Name: SALE! Merry Christmas Motherfuckers! Sweary Santa Card
Brand: Sweary Card Lady
Price: 1.01 GBP
Availability: InStock

The SALE! Merry Christmas Motherfuckers! Sweary Santa Card features a cartoon Santa in a green hat, smiling on a red, white-dotted background—his beard shouts the bold message with blue snowflakes for an adult Christmas card laugh.

SALE! Merry Christmas Motherfuckers! Sweary Santa Card features a cartoon Santa on a purple snowy background, red "Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!" on his beard, and blue snowflakes—a funny, bold xmas card for adult humor lovers.

SALE! Merry Christmas Motherfuckers! Sweary Santa Card

Send holiday cheers with the SALE! Merry Christmas Motherfuckers! Sweary Santa Card—featuring Santa in a red hat, smiling on a red background with white dots, bold text, and light blue snowflakes. A funny adult Christmas card for rude vibes!.

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Lilac

Red

Dark Green

Merlot

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Cheery Sweary Father Christmas. Merry Christmas Motherfuckers! Card. This ho ho hilarious adult xmas card is great for your wife, best friend or boyfriend. Everybody loves a funny xmas card - especially those who share your naughty xmas humour!

CARD INFO

Packed in a biodegradable bag
Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
Letter size for posting.

SHIPPING & DELIVERY

Shipped via Standard Royal Mail 1st Class
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