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The Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background and comes with a brown envelope—perfect as a funny typographic birthday card.

Queen of Fucking Everything! Harlem Birthday Congratulations Card

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The Fuck Off Fabulous Type Card features bold pink 3D text: "FUCK OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" Shown on a brown envelope, this funny leaving card ships in biodegradable packaging.

Fuck Off Fabulous Type Card

Cocktail Birthday Card For The Most Fantastic Twat Silver Foil Design Sweary Card Lady

Cocktail Birthday Card For The Most Fantastic Twat Silver Foil Design

Funny Sassy Leaving Card F*ck Off And Be Fabulous Silver Foil Design Sweary Card Lady

Funny Sassy Leaving Card F*ck Off And Be Fabulous Silver Foil Design

The Happy Birthday Bellend Card is a UK-printed, cheeky birthday card with “Happy Birthday Bellend” in playful script on a black and white striped background, packaged in a brown envelope—perfect for gifting and sharing a laugh.

Happy Birthday Bellend Card

Gloriously Inappropriate Magnificent Cunt 50th Birthday Card Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady

Gloriously Inappropriate Magnificent Cunt 50th Birthday Card Silver Foil Detail

Bold retro greeting card featuring a serious baby with styled hair and sunglasses. "HAPPY WHATEVER!" appears above; "FUCK YEAH" is reflected in the glasses. Blank inside. Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card.

Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card, Bold Rude Birthday Card.

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The "Congrats Smarty Pants" card features a glittery rainbow background and bold white text. Ideal for graduations, exam results, new jobs, or passing a driving test. Includes a brown envelope and a small "YOU DID IT!" label at the bottom.

Congrats Smarty Pants, Graduation, Exam Results Pass Card, Congratulations You Passed, Passing Driving Test, New Job Card

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The "Married As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M)" features an illustration of two men in tuxedos embracing, accompanied by the text "Married as Fuck! Congrats!" The card is placed on a brown envelope against a pink gradient background, emphasizing the joyful occasion of this gay wedding card.

Married As Fuck! Vintage Style Congratulations Card (M/M)

The Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card, a square black romantic card with vibrant puffy letters, rests on a brown envelope atop a white surface.

Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card

The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features a yellow background and reads, "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" highlighted in pink.

People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card

The Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Floral Card features vibrant pink bougainvillea, a blue sky, and bold white-pink text reading "Happy Fucking Birthday" on a brown envelope—perfect for any bold birthday celebration.

Happy Fucking Birthday Bougainvillea Floral Card

The "So Long Sugar Tits Type Card" is a square card on a brown envelope with bold black text: "SO LONG SUGAR TITS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING LEAVING!"—a hilarious leaving card for anyone with a sense of humor.

So Long Sugar Tits Type Card

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The Let's Fuck Card features a bold red watercolor heart and elegant white script, perfect as a naughty anniversary or cheeky Valentine’s greeting, and comes with a classic brown envelope.

Let's Fuck Card

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Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Birthday Card for Best Friend Funny Fabulous B*tch Disco Silver Foil Card

Birthday Card for Best Friend Funny Fabulous B*tch Disco Silver Foil Card

The "Happy Whatever Bold Rude Retro Birthday Card For Grownups. Fuck Yeah!" features a girl with vintage hair, star sunglasses, bold pink background, and cheeky message—perfect for anyone who loves attitude on their birthday.

Happy Whatever Bold Rude Retro Birthday Card For Grownups. Fuck Yeah!

Send birthday cheer with the Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card—features a smiling woman with purple hair and a bow on a pink background. Perfect vintage-style card for your bestie’s birthday!.

Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card

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The Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card features fluffy red, purple, and blue "21", bold text above and below—perfect for wild celebrations and a hilarious way to mark the milestone.

Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card

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The Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card is a square card with a polka dot design and bold, playful “Happy Birthday Scrote” text. This funny birthday card comes placed on top of a brown envelope.

Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card

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The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Fucking Leaving!" sweary card shows off bold text on a square white card with a brown envelope. "LEAVING" and "FUCKING" are in bright pink. It comes with biodegradable packaging for an eco-friendly touch!.

Funny Rude Leaving Card for Coworker Congratulations on Leaving Card

The Off You Fuck! Harlem Card is a white leaving card featuring bold, distressed black text and comes with a brown envelope—a cheeky way to say goodbye.

Off You Fuck! Minimalist Leaving Card

Send your best wishes with this bold and humorous retro floral birthday card for her, featuring a fun "Happy Birthday Sugartits" design—perfect for your best friend’s special day.

Bold and Humorous Birthday Greeting | Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card | Fun Design | Birthday Card For Her | Best Friend Birthday

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The Bye Then Leaving Card features bold, faux glitter "BYE THEN" letters on a white background with the message "Going to miss you. It won’t be the same without you!" Comes with a brown envelope.

Bye Then Leaving Card

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Birthday Card for Him Funny Rude Disco Dick Silver Foil Birthday Card Mate Sweary Card Lady

Birthday Card for Him Funny Rude Disco Dick Silver Foil Birthday Card Mate

Gorgeous 50th Birthday Card How On Earth Are You 50 Silver Foil Details Sweary Card Lady

Gorgeous 50th Birthday Card How On Earth Are You 50 Silver Foil Details

Funny Snarky Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady

Funny Snarky Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Detail

The ‘Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card’ features a black and white illustrated woman with vibrant, curly multicolored hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for an Afro birthday celebration.

Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card

Celebrate a milestone with the "Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card" - featuring a rainbow-colored, fluffy "50", playful birthday wishes, and a fun pink background. The ideal card for turning 50!.

Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card

The "Married As Fuck! Congratulations Wedding Card (M/F)" features bold text, "MARRIED AS FUCK!" with intertwined gold rings and declares "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS!" Perfect for congratulations, it's blank inside for a personal message and includes a brown envelope.

Married As Fuck! Congratulations Wedding Card (M/F)

The Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card sits atop a brown envelope, boldly stating, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING!" with "WEDDING!" in big pink letters—a hilarious way to celebrate their big day.

Congratulations On Your Wedding! Sweary Card

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