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      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Fucking Leaving!" sweary card shows off bold text on a square white card with a brown envelope. "LEAVING" and "FUCKING" are in bright pink. It comes with biodegradable packaging for an eco-friendly touch!.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Fucking Leaving! Sweary Card
      £2.99
      The "Off You Fuck Then! Harlem Card" features bold black text on a white card with a brown envelope, ideal for those in search of a cheeky congratulations card. It is packaged in a biodegradable bag and available for worldwide shipping.
      Off You Fuck! Minimalist Leaving Card
      £2.99
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      Introducing the "Twat! Insult Card," a square greeting card ideal for hilarious friendship occasions. It boasts a glittery rainbow border, with the word "Twat!" prominently showcased in sparkly rainbow letters at its center. This card of adult humor is paired with a plain brown envelope.
      SALE! Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card
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      The "I Love Your Ass! Card" displays a playful illustration of a donkey on a motorcycle accompanied by bold text. It is delivered in a brown envelope and printed in the UK, adding an eco-friendly element to your message with its biodegradable materials.
      I Love Your Ass! Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card: a charming greeting card featuring a sheep with flowing wool against pink shading. Adorned with the phrases "Ewe Were Made For Me" and "Everybody Tells Me So!", it includes a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
      Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99
      The "Will You Look At The Ass On That!" card features a cartoon donkey riding a motorcycle on its cover, with the humorous text, "WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT!" It includes a brown envelope and is suitable for any occasion. Additionally, it ships in a biodegradable bag, making it ideal for worldwide shipping enthusiasts.
      Will You Look At The Ass On That! Card
      £2.99
      The "I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a fluffy sheep with stylized wool set against a pink backdrop. Above the sheep, the text reads "I REALLY REALLY LOVE," while below it says, "EWE!" This charming card comes tucked inside a brown envelope and is shipped in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag. Enjoy global delivery!
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold text on a white circle with black diagonal stripes, set against a yellow background for a playful touch. This adult humour card is perfect for sending rude birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card showcases bold text that reads "Happy Fucking Birthday" against a backdrop of cream peonies. The square card is elegantly displayed on a brown envelope, effortlessly combining edgy flair with floral elegance.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Cream Peonies Card
      £2.99
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      The Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black typography proclaiming "LAH-DEE FUCKING DAH!" and comes with a brown envelope, all made using biodegradable packaging. The card is centered against a white background.
      SALE! Lah-Dee Fucking Dah! Harlem Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card, featuring a square design with bold black text reading "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWAT!" rests on a brown envelope against a white background, making it perfect for special day celebrations.
      SALE! Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
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      The Mr and Mrs Fucking Fabulous Wedding Card is a biodegradable greeting card that comes in a brown envelope and features the message, "Congratulations Mr & Mrs Fucking Fabulous!" along with an illustration of two hands clinking champagne glasses. With worldwide shipping available, it's the ideal wedding card to celebrate love and laughter.
      Congratulations Mr and Mrs Fucking Fabulous Wedding Card
      £2.99
      The "Look At You All Married and Shit!" Card, adorned with two illustrated hands clinking champagne glasses and carrying the celebratory message, is tucked inside a brown envelope crafted from biodegradable materials. It's an ideal way to send your congratulations while being kind to the planet!
      Look At You All Married and Shit! Wedding Congratulations Card
      £2.99
      The "Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/F)" showcases an illustration of two hands wearing wedding rings while displaying middle fingers. Between them is a heart with a banner that boldly states "FUCK THEM!" Above the image, the card announces in large text, "OFFICIALLY MARRIED AS FUCK!" and is paired with a brown envelope against a white background.
      Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/F)
      £2.99
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      The SALE! Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa waving with the text "FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THEN!" on a red snowy background. Includes brown envelope—perfect for anyone who loves a sweary, funny Xmas card!.
      SALE! Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card
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      A Funny Christmas card featuring an animated Santa Claus with the text "Ho Ho Ho MOTHERFUCKERS!" and three gift icons above. Perfect for those who appreciate naughty Xmas humour, this adult Xmas card is placed on a rustic brown envelope.
