square gift box wrapped in Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter paper, showcasing humorous and explicit messages with bold text and a blue ribbon. A small logo in the corner states "UNWRP EXCLUSIVE" with worldwide shipping available.
Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
A birthday surprise for a Dog Mum comes wrapped in the "Human Dog Servant Birthday Gift Wrap," featuring playful dog-themed paper with black and red text that reads, "Happy Birthday to My Human Servant! Woof Woof! From The Dog." It's tied with a silver ribbon and adorned with a small round "DRUNK DOG BOX" logo.
Human Dog Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
A gift box is elegantly wrapped in the Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet), featuring a cat-themed design with black and red text repeatedly stating "Happy Birthday to my human servant. Purrrrrr from the cat." It is beautifully tied with a purple ribbon and bow, making it the perfect gift for any kitty's mum.
Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
£2.75
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