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      The "Happy Birthday! You're a fucking delight! Rainbow Font Card" features bold, colorful bubble letters on black, each line in a different color. Sweary and fun, it's perfect for birthdays. Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card, crafted in Wales, showcases a square design with a black and white herringbone pattern. It features bold and stylish text that reads "Happy Birthday Knobhead," ideal for those who appreciate cheeky humor. It is accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Knobhead Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on a yellow background—a cheeky UK-printed birthday card perfect for fun greetings.
      Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      Wrapped in beautifully folded sheets of our "I Really Really Fucking Love You" gift wrap, this charming package is adorned with white paper featuring the heartfelt message "only for you" and decorated with small red hearts. Perfect for a Valentine’s gift, it is elegantly tied with a red ribbon and features a round sticker in the top right corner that reads, "I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE.
      I Really Really Fucking Love You Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75
      The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Birthday Card" shows a man and boy chatting by a white fence, with the boy exclaiming “Dad, you’re the bollocks!”—a vintage-inspired design with a brown envelope included.
      Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Birthday Card
      £2.99
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      The "Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card" features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making a "rock on" sign with the phrase "DADDY, DADDY COOL! LOVE YOU!"—ideal for Father's Day or Dad's birthday.
      Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Father's Day. From Your Favourite Child (Tech Support) Statue Dude Card" features a Roman statue holding a smartphone, with the message: "Happy Father's Day from your favourite child (tech support)." Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Father's Day. From Your Favourite Child (Tech Support) Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card features a retro kid in shades with "HAPPY WHATEVER!" above and "FUCK YEAH" reflected in the sunglasses, on a blue background, blank inside for your own message.
      Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card, Bold Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card features a smiling man with a swaddled baby and comic speech bubble. Comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating new dads with humor!.
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card
      £2.99
      The Old But Still Pretty F*cking Cool! Happy Father's Day. Statue Dude Card features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making an "OK" sign, with the caption and comes complete with a brown envelope.
      Old But Still Pretty F*cking Cool! Happy Father's Day. Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Ballbag Card showcases a humorous polka dot design with bold, stylized "Happy Birthday Ballbag" text in black and blue on a light background. Ideal for those who enjoy an edgy sense of humor, this card comes with its own brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Ballbag Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card features a pink leopard print with a white circle and bold pink "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sugartits" text. Celebrate in style—worldwide shipping available!.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card
      £2.99
      The "I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is a square gift wrapped in white paper, featuring humorous text such as "I love you willy," "I love your bits," and "I really love you." It's adorned with a blue ribbon and includes a black and white circle sticker on the side, making it perfect for a playful Valentine’s Day gift.
      I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75
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      The "Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous Card" features rainbow furry text and a bright yellow background, making it the ideal naughty birthday card for anyone turning 50 and feeling fabulous!.
      Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Card features a bold, sweary message in colorful puffy letters against a black background, standing upright on a bright pink surface—perfect for any irreverent celebration.
      Happy Fucking Whatever! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Statue Dude Card" features a Roman statue in sunglasses making an "OK" gesture, with a brown envelope included. Perfect for a fun and unique birthday greeting!.
      Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card comes with a brown envelope, features a black-and-white Roman statue holding a beer mug, and says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CHEERS BIG EARS!" on green. Ships worldwide.
      Happy Father's Day. Cheers Big Ears! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card" features a cheeky phrase in vibrant, rainbow font on a black background and comes with a brown envelope.
      Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card" showcases vibrant 3D rainbow letters against a black backdrop. It comes with a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping.
      Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card" features a vibrant rainbow font with puffy letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope. It uses biodegradable materials and is available for worldwide shipping.
      You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      A Wales-designed card, titled "Happy Birthday Cunt!", features a bold plaid black and white pattern on the cover with the text prominently displayed. Set elegantly against a crisp white backdrop, it rests on a brown envelope, blending tradition with charm.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card" features a vintage illustration of a bearded man accompanied by cheeky text on a pristine white background. It comes elegantly placed in its brown envelope and is prepared for worldwide shipping in a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday You Hairy Cunt! Brown Card
      £2.99
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features bold, distressed text: "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" in pink on yellow. A vibrant card, thoughtfully designed in Wales.
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card" features colorful, balloon-like letters spelling "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and "CUNT!" in a vibrant rainbow font against a black background, accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
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      The Happy Birthday Scrote Card showcases a stylish black and white polka dot design, with eye-catching bold black and teal lettering set against the lively pattern. It includes a brown envelope and offers worldwide shipping, all while being eco-friendly due to its biodegradable materials.
      SALE! Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card
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      The Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card features a square design with vibrant rainbow and leaf patterns. Bold red "Happy Birthday Sugar tits" text stands out on a white circle, perfect for funny birthday wishes.
      Bold and Humorous Birthday Greeting | Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card | Fun Design | Birthday Card For Her | Best Friend Birthday
      £2.99
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      Introducing the "Twat! Insult Card," a square greeting card ideal for hilarious friendship occasions. It boasts a glittery rainbow border, with the word "Twat!" prominently showcased in sparkly rainbow letters at its center. This card of adult humor is paired with a plain brown envelope.
      SALE! Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card
      £2.99 £1.01 Save £1.98
      The "Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah." Retro Baby Girl Birthday Card features a bold design with a star-sunglass-wearing girl and bright pink background—perfect for a fun, retro celebration.
      Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Retro Baby Girl, Bold Birthday Celebration Card
      £2.99
      Send a smile with the "Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help?" vintage babes card—a funny, motivational friendship greeting featuring an angry blue-haired woman and a playful passive aggressive message.
      Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help? Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99