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      A humorous Valentine's card named "You Make My Knob Throb," showcasing a layered heart design with clouds and sun on a pink and purple backdrop, paired with a brown envelope.
      You Make My Knob Throb Card
      £2.75
      The "You Make My Minge Twinge" card features a humorous design with a pink background, a large red heart surrounded by clouds and the sun, and a banner reading, "You make my minge twinge." It comes with a brown envelope and is ideal for anniversaries.
      You Make My Minge Twinge Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card" features vibrant rainbow-colored text with a balloon-like texture on a black background, paired with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card" features a white design with bold, black text that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND!" It is displayed on a brown envelope against a white background and offers the convenience of worldwide shipping for easy delivery.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
      £2.75
      The "Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" features a square design with a glittery rainbow background. It displays white text, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and has a "GOING TO MISS YOU!" starburst in the top right. Ideal as a funny, rude retirement card, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Card
      £2.75
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      The "Married As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M)" features an illustration of two men in tuxedos embracing, accompanied by the text "Married as Fuck! Congrats!" The card is placed on a brown envelope against a pink gradient background, emphasizing the joyful occasion of this gay wedding card.
      Married As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M)
      £2.75
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      The "Two Brides Are Better Than One!" Gay Wedding Card is beautifully designed with the phrase above illustrated clinking champagne glasses. It comes with a brown envelope, set against a white backdrop, and is carefully packaged in a biodegradable bag. The inside of the card is left blank for your personal message.
      Two Brides Are Better Than One! Gay Wedding Card
      £2.75
      The "Piss Off Fabulous Typographic Card" features a bold pink design and comes blank inside—ideal as a leaving card. Includes brown envelope, white background. Ships worldwide.
      Piss Off Fabulous Typographic Card
      £2.75
      Square greeting card named "Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card," featuring a red background with decorative white text in the center that reads, "PISS OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" The card comes with a brown envelope, providing a cheeky minimalist leaving card vibe ideal for those who appreciate Scandi-inspired design.
      Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Valentine's You Give Me The Uni-horn" card features a colorful unicorn among stars and reads, "Happy Valentine's" on top and "You Give Me The Unicorn" at the bottom. It's a playful, charming square card that comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy Valentine's You Give Me The Uni-horn Card
      £2.75
      Titled "Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card," this humorous Valentine's Day card showcases a playful message adorned with a glittery red heart on a pink background, complemented by a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.75
      Introducing the "Two Grooms Are Better Than One! Gay Wedding Card," featuring a joyful design with "TWO GROOMS ARE BETTER THAN ONE!" above champagne glasses clinking, accentuated by celebratory sparkles and charming hand-drawn hands holding the glasses. The card is blank inside, allowing you to add your personal touch. It includes a brown envelope and is available for worldwide shipping.
      Two Grooms Are Better Than One! Gay Wedding Card
      £2.75
      The "Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card!" features an illustration of a champagne bottle popping its cork, surrounded by bubbles. It's an ideal way to celebrate love and comes with a brown envelope and worldwide shipping.
      Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card!
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card," designed in Wales, features a pink leopard print background with the phrase "Happy Birthday Sugar tits" in bold and playful fonts. It pairs beautifully with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card
      £2.75
      The "Bye Then Card" features rainbow faux glitter letters spelling "BYE THEN" on a white background, with the message "Going to miss you. It won't be the same without you!" printed in small text below. This ideal leaving card comes paired with a brown envelope.
      Bye Then Card
      £1.99
      Introducing the Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card: it showcases a vibrant disco ball set against a lively purple backdrop. Bold white letters display the humorous message "Have a fabulous fucking birthday," perfect for adding an adult twist to your greetings. A chic brown envelope completes this stylish and entertaining card.
      Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card
      £2.75
      The "I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card" features a unicorn flying over a rainbow with bold text on a red background, making it the perfect humorous anniversary card for your special someone, complete with a brown envelope.
      I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card
      £2.75
      The "I Predict Wet Patches Card," featuring a candy-colored Valentine theme, shows a playful cloud with hearts and raindrops against a pink background. The card includes text that reads: "I predict wet patches, and a good seeing-to tonight!" It comes with a brown envelope.
      I Predict Wet Patches Card
      £2.75
      The "Play With My Pussy Cute Kitten Card" features a cartoon white cat with a red bow tie, holding a heart-shaped sign with its cheeky message. Against a red background with small hearts, this funny anniversary card comes beautifully placed in a brown envelope.
      Play With My Pussy Cute Kitten Card
      £2.75
      A "Let's Play Hide The Sausage" Valentine's card features pink and red flowers on the side and is accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Let's Play Hide The Sausage Card
      £2.75
      The "You Make My Fanny Flutter" card boasts a vibrant pink background and a circle surrounded by pink and peach flowers. Inside, the playful text: "YOU MAKE MY FANNY FLUTTER." Ideal for Valentine's Day, it comes with a brown envelope.
      You Make My Fanny Flutter Card
      £2.75
      The Be My Valentine Unicorn Card displays a rainbow-maned unicorn leaping over waves on a candy-colored background. It humorously states "Be My Valentine" at the top and "You Magnificent, Magical Bastard" below, and comes with an envelope for fun delivery.
      Be My Valentine Unicorn Card
      £2.75
      The Happy New Home! Congratulations! Keys Card features an illustration of a hand holding keys with a small red house keychain. Set against a white background, the card includes the message "Happy New Home! Congratulations!" It is designed in Wales and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy New Home! Congratulations! Keys Card
      £2.75
      The "Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card" showcases vibrant 3D rainbow letters against a black backdrop. It comes with a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping.
      Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.75
      Introducing the Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card: a charming greeting card featuring a sheep with flowing wool against pink shading. Adorned with the phrases "Ewe Were Made For Me" and "Everybody Tells Me So!", it includes a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
      Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.75
      The "Will You Look At The Ass On That!" card features a cartoon donkey riding a motorcycle on its cover, with the humorous text, "WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT!" It includes a brown envelope and is suitable for any occasion. Additionally, it ships in a biodegradable bag, making it ideal for worldwide shipping enthusiasts.
      Will You Look At The Ass On That! Card
      £2.75
      The "I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a fluffy sheep with stylized wool set against a pink backdrop. Above the sheep, the text reads "I REALLY REALLY LOVE," while below it says, "EWE!" This charming card comes tucked inside a brown envelope and is shipped in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag. Enjoy global delivery!
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday Sugartits" card features the text in pink on a white circle, with tropical elements such as pineapples, sunglasses, coconuts, and ice cream decorating the teal background. It comes with a brown envelope and biodegradable packaging for an eco-friendly gift option.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Tropical Card
      £2.75
      The "I Love Your Willy" card features gold-embossed text on a red background, resting elegantly on a brown envelope, making it the perfect golden foil card for Valentine's or special occasions.
      I Love Your Willy Card
      £2.75
      A card from the "I Really Really Fucking Love You" collection, featuring a handwritten message on a brown envelope and a small red heart—ideal for a humorous Valentine’s gesture.
      I Really Really Fucking Love You Card
      £2.75