Sweetheart on the surface. Keeps receipts underneath.
This funny Cancer birthday card combines zodiac truth, cheeky humour and luxe silver foil detailing.
For the Cancer woman who loves hard, remembers everything and definitely hasn’t forgotten that thing you said in 2019.
This funny Cancer zodiac birthday card celebrates the soft-centred, fiercely loyal and occasionally terrifying water sign in proper Sweary Card Lady fashion.
The front says “Happy Birthday To The Sassiest Sweetheart I Know!” with the personality verdict “Charming, you’re ride-or-die bestie, but also vindictive f*cks.”
Bold illustrated artwork gives the card loads of visual impact, finished with luxe silver foil detailing for a shiny premium touch that makes it feel extra special.
It’s spot-on for a Cancer best mate, sister, girlfriend, daughter, aunt or colleague, especially one who is nurturing, hilarious and capable of holding a grudge with Olympic-level commitment.
Made for birthdays between 22 June and 22 July, this is astrology with considerably less waffle and a lot more personality.
Warm heart, excellent memory, slight possibility of revenge. Very Cancer.
It works perfectly as a birthday card for your:
- sister
- best friend
- girlfriend
- daughter
- aunt
- colleague
- work wife
- favourite fierce female
If she likes her birthday cards funny, sweary and a bit bloody fabulous, this one has her name all over it.
CARD INFO
- Luxury silver foil detail
- Blank inside
- Card measures 150mm x 150mm (5.9ins x 5.9ins)
- Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
- Letter size for posting.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Shipped via Standard Royal Mail 1st Class
- Upgrade options available at checkout
- Trackable/Express Shipping available at checkout
