Not-So-Rude Birthday Cards

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      The "Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with long rainbow hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for sending birthday laughs to your fabulous friends.
      Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with pink hair, bold sunglasses, and the message “You don’t look a day over fabulous, darling!” on a vibrant yellow background.
      You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a confident woman with big curly hair, bold makeup, and an off-shoulder top on a pink background. Text reads: “Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess!”.
      Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text and stands upright against a yellow background—a perfect queer birthday card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card
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      The Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card features a stylish woman with purple hair, gold earrings, and bold makeup—an ideal funny card for celebrating your best friend’s birthday.
      Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, displayed atop a brown envelope against a white background—a funny UK greeting card sure to add humor to any celebration.
      Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      A vintage-inspired pop art birthday card featuring a surprised woman with teal hair and red lipstick, “LET'S GET ABSOLUTELY TWATTED!” above her. The perfect funny Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card for unforgettable celebrations.
      Let's Get Absolutely Twatted Birthday Card Vintage Babes Celebration
      £2.99
      Cocktail Birthday Card For The Most Fantastic Twat Silver Foil Design Sweary Card Lady
      Cocktail Birthday Card For The Most Fantastic Twat Silver Foil Design
      £3.99
      The Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card, a square black romantic card with vibrant puffy letters, rests on a brown envelope atop a white surface.
      Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features a yellow background and reads, "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" highlighted in pink.
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.99
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      Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Birthday Card for Best Friend Funny Fabulous B*tch Disco Silver Foil Card
      Birthday Card for Best Friend Funny Fabulous B*tch Disco Silver Foil Card
      £3.99
      Send birthday cheer with the Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card—features a smiling woman with purple hair and a bow on a pink background. Perfect vintage-style card for your bestie’s birthday!.
      Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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      The Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card features fluffy red, purple, and blue "21", bold text above and below—perfect for wild celebrations and a hilarious way to mark the milestone.
      Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Rude Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Funny Snarky Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Snarky Birthday Card OMG How Are You So Old Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      The ‘Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card’ features a black and white illustrated woman with vibrant, curly multicolored hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for an Afro birthday celebration.
      Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate a milestone with the "Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card" - featuring a rainbow-colored, fluffy "50", playful birthday wishes, and a fun pink background. The ideal card for turning 50!.
      Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Gorgeous 50th Birthday Card How On Earth Are You 50 Silver Foil Details Sweary Card Lady
      Gorgeous 50th Birthday Card How On Earth Are You 50 Silver Foil Details
      £3.99
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card features a smiling man with a swaddled baby and comic speech bubble. Comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating new dads with humor!.
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card
      £2.99
      The Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Funny Dad Birthday Card features a bearded statue in sunglasses doing a rock-and-roll gesture, with playful text on a teal background—great for Father's Day or your dad's birthday.
      Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card features colorful balloon-style letters on a black background, paired with a brown biodegradable envelope.
      Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card
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      The Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, puffy letters on a black background and stands upright on a yellow surface with a matching yellow wall behind it—a playful birthday card for your husband.
      Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie features a retro red-haired woman with cake and fork on a purple background—perfect for celebrating your best friend's birthday with vintage style.
      Vintage Happy Cake Day Babe Birthday Card For Your Bestie
      £2.99
      The 21st Birthday Card features "Happy Birthday" on top, large faux fur gradient "21" in red, purple, and blue at the center, and "Years of Awesome!" below, all set on a vibrant pink background.
      21st Birthday Card. Happy Birthday 21 Years of Awesome! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      White birthday card with fluffy numbers '18' and text on a pink background
      18th Birthday Card. How The Heck Are You 18 Years Old? Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
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      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
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      The WTAF Now List! Notepad is a bold DL to-do-list planner with blank lines, an "OTHER SHIT!" section, and a pen diagonally placed. It features a pink border and yellow highlighted title, making it stand out on your desk.
      WTAF Now List! Notepad. Shopping List. DL Notepad To-do-list.
      £5.99 £4.99 Save £1.00
      The Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on a white card and comes with a brown envelope—a distinctive way to send your congratulations.
      Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card displays "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFEY!" in vibrant, puffy rainbow lettering and stands upright on a bold yellow surface—an ideal birthday card for your wife.
      Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" features a pink design with a red glittery heart and humorous text—ideal as a funny Valentine’s or anniversary card—pictured on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
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      A square gift box wrapped in the Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet) with black and red "Happy Birthday To My Human Servant ♥ Purrrrrrrr From The Cat" text, finished with a large purple ribbon and bow.
      Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
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