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      The "Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card" features vibrant rainbow-colored text with a balloon-like texture on a black background, paired with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.85
      The "Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card" features a white design with bold, black text that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND!" It is displayed on a brown envelope against a white background and offers the convenience of worldwide shipping for easy delivery.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
      £2.85
      Wrapped in beautifully folded sheets of our "I Really Really Fucking Love You" gift wrap, this charming package is adorned with white paper featuring the heartfelt message "only for you" and decorated with small red hearts. Perfect for a Valentine’s gift, it is elegantly tied with a red ribbon and features a round sticker in the top right corner that reads, "I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE.
      I Really Really Fucking Love You Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75
      The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card, crafted in Wales, showcases a square design with a black and white herringbone pattern. It features bold and stylish text that reads "Happy Birthday Knobhead," ideal for those who appreciate cheeky humor. It is accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Knobhead Card
      £2.85
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      The Happy Birthday Ballbag Card showcases a humorous polka dot design with bold, stylized "Happy Birthday Ballbag" text in black and blue on a light background. Ideal for those who enjoy an edgy sense of humor, this card comes with its own brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Ballbag Card
      £2.85
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      The "Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card," designed in Wales, features a pink leopard print background with the phrase "Happy Birthday Sugar tits" in bold and playful fonts. It pairs beautifully with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card
      £2.85
      The "I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is a square gift wrapped in white paper, featuring humorous text such as "I love you willy," "I love your bits," and "I really love you." It's adorned with a blue ribbon and includes a black and white circle sticker on the side, making it perfect for a playful Valentine’s Day gift.
      I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75
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      The "Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card" features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making a "rock on" sign with the phrase "DADDY, DADDY COOL! LOVE YOU!"—ideal for Father's Day or Dad's birthday.
      Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
      The "Happy Father's Day. From Your Favourite Child (Tech Support) Statue Dude Card" features a Roman statue holding a smartphone, with the message: "Happy Father's Day from your favourite child (tech support)." Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Father's Day. From Your Favourite Child (Tech Support) Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
      The "Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card" showcases vibrant 3D rainbow letters against a black backdrop. It comes with a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping.
      Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.85
      The "Another Year Of Being Whoever-The-F*ck-You-Want!" Punk Birthday Card For Him features an illustrated, tattooed older man and bold text. Blank inside, includes a brown envelope, and ships worldwide.
      Another Year Of Being Whoever-The-F*ck-You-Want! Punk Birthday Card For Him
      £2.85
      Featuring an older man with a red mohawk, mustache, tattoos, and plaid shirt with sun rays and the phrase “HERE'S TO GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY!”, this Punk Birthday Card For Him ships via Royal Mail.
      Here's To Growing Old Disgracefully! Punk Birthday Card For Him
      £2.85
      The "Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Statue Dude Card" features a Roman statue in sunglasses making an "OK" gesture, with a brown envelope included. Perfect for a fun and unique birthday greeting!.
      Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
      Surprise Dad with the "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired Father’s Day card, featuring a retro excited man and bold text. Includes a brown envelope—perfect for showing your love and humor this Father's Day!.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Father's Day Card
      £2.85
      The "You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Funny Vintage-inspired Father's Day Card" features a retro man in a suit, includes brown envelope, and ships worldwide.
      You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Funny Vintage-inspired Father's Day Card
      £2.85
      The “OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!!” Funny Vintage-inspired Father's Day Card features a smiling man with a swaddled baby and comic speech bubble, resting on a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating Dad with humor.
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired Father's Day Card
      £2.85
      The Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Father's Day Card features a playful retro winking man in a suit on a pink burst, with "LOVE YOU" above and "DADDY!" below. Supplied with a brown envelope for Father’s Day.
      Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Father's Day Card
      £2.85
      The “Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure!” Funny Father's Day Card features a retro boy hugging his suited dad with cheeky speech bubbles. Vintage-inspired, designed in Wales; includes brown envelope.
      Thanks For Being Such A Mother-fucker, Dad! It Was My Pleasure! Funny Father's Day Card
      £2.85
      The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct!" Funny Father's Day Card features a retro-style illustration of a smiling man and boy with the cheeky message—perfect for Father's Day or birthdays.
      Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Father's Day Card
      £2.85
      The Old But Still Pretty F*cking Cool! Happy Father's Day. Statue Dude Card features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making an "OK" sign, with the caption and comes complete with a brown envelope.
      Old But Still Pretty F*cking Cool! Happy Father's Day. Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
      The "Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card" features a bearded statue in sunglasses doing a rock hand sign, plus the message "Happy Birthday to my super cool dad!" on a minimalist white background.
      Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
      The Happy Birthday From Tech Support: Statue Dude Card features a bearded man in Roman attire holding a phone, with the message "Tried turning it off & on again? Happy birthday from tech support." Ideal for your beer-loving friends!.
      Happy Birthday From Tech Support. Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
      The Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Statue Dude Card features a toga-clad, muscular man with a beer mug. Includes brown envelope. Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
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      The Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card comes with a brown envelope, features a black-and-white Roman statue holding a beer mug, and says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CHEERS BIG EARS!" on green. Ships worldwide.
      Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card
      £2.85
      The Harlem Card features bold black and pink text exclaiming, "Congratu-fucking-lations on your vasectomy!" It rests atop a plain brown envelope against a white background.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Vasectomy! Harlem Card
      £2.85
      The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card" features a bold square design with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR DIVORCE!" on a brown envelope, highlighting "DIVORCE!" in pink, all set against a white surface.
      Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card
      £2.85
      The My Flabber Has Been Gasted! Harlem Card showcases striking black and pink text with the exclamation, "MY FLABBER HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY GASTED TODAY!" It is delivered in a brown envelope, making it ideal for gifting. Benefit from worldwide shipping and its creation from eco-friendly, biodegradable materials.
      My Flabber Has Been Gasted! Harlem Card
      £2.85
      Inside a biodegradable bag lies the "Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card," featuring an envelope with striking black text: "Sending you love because wow what a shit show!" The word "love" is highlighted in pink, primed for worldwide shipping.
      Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card
      £2.85
      The "Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card" features a cheeky phrase in vibrant, rainbow font on a black background and comes with a brown envelope.
      Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card
      £2.85
      The "Let's Get Jizzy With It! Rainbow Font Card," a square card designed in Wales, is paired with a brown envelope. It features the phrase "LET'S GET JIZZY WITH IT!" in bold, colorful balloon-like letters. The playful text spans four rows with a vibrant rainbow gradient on a black background.
      Let's Get Jizzy With It! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.85