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      The "Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card" features bold, colorful bubble letters on black, each line in a different color. Sweary and fun, it's perfect for birthdays. Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Bellend Card is a square birthday card featuring a patterned background and comes with a brown envelope. It is packaged in biodegradable materials and showcases the text "Happy Birthday Bellend" in bold, stylized letters.
      Happy Birthday Bellend Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card, crafted in Wales, showcases a square design with a black and white herringbone pattern. It features bold and stylish text that reads "Happy Birthday Knobhead," ideal for those who appreciate cheeky humor. It is accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Knobhead Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card," a cheeky birthday card printed in the UK. This playful design features a gorilla riding a bicycle with the humorous text "Happy Birthday You Hairy F*!" against an envelope backdrop.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Scrote! Harlem Card, featuring bold black letters on a white background, reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCROTE!" and comes with a brown envelope, now prepared for worldwide shipping in an eco-friendly, biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday Scrote! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Bitch! Rainbow Font Card features glittery balloon letters on a bold black background and stands upright on a yellow surface, making it the perfect statement piece for any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Bitch! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIRDO!" The card is blank inside and is displayed against a yellow surface.
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      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card features a pink leopard print with a white circle and bold pink "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sugartits" text. Celebrate in style—worldwide shipping available!.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Fucking Birthday! Scandi Card" is a square birthday card presented in a brown envelope, showcasing the words "Happy Fucking Birthday" in bold black letters. It is encircled by a decorative border featuring intricate designs, offering a minimalist yet Scandi-style elegance.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Scandi Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Tropical Card features bold pink text on a white circle, surrounded by pineapples, coconuts, flowers, and sunglasses—a funny and colorful UK birthday card for any celebration.
      Fun Birthday Greeting, Happy Birthday Sugartits Tropical Card | Sassy Birthday Wishes | Bold Tropical Card
      £2.99
      A cheeky birthday card titled "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card" features an illustration of a bearded man, with bold, stylized text. Printed in the UK, this playful card includes an envelope that peeks out from behind.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Ballbag Card showcases a humorous polka dot design with bold, stylized "Happy Birthday Ballbag" text in black and blue on a light background. Ideal for those who enjoy an edgy sense of humor, this card comes with its own brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Ballbag Card
      £2.99
      A square card designed in Wales, called the Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Card, showcases pink flowers and vibrant green leaves against a turquoise background. It features bold white and pink text that says "Happy Fucking Birthday" and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Floral Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold text on a white circle with black diagonal stripes, set against a yellow background for a playful touch. This adult humour card is perfect for sending rude birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Harlem Card features bold, black distressed text on a white card, standing upright against a yellow background—ideal for cheeky queer birthday celebrations.
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      The Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card showcases bold text that reads "Happy Fucking Birthday" against a backdrop of cream peonies. The square card is elegantly displayed on a brown envelope, effortlessly combining edgy flair with floral elegance.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card features a big pink peony and bold white and pink text on a vibrant yellow background—an ideal funny floral birthday card for anyone with attitude.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Ranunculus Card features pink and peach roses in the background with bold white and pink text. Designed in Wales, it stands out against a yellow surface—perfect for a cheeky birthday greeting.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Ranunculus Floral Card
      £2.99
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      The "Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card" features bold, distressed black text on a white background, reading "Happy Fucking Birthday!" and is displayed atop a brown envelope.
      SALE! Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card, featuring a square design with bold black text reading "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWAT!" rests on a brown envelope against a white background, making it perfect for special day celebrations.
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      The Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on a yellow background—a cheeky UK-printed birthday card perfect for fun greetings.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card is a UK-designed greeting card with "Happy Birthday Wanker!" in shiny, balloon-like rainbow letters against a black background and set on a yellow card.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      A Wales-designed card, titled "Happy Birthday Cunt!", features a bold plaid black and white pattern on the cover with the text prominently displayed. Set elegantly against a crisp white backdrop, it rests on a brown envelope, blending tradition with charm.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card features a bold white "Happy Fucking Birthday" message over a large pink calla lily on a vibrant yellow background.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card" features a vintage illustration of a bearded man accompanied by cheeky text on a pristine white background. It comes elegantly placed in its brown envelope and is prepared for worldwide shipping in a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card
      £2.99
      A square greeting card titled "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card," crafted in Wales, comes with a brown envelope and showcases an illustration of a man with a thick beard and styled hair. The text around the image reads "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt!" against a white background with a blue halo effect.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card
      £2.99
      A UK-printed birthday card featuring an illustrated blonde man with thick, wavy hair. The sweary card reads "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker!" on a white background with a yellow surface. Product: Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card
      £2.99
      A humorous birthday card named "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card" showcases a gorilla riding a bicycle with the bold message "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt!" encircling the image. This cheeky card is carefully packaged in a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features bold, distressed text: "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" in pink on yellow. A vibrant card, thoughtfully designed in Wales.
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.99
      A card named "Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card" featuring humorous, bold, distressed black lettering rests on top of a brown envelope against a white background.
      Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card
      £2.99