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      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card comes with a brown envelope, features a black-and-white Roman statue holding a beer mug, and says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CHEERS BIG EARS!" on green. Ships worldwide.
      Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
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      The "I Really F*cking Love You! Harlem Card" is a square, white greeting card featuring bold black text, displayed on a brown envelope against a white background.
      I Really F*cking Love You! Harlem Card
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      The "I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card" features a unicorn with rainbow hair leaping over a rainbow and clouds, with a red heart below. The text on the pink background reads, “I F*ing Love You! (And Your Magical Genitals)”, making it an ideal funny anniversary card.
      SALE! I Fucking Love You! And Your Magical Genitals Cute Unicorn Card
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      The "I Predict Wet Patches Card," featuring a candy-colored Valentine theme, shows a playful cloud with hearts and raindrops against a pink background. The card includes text that reads: "I predict wet patches, and a good seeing-to tonight!" It comes with a brown envelope.
      I Predict Wet Patches Card
      £2.99
      The "Play With My Pussy Cute Kitten Card" features a cartoon white cat with a red bow tie, holding a heart-shaped sign with its cheeky message. Against a red background with small hearts, this funny anniversary card comes beautifully placed in a brown envelope.
      Play With My Pussy Cute Kitten Card
      £2.99
      A "Let's Play Hide The Sausage" Valentine's card features pink and red flowers on the side and is accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Let's Play Hide The Sausage Card
      £2.99
      The "You Make My Fanny Flutter" card boasts a vibrant pink background and a circle surrounded by pink and peach flowers. Inside, the playful text: "YOU MAKE MY FANNY FLUTTER." Ideal for Valentine's Day, it comes with a brown envelope.
      You Make My Fanny Flutter Card
      £2.99
      The Be My Valentine Unicorn Card displays a rainbow-maned unicorn leaping over waves on a candy-colored background. It humorously states "Be My Valentine" at the top and "You Magnificent, Magical Bastard" below, and comes with an envelope for fun delivery.
      Be My Valentine Unicorn Card
      £2.99
      The Happy New Home! Congratulations! Keys Card features an illustration of a hand holding keys with a small red house keychain. Set against a white background, the card includes the message "Happy New Home! Congratulations!" It is designed in Wales and comes with a brown envelope.
      Happy New Home! Congratulations! Keys Card
      £2.99
      The Good Luck in Your New Home! Whale Card showcases a distinctive design of a blue whale carrying a house surrounded by swirling waves, and it comes with the message "Good luck in your new home!" This charming card is paired with a brown envelope, making it ideal for celebrating fresh starts.
      Good Luck in Your New Home! Whale Card
      £2.99
      A card from the "Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card" collection, perched on a brown envelope, boldly proclaims, "WOW! CONGRATU-FKING-LATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING!" in striking black and pink text. This edgy design adds flair to its cheeky congratulations, while its biodegradable bag ensures that it's both entertaining and environmentally friendly.
      Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card
      £2.99
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      The Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas Motherfucker! Card features an illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a drink, with the bold text "Merry Christmas Motherfucker!" It’s a humorous Christmas card that comes on a square card snugly placed in a brown envelope to deliver smiles.
      SALE! Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas Motherfucker! Card
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas From Your Favourite Parent Card" features a stylish Santa wearing sunglasses, a classic Santa hat, and a beard adorned with flowers. The message "Merry Christmas from your favourite parent!" is set against a pink background. Ideal for those who enjoy cheeky holiday humor, the card comes with a brown envelope.
      SALE! Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Parent Card
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      Introducing the "Sunglass Santa's Merry Xmas To My Favourite Wanker Card": a humorous Christmas card featuring a stylish Santa wearing sunglasses and a red hat, enjoying a cigar. Adorned with the cheeky message, "Merry Christmas to my favourite wanker!" this card is ideal for those who love a touch of naughty festive humor. It comes complete with a plain envelope, specially designed to deliver some sweary fun this holiday season.
      SALE! Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas To My Favourite Wanker Card
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      The "Santa Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits! Christmas Card" features a jolly Santa illustration and the playful message "Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits!" on a green background with white polka dots that resemble snow. Elegantly paired with a brown envelope, this vibrant card is an ideal addition to any biodegradable bag holiday gift collection.
      Santa Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits! Christmas Card
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      This "Up Ya Clacker! Aussie Merry Christmas Card" features a fun illustration of Santa sporting sunglasses and a Santa hat while holding a drink. The text above says "Up Ya Clacker!" and the banner below states "Aussie Merry Christmas." With its festive and humorous design, this card is shipped worldwide in a biodegradable bag and includes a brown envelope.
      SALE! Up Ya Clacker! Aussie Merry Christmas Card
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      This German Christmas card, titled "Prost! Frohe Weihnachten," features an illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a glass filled with ice and a drink. The words "PROST!" are prominently displayed above, with "FROHE WEIHNACHTEN" written on a ribbon below. The card is ready for worldwide shipping and comes in a brown biodegradable bag.
      SALE! Prost! Frohe Weihnachten. German Christmas Card.
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      The "Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card" features a cheeky phrase in vibrant, rainbow font on a black background and comes with a brown envelope.
      Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card" showcases vibrant 3D rainbow letters against a black backdrop. It comes with a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping.
      Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card" features a vibrant rainbow font with puffy letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope. It uses biodegradable materials and is available for worldwide shipping.
      You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      A Wales-designed card, titled "Happy Birthday Cunt!", features a bold plaid black and white pattern on the cover with the text prominently displayed. Set elegantly against a crisp white backdrop, it rests on a brown envelope, blending tradition with charm.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card" features a vintage illustration of a bearded man accompanied by cheeky text on a pristine white background. It comes elegantly placed in its brown envelope and is prepared for worldwide shipping in a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features bold, distressed text: "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" in pink on yellow. A vibrant card, thoughtfully designed in Wales.
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card features a glittery rainbow font on a black background. Standing upright on a yellow surface, it’s perfect for her special day. UK shipping available.
      Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card" features colorful, balloon-like letters spelling "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and "CUNT!" in a vibrant rainbow font against a black background, accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card
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      The Happy Birthday Scrote Card showcases a stylish black and white polka dot design, with eye-catching bold black and teal lettering set against the lively pattern. It includes a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping, all while being eco-friendly due to its biodegradable materials.
      SALE! Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card
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      A congratulatory card titled "Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl!" showcases a baby donning a crown, encircled by laurel leaves and a flower, alongside bold text proclaiming, "F* Yeah! Well Done! On Your New Baby Girl!" This expressive greetings card is paired with a brown envelope.
      Fuck Yeah! Well Done! New Baby Girl! Card
      £2.99
      A New Baby Card titled "Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster!" showcases an illustration of a smiling baby adorned with a golden crown, encircled by laurel leaves and a delicate flower. Ideal for those who desire Sweary Congratulations delivered with flair.
      Welcome To The World Teeny Tiny Tit Monster! New Baby Card
      £2.99
      The "What the Fuck is that? It's a Baby! Harlem Card" is a typographic congratulations card featuring bold text: "What the fuck is that? It's a baby. I know it's a fucking baby! What's it doing here!?" It comes with a brown envelope, perfect for an irreverent celebration.
      What the Fuck is that? Its a Baby! Harlem Card
      £2.99