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      Viciously Rude Birthday Card I Cunt Believe How Old You Really Are Silver Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Viciously Rude Birthday Card I Cunt Believe How Old You Really Are Silver Foil
      £3.99
      The Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie features a retro red-haired woman with cake and fork on a purple background—perfect for celebrating your best friend's birthday with vintage style.
      Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie
      £2.99
      The 21st Birthday Card features "Happy Birthday" on top, large faux fur gradient "21" in red, purple, and blue at the center, and "Years of Awesome!" below, all set on a vibrant pink background.
      21st Birthday Card. Happy Birthday 21 Years of Awesome! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      White birthday card with fluffy numbers '18' and text on a pink background
      18th Birthday Card. How The Heck Are You 18 Years Old? Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card" features an illustration of a joyful woman running with open arms on a yellow background—an ideal card for supporting and celebrating your best friend.
      Let's Celebrate Running Towards Freedom And Away From Twats! Good Luck Card
      £2.99
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      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on a white card and comes with a brown envelope—a distinctive way to send your congratulations.
      Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card
      £2.99
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      The "I Predict Wet Patches Card," featuring a candy-colored Valentine theme, shows a playful cloud with hearts and raindrops against a pink background. The card includes text that reads: "I predict wet patches, and a good seeing-to tonight!" It comes with a brown envelope.
      I Predict Wet Patches Card
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      The "You Make Me So Horny! Cute Kitten Love Card" features a chubby white cat with a red heart and cheeky text on a red background—an ideal funny anniversary or quirky Valentine’s Day card, shown atop a brown envelope.
      You Make Me So Horny! Cute Kitten Love Card
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      The I Love Fucking You Card is a pink card for your husband with 3D heart, clouds, sun, and bold text. Perfect as a funny anniversary or cheeky Valentine’s Day card. Includes a brown envelope displayed on a white surface.
      I Love Fucking You Card
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      The "Congratulations On Your New Home Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new home!" with the word "home" highlighted in pink while the rest of the text is in black. This cheeky card comes with a brown envelope.
      Congratulations On Your New Home Card
      £2.99
      The "Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card" features bold, distressed black text with "LOVE" in pink on a brown envelope. The card is blank inside for your personal message.
      Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card features bold, colorful letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope—ideal for anyone who enjoys a cheeky, vibrant greeting.
      You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card features a bearded man and bold text on a yellow background—a hilarious, sweary birthday card for anyone with a sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card
      £2.99
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      The Too Busy Being Fucking Fabulous To Care! Harlem Card is a square birthday card on a brown envelope featuring "fucking fabulous" in bright pink and the rest of the message in bold black text.
      Too Busy Being Fucking Fabulous To Care! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card displays "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFEY!" in vibrant, puffy rainbow lettering and stands upright on a bold yellow surface—an ideal birthday card for your wife.
      Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card" features bold typography, a crowned baby girl on a pink leafy background, and the cheeky message: "CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY GIRL!.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your New Baby Girl! Crown Card
      £2.99
      The Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card features bold white "WELL DONE WANKER" text, a small star saying "GOING TO MISS YOU!", and a pink strip reading "I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE FUCKING LEAVING!" Envelope included.
      Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card
      £2.99
      The Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card is a white greetings card featuring bold, distressed black text that says "WELL FUCKING DONE!"—shown standing upright against a yellow background.
      Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card
      £2.99
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      The Funny Rude Card - Piss Off and Be Fabulous Script Leaving Card features black cursive text on a white card saying, "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" shown atop a brown envelope on a white background.
      Funny Rude Card - Piss Off and Be Fabulous Script Leaving Card
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      The "Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" features a pink design with a red glittery heart and humorous text—ideal as a funny Valentine’s or anniversary card—pictured on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
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      The "I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card" is a white funny greetings card with bold, black distressed text—perfect as a naughty Valentine card. Comes with a brown envelope, ready to gift on any white surface.
      I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold black diagonal stripes on a white background with "Happy Birthday Twat" in stylized lettering inside a white circle—a funny, rude adult birthday card for those who enjoy cheeky humor.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card features a bold pink flower, white "Happy Fucking Birthday" lettering, and a yellow background—perfect for a sassy UK birthday celebration.
      Happy Fucking Birthday Pink Calla Lilies Card
      £2.99
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      The Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card! is UK printed, features a popping champagne illustration and “Congrats on your big gay wedding day!” message. It comes with a brown envelope and is blank inside for your personal note.
      Congrats On Your Big Gay Wedding Card!
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/F) features two hands with wedding rings flipping the bird, a heart with "OFFICIALLY MARRIED AS FUCK!" above, and a banner reading "FUCK YEAH!"—the bold, rude wedding card for fun newlyweds.
      Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/F)
      £2.99
      The Oi You There! Fuck Off Card is a humorous leaving card designed in Wales, featuring bold black text and comes with a brown envelope.
      Oi You There! Fuck Off Card
      £2.99
      The Piss Off Fabulous Type Card features bold, dark pink 3D text: "PISS OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!"—a funny, rude retirement or leaving card. Shown atop a brown envelope.
      Piss Off Fabulous Type Card
      £2.99
      Birthday Card for Her Funny Rude Disco Tits Silver Foil Birthday Card Bestie Sweary Card Lady
      Birthday Card for Her Funny Rude Disco Tits Silver Foil Birthday Card Bestie
      £3.99
      Funny Rude Birthday Card Steak Bake Slag Porcelain Style Foodie Gold Foil Card Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Rude Birthday Card Greggs Steak Bake Slag Porcelain Style Foodie Gold Foil Card
      £3.99