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      The "Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card" features a bright rainbow font on black, with a blank inside and stands upright against a yellow background.
      Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Bellend Card is a UK-printed, cheeky birthday card with “Happy Birthday Bellend” in playful script on a black and white striped background, packaged in a brown envelope—perfect for gifting and sharing a laugh.
      Happy Birthday Bellend Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card features the bold phrase "Happy Birthday Knobhead" in stylish fonts, presented with a brown envelope and set against a black and white diagonal striped background.
      Funny Birthday Card for Him Boyfriend Husband Rude Knobhead Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card" features a cheeky gorilla on a red bike and bold sweary text—great for anyone who’ll love some birthday laughs.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Bitch! Rainbow Font Card features bold, colorful balloon-style letters on a black background—a snarky card perfect for sassy friends who appreciate humor on their birthday.
      Happy Birthday Bitch! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text and stands upright against a yellow background—a perfect queer birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card features a bold pink and black leopard print with playful pink lettering, making it the ideal cheeky card for someone who loves to laugh on their birthday!.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card" features a bearded, mustached man with bold text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for fans of cheeky humor.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Ballbag Card is a square, funny birthday card with a white and black dotted background, bold playful "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ballbag" text, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Ballbag Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Floral Card features vibrant pink bougainvillea, a blue sky, and bold white-pink text reading "Happy Fucking Birthday" on a brown envelope—perfect for any bold birthday celebration.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Floral Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold black diagonal stripes on a white background with "Happy Birthday Twat" in stylized lettering inside a white circle—a funny, rude adult birthday card for those who enjoy cheeky humor.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Minimalist Typographic Harlem Card features bold distressed black text on a yellow background—ideal as a cheeky UK birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! MInimalist Typographic Harlem Card
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      The Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card is a square floral birthday card with bold text and large cream peonies, presented on a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card features a bold message and a large pink peony on a yellow background—a playful, floral birthday card guaranteed to make them laugh.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Peony Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Ranunculus Floral Card features pink and cream ranunculus roses with bold white and pink text reading “Happy Fucking Birthday,” shown standing on a yellow surface.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Ranunculus Floral Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white card with bold, distressed black text reading "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!"—a funny birthday card displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, displayed atop a brown envelope against a white background—a funny UK greeting card sure to add humor to any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card is a white, funny UK birthday card with bold, distressed black text—ideal for someone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, puffy rainbow letters on a black background spelling out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANKER!" The card is shown standing upright against a yellow surface.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      A Wales-designed card, titled "Happy Birthday Cunt!", features a bold plaid black and white pattern on the cover with the text prominently displayed. Set elegantly against a crisp white backdrop, it rests on a brown envelope, blending tradition with charm.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card features a bold pink flower, white "Happy Fucking Birthday" lettering, and a yellow background—perfect for a sassy UK birthday celebration.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card" features a bearded man with bold, sweary text—ideal for those who love funny, rude birthday cards. Includes a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card" is a white square card with a bearded man and cheeky text—ideal for those who appreciate funny, sweary birthday cards. Comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Blonde Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card features a bearded man and bold text on a yellow background—a hilarious, sweary birthday card for anyone with a sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card features a cartoon gorilla on a bike, surrounded by the bold text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HAIRY CUNT!" on a white background, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Gorilla Card
      £2.99
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features a yellow background and reads, "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" highlighted in pink.
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, shown resting on a brown envelope against a white background.
      Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card features colorful balloon-style letters on a black background, paired with a brown biodegradable envelope.
      Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card displays "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFEY!" in vibrant, puffy rainbow lettering and stands upright on a bold yellow surface—an ideal birthday card for your wife.
      Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, puffy letters on a black background and stands upright on a yellow surface with a matching yellow wall behind it—a playful birthday card for your husband.
      Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99