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      The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card, crafted in Wales, showcases a square design with a black and white herringbone pattern. It features bold and stylish text that reads "Happy Birthday Knobhead," ideal for those who appreciate cheeky humor. It is accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Knobhead Card
      £2.99
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      The "Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card" features a white design with bold, black text that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND!" It is displayed on a brown envelope against a white background and offers the convenience of worldwide shipping for easy delivery.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card" features bold, colorful bubble letters on black, each line in a different color. Sweary and fun, it's perfect for birthdays. Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      Wrapped in beautifully folded sheets of our "I Really Really Fucking Love You" gift wrap, this charming package is adorned with white paper featuring the heartfelt message "only for you" and decorated with small red hearts. Perfect for a Valentine’s gift, it is elegantly tied with a red ribbon and features a round sticker in the top right corner that reads, "I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE.
      I Really Really Fucking Love You Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75
      The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Birthday Card" shows a man and boy chatting by a white fence, with the boy exclaiming “Dad, you’re the bollocks!”—a vintage-inspired design with a brown envelope included.
      Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Birthday Card
      £2.99
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      The "Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card" features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making a "rock on" sign with the phrase "DADDY, DADDY COOL! LOVE YOU!"—ideal for Father's Day or Dad's birthday.
      Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Father's Day. From Your Favourite Child (Tech Support) Statue Dude Card" features a Roman statue holding a smartphone, with the message: "Happy Father's Day from your favourite child (tech support)." Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Father's Day. From Your Favourite Child (Tech Support) Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card features a smiling man with a swaddled baby and comic speech bubble. Comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating new dads with humor!.
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card
      £2.99
      The Old But Still Pretty F*cking Cool! Happy Father's Day. Statue Dude Card features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making an "OK" sign, with the caption and comes complete with a brown envelope.
      Old But Still Pretty F*cking Cool! Happy Father's Day. Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Ballbag Card showcases a humorous polka dot design with bold, stylized "Happy Birthday Ballbag" text in black and blue on a light background. Ideal for those who enjoy an edgy sense of humor, this card comes with its own brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Ballbag Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card features a pink leopard print with a white circle and bold pink "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sugartits" text. Celebrate in style—worldwide shipping available!.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card
      £2.99
      The "I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is a square gift wrapped in white paper, featuring humorous text such as "I love you willy," "I love your bits," and "I really love you." It's adorned with a blue ribbon and includes a black and white circle sticker on the side, making it perfect for a playful Valentine’s Day gift.
      I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75
      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card comes with a brown envelope, features a black-and-white Roman statue holding a beer mug, and says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CHEERS BIG EARS!" on green. Ships worldwide.
      Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card" showcases vibrant 3D rainbow letters against a black backdrop. It comes with a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping.
      Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card" features a vibrant rainbow font with puffy letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope. It uses biodegradable materials and is available for worldwide shipping.
      You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      A Wales-designed card, titled "Happy Birthday Cunt!", features a bold plaid black and white pattern on the cover with the text prominently displayed. Set elegantly against a crisp white backdrop, it rests on a brown envelope, blending tradition with charm.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Scrote Card showcases a stylish black and white polka dot design, with eye-catching bold black and teal lettering set against the lively pattern. It includes a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping, all while being eco-friendly due to its biodegradable materials.
      Happy Birthday Scrote Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card features a square design with vibrant rainbow and leaf patterns. Bold red "Happy Birthday Sugar tits" text stands out on a white circle, perfect for funny birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Card features fuzzy purple and pink "30" numbers, "Happy Birthday" text above, and "And mighty-fucking-fine!" below, shown against a bold yellow background.
      Happy Birthday 30 And Mighty Fucking Fine! Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous Card" features rainbow furry text and a bright yellow background, making it the ideal naughty birthday card for anyone turning 50 and feeling fabulous!.
      Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Card features a bold, sweary message in colorful puffy letters against a black background, standing upright on a bright pink surface—perfect for any irreverent celebration.
      Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Another Year Of Being Whoever-The-F*ck-You-Want!" Punk Birthday Card For Him features an illustrated, tattooed older man and bold text. Blank inside, includes a brown envelope, and ships worldwide.
      Another Year Of Being Whoever-The-F*ck-You-Want! Punk Birthday Card For Him
      £2.99
      Featuring an older man with a red mohawk, mustache, tattoos, and plaid shirt with sun rays and the phrase “HERE'S TO GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY!”, this Punk Birthday Card For Him ships via Royal Mail.
      Here's To Growing Old Disgracefully! Punk Birthday Card For Him
      £2.99
      The "Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Statue Dude Card" features a Roman statue in sunglasses making an "OK" gesture, with a brown envelope included. Perfect for a fun and unique birthday greeting!.
      Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Funny Vintage-inspired Birthday Card" features a comic-style man in a suit with the quote, "YOU'RE THE DOGS B*LLOCKS DADDY-O!" Comes with a brown envelope. Worldwide shipping available.
      You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Funny Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Birthday Card" features a retro winking man in a suit with a pink burst background and bold greeting. Envelope included. Ships worldwide. Perfect for your dad's birthday!.
      Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure!" funny card features a retro drawing of a dad and child with witty text. Envelope included; card is blank inside for your message.
      Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure! Funny Card For Dad
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card features a classical statue wearing sunglasses and making a "rock on" gesture, with the text: "Happy Birthday to my super cool dad!" on a crisp white background.
      Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday From Tech Support: Statue Dude Card features a bearded man in Roman attire holding a phone, with the message "Tried turning it off & on again? Happy birthday from tech support." Ideal for your beer-loving friends!.
      Happy Birthday From Tech Support. Statue Dude Card
      £2.99