      SALE! Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card
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      A funny Christmas card featuring a smiling snowman with a green scarf and the text "Seasonal Bollocks to One and All!" on a snowy background, placed on a brown envelope. Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of naughty Xmas humour.
      SALE! Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card
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      The "You Slay Every Day" card features a glittery, rainbow-colored design with the bold statement "YOU SLAY" on a clean white background. Below, in smaller text, it exclaims "EVERY FKING DAY!" The card comes presented in a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in a biodegradable bag for an eco-friendly experience.
      You Slay Every Day Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card features a square design with vibrant rainbow and leaf patterns. Bold red "Happy Birthday Sugar tits" text stands out on a white circle, perfect for funny birthday wishes.
      Bold and Humorous Birthday Greeting | Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card | Fun Design | Birthday Card For Her | Best Friend Birthday
      £2.99
      The "I Love Your Willy" card features gold-embossed text on a red background, resting elegantly on a brown envelope, making it the perfect golden foil card for Valentine's or special occasions.
      I Love Your Willy Card
      £2.99
      A Valentine's Day card named "I Love You From My Bits To My Tits Card" features a purple background adorned with small, colorful hearts. The card showcases bold white text declaring, "I LOVE YOU FROM MY TITS TO MY BITS AND BACK AGAIN! PHWOAR!" and is presented with a brown envelope.
      I Love You From My Bits To My Tits Card
      £2.99
      The Fuck Off Fabulous Typographic Card features bold pink text that declares, "Fuck Off and Be Fabulous Somewhere Else Then!" Packaged in a biodegradable bag and accompanied by a brown envelope, it stands out against a white background. Send your sassy farewells anywhere in the world with our worldwide shipping!
      Fuck Off Fabulous Typographic Card
      £2.99
      The Good Luck, Going To Be Shit Here Tattoo Card features a tattoo-inspired design with a thumbs-up, clover, horseshoe, dice, and pink flowers, plus the message: "Good luck! But it's going to be shit here without you!" Includes brown envelope.
      Good Luck, Going To Be Shit Here Tattoo Card
      £2.99
      The Oi You There! Fuck Off Card is a square, cheeky card with bold black text and explicit language, humorously telling the reader to "fuck off" in different ways. Shown on a white surface with a brown envelope.
      Oi You There! Fuck Off Card
      £2.99
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      The "Off You Fuck HW Card" is a humorous farewell card featuring bold, stylized black text that reads "off you fk." This minimalist design is set against a white background and comes with a brown envelope made from biodegradable packaging.
      SALE! Off You Fuck Leaving Card
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Card showcases a vibrant rainbow glitter background with the cheeky message, "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" adorned at the center. A cute star in the top right corner features the words "Going to miss you!" This humorous and playful card is paired with a brown envelope, making it an ideal choice for retirement farewells.
      Piss Off Fabulous Glitter Card
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      The "Work Wife For Life! Glitter Card" features a shimmering rainbow backdrop and was crafted in Wales. The center text reads, "You're my work wife for life!" This card is an ideal choice as a leaving card and comes with a brown envelope.
      SALE! Work Wife For Life! Glitter Leaving Card
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      The SALE! Merry Christmas Tinseltits Trees Citrus Yellow Card is a UK-printed, biodegradable square card featuring red text on a white circle with green trees and red stars on yellow, presented in a brown envelope for festive fun.
      SALE! Merry Christmas Tinseltits Trees Citrus Yellow Card
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      The SALE! Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card - GREEN features white polka dots and the bold message: "Fuck off and have a very merry fucking Christmas then!" A perfect naughty Xmas card with festive humour on a brown envelope.
      SALE! Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card - GREEN
      £2.99 £1.01 Save £1.98
      The "Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah." Retro Baby Girl Birthday Card features a bold design with a star-sunglass-wearing girl and bright pink background—perfect for a fun, retro celebration.
      Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Retro Baby Girl, Bold Birthday Celebration Card
      £2.99