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      The "Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with long rainbow hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for sending birthday laughs to your fabulous friends.
      Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
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      The "I Really Really Fucking Love You Card" is a white Valentine’s Day card with handwritten text, a small red heart, and smaller print saying “(like really!).” It comes placed on a brown envelope.
      I Really Really Fucking Love You Card
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      The "Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" features a square design with a glittery rainbow background. It displays white text, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and has a "GOING TO MISS YOU!" starburst in the top right. Ideal as a funny, rude retirement card, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card
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      The "You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with pink hair, bold sunglasses, and the message “You don’t look a day over fabulous, darling!” on a vibrant yellow background.
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      The Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card features a shiny purple and blue disco ball and bold white text—"Have a fabulous fucking birthday"—on a brown envelope, perfect for anyone who loves cheeky adult humor.
      Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card" features a unicorn flying over a rainbow with bold text on a red background, making it the perfect humorous anniversary card for your special someone, complete with a brown envelope.
      Funny I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card
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      The "Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card" features a bright rainbow font on black, with a blank inside and stands upright against a yellow background.
      Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card features a pop art woman with purple hair holding a cake, set against a yellow background and the cheerful message, “Chin up, it’s out babe!” for a retro birthday vibe.
      Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card features balloon-like rainbow letters on a black square card and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for sending cheeky birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card
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      Wish them a fabulous milestone with the "Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card"—a hilarious card featuring bold, rainbow-colored text, perfect for anyone turning 50 and loving it!.
      Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a confident woman with big curly hair, bold makeup, and an off-shoulder top on a pink background. Text reads: “Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess!”.
      Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text and stands upright against a yellow background—a perfect queer birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card features the bold phrase "Happy Birthday Knobhead" in stylish fonts, presented with a brown envelope and set against a black and white diagonal striped background.
      Funny Birthday Card for Him Boyfriend Husband Rude Knobhead Card
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      The Happy Birthday Sugar Tits! Retro Babes Card features a pop-art illustration of a glamorous blonde woman with a cake and white “Happy Birthday Sugar Tits!” text on a pink background—perfect for a funny UK birthday card.
      Happy Birthday Sugar Tits! Vintage Babes Card
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      The Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white card with bold, distressed black text reading "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!"—a funny birthday card displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Harlem Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card features a bold pink and black leopard print with playful pink lettering, making it the ideal cheeky card for someone who loves to laugh on their birthday!.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card
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      Fabulous 50th Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You 50 Silver Foil Details
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      The "You're A Badass Beautiful Babe!! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card" features a stylized woman with big yellow hair, red lips, black sunglasses, and bold white text on a pink background: "YOU'RE A BADASS BEAUTIFUL BABE!.
      You're A Badass Beautiful Babe!! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
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      The "You Make My Minge Twinge" card features a humorous design with a pink background, a large red heart surrounded by clouds and the sun, and a banner reading, "You make my minge twinge." It comes with a brown envelope and is ideal for anniversaries.
      You Make My Minge Twinge Card
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      The Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card is a white, funny UK birthday card with bold, distressed black text—ideal for someone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Leaving Card features a colorful glittery design on a brown envelope with the message "PISS OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and a star that says "GOING TO MISS YOU!"—a funny, rude farewell card.
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      £2.99 £1.01 Save £1.98
      The Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card features a stylish woman with purple hair, gold earrings, and bold makeup—an ideal funny card for celebrating your best friend’s birthday.
      Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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      The "You Make My Knob Throb Card" is a pink, funny anniversary card with 3D hearts, clouds, and a cheeky message. Ideal for Valentine's Day or birthdays, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Funny You Make My Knob Throb Valentine's Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, displayed atop a brown envelope against a white background—a funny UK greeting card sure to add humor to any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      A vintage-inspired pop art birthday card featuring a surprised woman with teal hair and red lipstick, “LET'S GET ABSOLUTELY TWATTED!” above her. The perfect funny Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card for unforgettable celebrations.
      Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card Vintage Babes Celebration
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card features bold, rainbow balloon letters on a black background—perfect for anyone who enjoys cheeky humor and loves to laugh on their birthday.
      Happy Fucking Birthday! Rainbow Font Rude Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker! Minimalist Typographic Harlem Card features bold distressed black text on a yellow background—ideal as a cheeky UK birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Wanker! MInimalist Typographic Harlem Card
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      The Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect as a funny typographic birthday card.
      Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card
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      Cocktail Birthday Card For The Most Fantastic Twat Silver Foil Design Sweary Card Lady
      Cocktail Birthday Card For The Most Fantastic Twat Silver Foil Design
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