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      A card from the "I Really Really Fucking Love You" collection, featuring a handwritten message on a brown envelope and a small red heart—ideal for a humorous Valentine’s gesture.
      SALE! I Really Really Fucking Love You Card
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      The "Merry Fucking Christmas Card" features a cartoon Santa with a cheeky grin against a red background adorned with snowflakes, and it boasts bold text declaring "Merry Fucking Christmas" in festive lettering. This humorous adult Xmas card comes with a classic brown envelope.
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      Grab the SALE! Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card—featuring a cool Santa in shades and Hawaiian shirt, cheeky text, and tropical flowers. Perfect sweary xmas card for adults with humor!.
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      The Feeling Festive As Fuck! Santa Scooter Card showcases a cartoon Santa riding a blue scooter against a snowy red background. The card humorously declares, "Feeling festive as fuck! Merry Christmas!" and is complemented by an envelope peeking out from behind, adding a cheeky twist to your holiday greetings.
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      The Sunglass Santa's Merry Fucking Christmas and a HNY Xmas Card showcases a playful Santa sporting sunglasses and puffing on a cigar. The card features the cheeky message, "Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year!" It is accompanied by a brown envelope.
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      The SALE! Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa waving with the text "FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THEN!" on a red snowy background. Includes brown envelope—perfect for anyone who loves a sweary, funny Xmas card!.
      SALE! Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card
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      Introducing the Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card: it showcases a vibrant disco ball set against a lively purple backdrop. Bold white letters display the humorous message "Have a fabulous fucking birthday," perfect for adding an adult twist to your greetings. A chic brown envelope completes this stylish and entertaining card.
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      A Funny Christmas card featuring an animated Santa Claus with the text "Ho Ho Ho MOTHERFUCKERS!" and three gift icons above. Perfect for those who appreciate naughty Xmas humour, this adult Xmas card is placed on a rustic brown envelope.
      SALE! Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card
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      The Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas Motherfucker! Card features an illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a drink, with the bold text "Merry Christmas Motherfucker!" It’s a humorous Christmas card that comes on a square card snugly placed in a brown envelope to deliver smiles.
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Harlem Card features bold, black distressed text on a white card, standing upright against a yellow background—ideal for cheeky queer birthday celebrations.
      SALE! Happy Birthday Wanker! MInimalist Typographic Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIRDO!" The card is blank inside and is displayed against a yellow surface.
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your Favourite Parent Card" features a stylish Santa wearing sunglasses, a classic Santa hat, and a beard adorned with flowers. The message "Merry Christmas from your favourite parent!" is set against a pink background. Ideal for those who enjoy cheeky holiday humor, the card comes with a brown envelope.
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      This humorous Christmas card, titled 'Sunglass Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfuckers! Christmas Card,' showcases a stylized Santa Claus donning sunglasses and a red hat, surrounded by vibrant flowers. The card features the playful text "Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfuckers! Merry Christmas" set against a pink and white background, offering a cheeky addition to your adult Xmas card collection.
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      The SALE! Sunglass Santa's Feeling Festive As Fuck! Christmas Card features a cool Santa with sunglasses and a drink, “FEELING FESTIVE AS FUCK?” text above and “MERRY CHRISTMAS” below. Includes a brown envelope.
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card, featuring a square design with bold black text reading "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWAT!" rests on a brown envelope against a white background, making it perfect for special day celebrations.
      SALE! Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
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      The "Bye Then Card" features rainbow faux glitter letters spelling "BYE THEN" on a white background, with the message "Going to miss you. It won't be the same without you!" printed in small text below. This ideal leaving card comes paired with a brown envelope.
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      The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Birthday Card" shows a man and boy chatting by a white fence, with the boy exclaiming “Dad, you’re the bollocks!”—a vintage-inspired design with a brown envelope included.
      SALE! Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card
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      The "Santa Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits! Christmas Card" features a jolly Santa illustration and the playful message "Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits!" on a green background with white polka dots that resemble snow. Elegantly paired with a brown envelope, this vibrant card is an ideal addition to any biodegradable bag holiday gift collection.
      SALE! Santa Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits! Christmas Card
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      A funny Christmas card featuring a smiling snowman with a green scarf and the text "Seasonal Bollocks to One and All!" on a snowy background, placed on a brown envelope. Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of naughty Xmas humour.
      SALE! Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card
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      Funny Christmas card featuring a cheeky snowman holding a sign that reads, "Merry Xmas Even Though You're a Bit of a Knob!" against a snowy backdrop, perfect greetings card featuring some naughty Xmas humour.
      SALE! Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card
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      Introducing the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Wanker Card": a humorous Christmas card featuring a stylish Santa wearing sunglasses and a red hat, enjoying a cigar. Adorned with the cheeky message, "Merry Christmas to my favourite wanker!" this card is ideal for those who love a touch of naughty festive humor. It comes complete with a plain envelope, specially designed to deliver some sweary fun this holiday season.
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Bellend Card" features a bearded man sporting sunglasses and a Santa hat while holding a drink. It comes with a plain brown envelope, offering a cheeky touch of naughty holiday humor with the message: "Merry Christmas to my favourite bellend!
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      The Happy Birthday Scrote Card showcases a stylish black and white polka dot design, with eye-catching bold black and teal lettering set against the lively pattern. It includes a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping, all while being eco-friendly due to its biodegradable materials.
      SALE! Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card
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      A square gift box wrapped in SALE! Funny 'Shit Christmas Present Inside' Gift Wrap, topped with a red ribbon and bow, is photographed on a white background.
      SALE! Funny 'Shit Christmas Present Inside' Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Card showcases a vibrant rainbow glitter background with the cheeky message, "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" adorned at the center. A cute star in the top right corner features the words "Going to miss you!" This humorous and playful card is paired with a brown envelope, making it an ideal choice for retirement farewells.
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      SALE! Santa Merry Fucking Christmas Card—a bold, funny adult Xmas card with cartoon Santa, rainbow dots, and sweary "Merry Fucking Christmas" message. Perfect for a cheeky holiday greeting.
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      This German Christmas card, titled "Prost! Frohe Weihnachten," features an illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a glass filled with ice and a drink. The words "PROST!" are prominently displayed above, with "FROHE WEIHNACHTEN" written on a ribbon below. The card is ready for worldwide shipping and comes in a brown biodegradable bag.
      SALE! Prost! Frohe Weihnachten. German Christmas Card.
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      The ultimate Christmas card showcases a laid-back Santa sporting sunglasses and holding a drink, with the bold text "CHEERS BIG EARS! MERRY CHRISTMAS".
      SALE! Cheers Big Ears! Merry Christmas Card
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      The Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black typography proclaiming "LAH-DEE FUCKING DAH!" and comes with a brown envelope, all made using biodegradable packaging. The card is centered against a white background.
      SALE! Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card
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      The Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Card, a square birthday card featuring bold black text that reads "QUEEN OF F*CKING EVERYTHING!" on a white background and designed in Wales, is neatly placed on top of a brown envelope.
      SALE! Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card
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