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The "Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card" features a bright rainbow font on black, with a blank inside and stands upright against a yellow background.

Happy Birthday! You're a Fucking Delight! Rainbow Font Card

The Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card features balloon-like rainbow letters on a black square card and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for sending cheeky birthday wishes.

Happy Birthday Cunt! Rainbow Font Card

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A square gift box wrapped in "I Really Really Fucking Love You Gift Wrap" (folded sheet) with a red ribbon and bow, viewed from above on a white background.

I Really Really Fucking Love You Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)

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Wish them a fabulous milestone with the "Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card"—a hilarious card featuring bold, rainbow-colored text, perfect for anyone turning 50 and loving it!.

Happy Birthday Look At You 50 And Fucking Fabulous! Milestone Rude Birthday Card

The Happy Birthday Knobhead Card features the bold phrase "Happy Birthday Knobhead" presented with a brown envelope and set against a black and white diagonal striped background, part of the Sassy Script range.

Happy Birthday Knobhead Card for Him Boyfriend Husband

The Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card features a bold pink and black leopard print with playful pink lettering, making it the ideal cheeky card for someone who loves to laugh on their birthday!.

Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card

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The Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card is a white, funny UK birthday card with bold, distressed black text—ideal for someone with a great sense of humor.

Happy Birthday Bellend! Harlem Card

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The Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card features a square glitter rainbow design with a bold white circle center and “Twat!” in colorful glitter inside. A hilarious friendship card, it comes with a brown envelope.

Twat! Funny Best Friend Insult Card

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The "I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Birthday Card" features bold rainbow text on black, with a brown envelope—ideal for anyone who appreciates colorful, cheeky humor on their birthday.

I Cunt Believe How Old You Are! Rainbow Font Birthday Card

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The "I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)" is a square gift wrapped in white paper, featuring humorous text such as "I love you willy," "I love your bits," and "I really love you." It's adorned with a blue ribbon and includes a black and white circle sticker on the side, making it perfect for a playful Valentine’s Day gift.

Funny I Love Your Willy Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)

£2.75 £2.49 Save £0.26

Bold retro greeting card featuring a serious baby with styled hair and sunglasses. "HAPPY WHATEVER!" appears above; "FUCK YEAH" is reflected in the glasses. Blank inside. Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card.

Happy Whatever! Fuck Yeah. Baby Dude Celebration Card, Bold Rude Birthday Card.

The Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card, a square black romantic card with vibrant puffy letters, rests on a brown envelope atop a white surface.

Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card

The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features a yellow background and reads, "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" highlighted in pink.

People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card

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The Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card is a square card with a polka dot design and bold, playful “Happy Birthday Scrote” text. This funny birthday card comes placed on top of a brown envelope.

Naughty Happy Birthday Scrote Card

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Send your best wishes with this bold and humorous retro floral birthday card for her, featuring a fun "Happy Birthday Sugartits" design—perfect for your best friend’s special day.

Bold and Humorous Birthday Greeting | Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card | Fun Design | Birthday Card For Her | Best Friend Birthday

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The Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card features the bold phrase in colorful letters on black, paired with a brown envelope—a cheeky, funny greeting card for those who love outrageous humor.

Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Darling! Rainbow Font Card

The Happy Birthday Ballbag Card is a square, funny birthday card with a white and black dotted background, bold playful "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ballbag" text, and comes with a brown envelope.

Happy Birthday Ballbag Card for Him Boyfriend Husband

The Happy Birthday Look At You 40 And Fucking Naughty! Rude Birthday Card features bold pink, fluffy “40” numbers on a yellow background—a hilarious and cheeky choice for any 40th birthday celebration.

Happy Birthday Look At You 40 And Fucking Naughty! Rude Birthday Card

The "Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday" card features a bearded statue guy in sunglasses making an OK sign, set on a yellow background, with envelope included—perfect funny card for Dad’s birthday.

Old But Still Pretty Fucking Cool! Happy Birthday. Funny Dad Birthday Card.

OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card features a smiling man with a swaddled baby and comic speech bubble. Comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating new dads with humor!.

OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card

The "Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a retro dad and child illustration with a hilarious quote, perfect for birthdays. Includes a vintage-style greeting card and brown envelope.

Dad, You're the Bollocks! Correct! Funny Dad Birthday Card

The Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Funny Dad Birthday Card features a bearded statue in sunglasses doing a rock-and-roll gesture, with playful text on a teal background—great for Father's Day or your dad's birthday.

Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Funny Dad Statue Dude Birthday Card.

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The "Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card" features a bold square design with "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR DIVORCE!" on a brown envelope, highlighting "DIVORCE!" in pink, all set against a white surface.

Congratu-fucking-lations On Your Divorce! Harlem Card

A Wales-designed card, titled "Happy Birthday Cunt!", features a bold plaid black and white pattern on the cover with the text prominently displayed. Set elegantly against a crisp white backdrop, it rests on a brown envelope, blending tradition with charm.

Happy Birthday Cunt! Card

The Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, shown resting on a brown envelope against a white background.

Happy Birthday Hoebag! Harlem Card

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The Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, puffy letters on a black background and stands upright on a yellow surface with a matching yellow wall behind it—a playful birthday card for your husband.

Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card

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The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.

To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.

The "Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card" features bold, distressed black text with "LOVE" in pink on a brown envelope. The card is blank inside for your personal message.

Sending Love Because Wow What A Shit Show! Harlem Card

The You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card features bold, colorful letters on a black background and comes with a brown envelope—ideal for anyone who enjoys a cheeky, vibrant greeting.

You're Cliterally The Best! Rainbow Font Card

The Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card features a bearded man and bold text on a yellow background—a hilarious, sweary birthday card for anyone with a sense of humor.

Happy Birthday You Hairy Fucker! Blonde Card

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