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      The "I Love You! And Your Big Cock Cute Unicorn Card" features a unicorn with a flower crown and golden horn on a pink cloud with hearts—an adorable, funny anniversary card for someone special.
      I Love You! And Your Big Cock Cute Unicorn Card
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      The "I Want To Lick Your Lollipop! Cute Unicorn Card" shows a cartoon unicorn with a giant lollipop and the cheeky message: "I want to lick your lollipop! (And suck on your gobstoppers!)". Perfect for fun anniversaries. Envelope included.
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      Send smiles with the Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your 2nd Favourite Child Card—featuring a sunglasses-wearing Santa and the playful message "Merry Christmas from your 2nd favourite child!" on a white background with a brown envelope.
      Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your 2nd Favourite Child Card
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Child Card" features a fun Santa in sunglasses, smoking a cigar, with the message "Merry Christmas from your favourite child!" on a white background.
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      The Have a Very Merry Christmas Bright Baubles Card features a colorful pattern of red, green, pink, and yellow baubles with bold red and pink "Have a very merry Christmas" lettering at the center. Includes a brown envelope.
      Have a Very Merry Christmas Bright Baubles Card
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      The ¡Salud! Feliz Navidad Spanish Christmas Card features a cool Santa with sunglasses and whiskey, "¡SALUD!" above, "FELIZ NAVIDAD" below. Includes a brown envelope and is giftable in a biodegradable bag.
      ¡Salud! Feliz Navidad. Spanish Christmas Card
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      The Santé! Joyeux Noel. French Gallic Christmas Card shows a stylish Santa in sunglasses with whiskey, "SANTÉ!" above and "JOYEUX NOËL" below. Includes brown envelope, biodegradable bag, and ships worldwide.
      Santé! Joyeux Noel. French Gallic Christmas Card
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      The Slàinte Mhath! Nollaig Chridheil. Scottish Gaelic Christmas Card shows a fun Santa in sunglasses with whiskey, featuring "SLÀINTE MHATH!" and "NOLLAIG CHRIDHEIL." Comes with a brown envelope in biodegradable packaging; ships worldwide.
      Slàinte Mhath! Nollaig Chridheil. Scottish Gaelic Christmas Card
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      The Merry Christmas from Your Favourite Uncle Christmas Card features a green biodegradable design with white polka dots and the message "Merry Christmas! From your favourite uncle" in bold, playful letters. Shown atop a brown envelope.
      Merry Christmas from Your Favourite Uncle Christmas Card
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      The Have a Very Merry Christmas Pressies Navy Card features red "Have a Very Merry Christmas" text on a white circle, blue background with gifts and snowflakes, is designed in Wales, and includes a brown envelope and biodegradable bag.
      Have a Very Merry Christmas Pressies Navy Card
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      The Merry Christmas Tinseltits Pressies Navy Card features bold red and white script on a festive navy background with gifts, bows, and snowflakes. Printed in the UK, it includes a brown envelope for the perfect holiday surprise.
      Merry Christmas Tinseltits Pressies Navy Card
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Leaving Card features a hand with a heart tattoo giving the middle finger amid colorful flowers, with red text: "PISS OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN." A perfect rude congratulations card for a coworker leaving.
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      The "I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" features a fluffy, wind-blown sheep on a pink background with bold text—an ideal cheeky Welsh greeting card for someone special.
      I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
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      The Phwoar Glitter Love Card is a square card with a rainbow glitter border and a plain white center. "Phwoar" appears in rainbow glitter letters—perfect for a fun anniversary or bold Valentine’s Day, shown with a brown envelope.
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      The "I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card" is a white funny greetings card with bold, black distressed text—perfect as a naughty Valentine card. Comes with a brown envelope, ready to gift on any white surface.
      I Really Fucking Love You! Harlem Card
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      The Vintage Bauble Tinseltits Xmas Card features "Merry Christmas Tinselitis" in red script, surrounded by vibrant holiday illustrations, and comes with a brown envelope.
      Vintage Bauble Tinseltits Xmas Card
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      The Fa La La La Laaa Christmas Card features Santa dancing with four gift boxes above him, “FA LA LA LA LA-LA-LA-LAAA!” text, and a snowy background. The Christmas card comes with a brown envelope.
      Fa La La La Laaa Christmas Card
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      The Happy Birthday Wanker Card features a bold black and white wavy design with "Happy Birthday Wanker" in the center on a vibrant yellow background—ideal for anyone who loves edgy, funny, and offensive birthday greetings.
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      The Very Merry Modern Tree Xmas Card has a yellow background with green Christmas trees and dots, and "Have a very Merry Christmas" in red and white script. The card is shown on a brown envelope.
      Very Merry Modern Tree Xmas Card
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      The Vintage Bauble Merry Christmas Card features “Have a Very Merry Christmas” in red on a white circle, surrounded by retro ornaments, cookies, cars, and nutcrackers, and is paired with a brown envelope.
      Vintage Bauble Merry Christmas Card
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      The Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card - RED features bold white polka dots, big sweary text, and a quirky snowman in a snow globe—perfect as a cheeky adult Xmas card for those who love humor.
      Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card - RED
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      The Off You Fuck Tattoo Leaving Card features a hand giving the middle finger amid colorful flowers, with "OFF YOU" above, "THEN" below, and "FUCK" on the finger. Blank inside and packaged in biodegradable wrapping.
      Off You Fuck Tattoo Leaving Card
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      The Middle Finger Floral Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) is a square gift box covered in white floral paper with a yellow ribbon—funny and perfect for lighthearted or retirement gift wrapping.
      Funny Middle Finger Floral Wrapping Paper (Folded Sheet)
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      A square gift box wrapped in Middle Finger Piss Off Tattoo Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) with a yellow ribbon bow, photographed on a white background.
      Middle Finger Piss Off Tattoo Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      Ho Ho Fa La La Xmas Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      A square gift box wrapped in "Fuck Off and Have a Very Merry Christmas Gift Wrap"—green paper with cartoon Santas and cheeky speech bubbles—tied with a dark red ribbon bow and topped with a "THANKY BODGE CO." tag.
      Fuck Off and Have a Very Merry Christmas Gift Wrap (Folded)
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      A square gift box wrapped in Merry Xmas Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) with red "merry xmas" text and a light blue ribbon bow, placed on a white surface.
      Merry Xmas Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      A square gift box wrapped in Christmas Pressie Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) featuring festive designs, tied with a bright pink ribbon and bow, and finished with a small round tag.
      Christmas Pressie Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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      The "Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card" is a hilarious xmas card showing Santa in shades, a red hat, and flowers. The text reads: "CALM YA TITS IT'S CHRISTMAS!"—perfect for anyone with a cheeky sense of humor.
      Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card
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      The Funny Rude Card - Piss Off and Be Fabulous Script Leaving Card features black cursive text on a white card saying, "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" shown atop a brown envelope on a white background.
      Funny Rude Card - Piss Off and Be Fabulous Script Leaving Card
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