Not-So-Rude Birthday Cards

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      Titled "Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card," this humorous Valentine's Day card showcases a playful message adorned with a glittery red heart on a pink background, complemented by a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.75
      Introducing the Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card: a charming greeting card featuring a sheep with flowing wool against pink shading. Adorned with the phrases "Ewe Were Made For Me" and "Everybody Tells Me So!", it includes a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
      Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.75
      The "Will You Look At The Ass On That!" card features a cartoon donkey riding a motorcycle on its cover, with the humorous text, "WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT!" It includes a brown envelope and is suitable for any occasion. Additionally, it ships in a biodegradable bag, making it ideal for worldwide shipping enthusiasts.
      Will You Look At The Ass On That! Card
      £2.75
      The "I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a fluffy sheep with stylized wool set against a pink backdrop. Above the sheep, the text reads "I REALLY REALLY LOVE," while below it says, "EWE!" This charming card comes tucked inside a brown envelope and is shipped in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag. Enjoy global delivery!
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.75
      The Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card features bold black text on a square card, paired with a brown envelope. Blank inside, it’s perfect for adding your personal birthday message.
      Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card
      £2.75
      The WTAF Now List! Notepad, a DL notepad to-do-list with pink borders and lined pages, is shown beside a pink pen and yellow pen on a white surface—ideal for daily planning and organizing tasks.
      WTAF Now List! Notepad. DL Notepad To-do-list.
      £6.50
      The "Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card" features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making a "rock on" sign with the phrase "DADDY, DADDY COOL! LOVE YOU!"—ideal for Father's Day or Dad's birthday.
      Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card" features a bearded statue in sunglasses doing a rock hand sign, plus the message "Happy Birthday to my super cool dad!" on a minimalist white background.
      Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card
      £2.75
      The Happy Birthday From Tech Support: Statue Dude Card features a bearded man in Roman attire holding a phone, with the message "Tried turning it off & on again? Happy birthday from tech support." Ideal for your beer-loving friends!.
      Happy Birthday From Tech Support. Statue Dude Card
      £2.75
      The Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Statue Dude Card features a toga-clad, muscular man with a beer mug. Includes brown envelope. Worldwide shipping available.
      Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.75
      The Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, paired with a brown envelope. Perfect for any occasion, this unique greetings card ships worldwide.
      Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card
      £2.75
      The Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on white cardstock. Presented with a brown envelope, this unique birthday card ships worldwide.
      Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card
      £2.75
      A vibrant rainbow font spells out "LET ME TICKLE YOUR PICKLE!" in colorful 3D-style on a black background. This cheeky card, known as the "Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card," comes with a plain brown envelope and is proudly designed in Wales.
      Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.75
      The "Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card" features a cheeky phrase in vibrant, rainbow font on a black background and comes with a brown envelope.
      Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card
      £2.75
      The "I Really F*cking Love You! Harlem Card" is a square, white greeting card featuring bold black text, displayed on a brown envelope against a white background.
      I Really F*cking Love You! Harlem Card
      £2.75
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card comes inside a brown biodegradable bag and features bold, black text that reads, "People often mistake you for an adult because of your age!" with the word "adult" highlighted in pink against a white background. Take advantage of worldwide shipping options for this cheeky card!
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.75
      The Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card, encased in a brown envelope, showcases textured letters declaring "Happy Birthday Babes!" against a black background. This lively card is both striking and available with worldwide shipping options, making it easy for your heartfelt wishes to reach loved ones anywhere.
      Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card" showcases a vibrant, multicolored message on a sleek black background, complemented by its elegant placement on a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card" features a bold, balloon-like rainbow font against a striking black background, and includes a brown envelope for an eco-friendly gifting option, much like using a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.75
      The "Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card" features bold black text on a white background that reads, "Happy Birthday Minger!" and comes elegantly paired with a brown envelope for worldwide shipping.
      Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
      £2.75
      A square "Happy Birthday Minger Card" featuring bold text and a black and white crosshatch background is included with a plain brown envelope, prepared for global shipping.
      Happy Birthday Minger Card
      £2.75
      The May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card presents an illustrated cat with long, wavy hair and features the playful text, "May I pet your pretty pussy cat?" It comes packaged in a biodegradable bag with a brown envelope and includes the option of worldwide shipping for added convenience.
      May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card
      £2.75
      The "I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card" showcases a mechanical heart adorned with gears and tubes, paired with "I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU!" text and a brown envelope. This delightful card offers ample space for your personal note inside and is available for worldwide shipping.
      I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
      £2.75
      The Phwoar Glitter Card features a sparkling rainbow glitter design, making it perfect for any special occasion. The word "phwoar" is displayed in dazzling rainbow glitter letters against a white circular background. This card, ideal for Valentine's Day or an anniversary, comes with a charming brown envelope.
      Phwoar Glitter Card
      £2.75
      The Love Glitter Card boasts a vibrant design with the word "love" at its center, standing out against a dazzling rainbow-colored background, and is beautifully paired with a brown envelope.
      Love Glitter Card
      £2.75
      A funny card with a pink background features a red heart and the text "Feed me scotch eggs and tell me I'm pretty!" accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.75
      A gorgeous candy-colored Valentine's Day card with a heart and the text "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I'm pretty!" rests on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.75
      The Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a candy-colored design with a pink background and a red glittery heart, making it an ideal choice for a humorous anniversary card. Inside the heart, it reads, "Feed me Twiglets and tell me I'm pretty." The card comes attractively presented on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.75
      The "Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine's Day card adorned with a heart design and red glitter in the center. Inside, it humorously reads, "Feed me Nutella and tell me I'm pretty!" This amusing card comes with a brown envelope, perfect for bringing joy.
      Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.75
      The "Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty" love card for Valentine's Day showcases a heart-shaped design adorned with red glitter. The humorous message inside the heart says, "Feed me Jaffa Cakes and tell me I'm pretty!" and comes with a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.75