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      Merry Fucking Christmas Card
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      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt Card: A funny adult xmas card with Santa in shades and a hat, surrounded by flowers. Card reads "Merry Christmas to my favourite cunt!" Shown atop a brown envelope.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt Card
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      The "Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Card" features a square design with a glittery rainbow background. It displays white text, "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" and has a "GOING TO MISS YOU!" starburst in the top right. Ideal as a funny, rude retirement card, it comes with a brown envelope.
      Fuck Off Fabulous Glitter Funny Leaving Card
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! Xmas Card" features a humorous illustration of Santa Claus wearing sunglasses and a Santa hat, encircled by flowers. The card is emblazoned with the phrase "Seasonal Bollocks" above and "To One and All!" below. This adult Christmas card rests on a brown envelope, offering a witty twist to the classic seasonal greeting.
      Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! Rude Christmas Card
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      The "I Really Really Fucking Love You Card" is a white Valentine’s Day card with handwritten text, a small red heart, and smaller print saying “(like really!).” It comes placed on a brown envelope.
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      Send serious festive attitude with the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year Card"—a bold, funny xmas card featuring Santa in sunglasses and a cigar. Perfect for anyone who loves an adult Christmas card with a punch!.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year Card
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      The "You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with pink hair, bold sunglasses, and the message “You don’t look a day over fabulous, darling!” on a vibrant yellow background.
      You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
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      The Sunglass Santa's Feeling Festive As Fuck! Christmas Card shows Santa in sunglasses holding a drink, with the cheeky text "Feeling festive as fuck? Merry Christmas." Includes a brown envelope. Perfect funny adult Xmas card.
      Sunglass Santa's Feeling Festive As Fuck! Christmas Card
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      The "Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with long rainbow hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for sending birthday laughs to your fabulous friends.
      Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card features balloon-like rainbow letters on a black square card and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for sending cheeky birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card
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      The Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card features a shiny purple and blue disco ball and bold white text—"Have a fabulous fucking birthday"—on a brown envelope, perfect for anyone who loves cheeky adult humor.
      Fabulous Fucking Disco Birthday Card
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      The Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa waving with the bold message, “FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THEN!” on a snowy red and white background. Includes brown envelope. Perfect for adult holiday laughs.
      Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card
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      The Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card features a cartoon snowman in a green scarf with bold red text: "Seasonal Bollocks To One And All!" Perfect for adults who enjoy naughty Xmas humour. Envelope included.
      Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card
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      The "Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card" features a bright rainbow font on black, with a blank inside and stands upright against a yellow background.
      Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card
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      The Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card features Santa dancing with three "Ho"-labeled red gift boxes overhead and bold green text shouting "Motherfuckers!" below. A naughty adult xmas card, it comes with an envelope on a snowy white background.
      Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card
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      The Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card features a smiling snowman with a cheeky sign and a blue snowflake background—perfect for adults who love naughty Xmas humor. Envelope included.
      Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Wanker Card" features Santa in shades and a hat, smoking a cigar, with the cheeky greeting—perfect for adult humor. Includes a brown envelope.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Wanker Card
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      Send festive laughs with the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Bellend Card"! Featuring a cool Santa in shades, drink in hand, and cheeky text—perfect for fans of naughty Xmas humour. Includes brown envelope.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Bellend Card
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      The Santa Merry Fucking Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa with the text "Merry Fucking Christmas" on a rainbow polka dot background—perfect as a colorful, funny, sweary Christmas card for adults.
      Santa Merry Fucking Christmas Card
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      The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card features the bold phrase "Happy Birthday Knobhead" in stylish fonts, presented with a brown envelope and set against a black and white diagonal striped background.
      Happy Birthday Knobhead Card
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Parent Card" features a Santa with sunglasses, a flower hat, and tropical flower beard. Includes the message: "Merry Christmas from your favourite parent!" Envelope shown in background.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Parent Card
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      The "You Make My Minge Twinge" card features a humorous design with a pink background, a large red heart surrounded by clouds and the sun, and a banner reading, "You make my minge twinge." It comes with a brown envelope and is ideal for anniversaries.
      You Make My Minge Twinge Card
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      The "You Make My Knob Throb Card" is a pink, funny anniversary card with 3D hearts, clouds, and a cheeky message. Ideal for Valentine's Day or birthdays, it comes with a brown envelope.
      You Make My Knob Throb Card
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      The Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card is a white, funny UK birthday card with bold, distressed black text—ideal for someone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text and stands upright against a yellow background—a perfect queer birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card is a red, minimalist leaving card with white decorative text and a scandi-inspired design. Blank inside and paired with a brown envelope, it reads: "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!.
      Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card
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      The Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card features a pop art woman with purple hair holding a cake, set against a yellow background and the cheerful message, “Chin up, it’s out babe!” for a retro birthday vibe.
      Chin Up, Tits Out Babe! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, displayed atop a brown envelope against a white background—a funny UK greeting card sure to add humor to any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
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      Bold retro greeting card featuring a serious baby with styled hair and sunglasses. "HAPPY WHATEVER!" appears above; "FUCK YEAH" is reflected in the glasses. Blank inside. Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card.
      Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card, Bold Rude Birthday Card.
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      The Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card features a stylish woman with purple hair, gold earrings, and bold makeup—an ideal funny card for celebrating your best friend’s birthday.
      Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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