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    A sweary retirement card with bold black and pink text exclaims, "Congratulations On Fucking Retiring!" in white, lying on a brown envelope—an ideal way to send rude congratulations that will definitely make an impression.
    Congratulations On Fucking Retiring! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    The "Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card" features bold text that exclaims, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON BEATING CANCER!" with "CANCER" highlighted in pink. It sits atop a brown envelope, making for a striking presentation.
    Congratulations On Beating Cancer! Sweary Card
    £2.75
    A square Congratulations On Your Results! Harlem Card snugly fits in a brown envelope, showcasing the bold message, "WOW! CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ON YOUR RESULTS!" in striking black and pink text. Celebrate your accomplishment with this cheeky typographic greetings card, ideal for capturing the excitement.
    Congrats On Your Results! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your New Job! Harlem Card" features bold text that exclaims, "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new job!" with the word "job" highlighted in pink. Ideal for celebrating a new career milestone, this card comes with a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your New Job! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    A Harlem Card, titled "Congrats On Your New Babies!" features bold, distressed text in white with the message "Wow! Congratu-fucking-lations on your new babies!" in black and pink. This edgy congratulations card is playfully paired with a brown envelope, ready to surprise and delight.
    Congrats On Your New Babies! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card" features bold text that humorously reads, "Wow! Congratufuckinglations on your new baby!" with the word "baby" highlighted in pink. Designed in Wales, the card is set on a brown envelope.
    Congrats On Your New Baby! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Seize That Fucking Yay! Rainbow Font Card" features bold, colorful bubble letters in a vibrant gradient set against a black background. This biodegradable card comes with a brown envelope and is available for worldwide shipping.
    Seize That Fucking Yay! Rainbow Font Card
    £2.75
    The "Off You Fuck! Rainbow Glitter Card" boldly displays "OFF YOU FUCK!" in striking white text, followed by the playful message "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING LEAVING!" underneath. It comes neatly paired with a brown envelope and is available for worldwide shipping, making it ideal for sending off distant goodbyes.
    Off You Fuck! Rainbow Glitter Card
    £2.75
    An A4-sized retirement card called "Huge! Stay Forever Fucking Fabulous" stands vertically, showcasing bold white text with the words "STAY FOREVER FUCKING FABULOUS!" against a vibrant pink and orange gradient background. It's ideal for someone with a cheeky sense of humor.
    Huge! Stay Forever Fucking Fabulous (A4 sized)
    £7.99
    Product Description: The Soz Rainbow Glitter Card is a square card with "SOZ" boldly displayed in iridescent letters inside a white circle, bordered by a vibrant, sparkling rainbow glitter frame, all beautifully paired with a brown envelope.
    Soz Rainbow Glitter Card
    £2.75
    The Fanks Rainbow Glitter Card showcases the word "fanks" in bold, glittery letters on a white circular center. This greeting card is accompanied by biodegradable packaging and includes a brown envelope, offering an eco-friendly option for expressing gratitude.
    Fanks Rainbow Glitter Card
    £2.75
    The "Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card" features a colorful glittery rainbow background with the bold white message "WELL DONE WANKER." In the top right corner, there's a star that reads "GOING TO MISS YOU!" and below, a playful caption exclaims, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING LEAVING!" This card also offers worldwide shipping.
    Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card
    £2.75
    The "Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card" showcases bold black text on a white background, making for the perfect sweary congratulations card. It is elegantly displayed on top of a brown envelope.
    Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card, a white card featuring bold black text that reads "HOO FUCKING RAY!", is set on a brown envelope, making it an ideal sweary congratulations card. It comes packaged in a biodegradable bag for eco-friendly delivery and offers worldwide shipping.
    Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    The "Off You Fuck Then! Harlem Card" features bold black text on a white card with a brown envelope, ideal for those in search of a cheeky congratulations card. It is packaged in a biodegradable bag and available for worldwide shipping.
    Off You Fuck Then! Harlem Card
    £2.75
    A square greetings card with a good luck message for your new job, boldly declares "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" in striking black letters, nestled perfectly on a brown envelope.
    About Fucking Time! Congratulations Card
    £2.75
    The What Kind Of Fuckery Is This? Script Card is a square white card featuring stylish black script text that reads, "What kind of fuckery is this?" It comes with a brown envelope and is ready for worldwide shipping.
    What Kind Of Fuckery Is This? Script Card
    £2.75
    The You Fucking Smashed Script Card showcases a white greeting card with "you fucking smashed it!" elegantly written in black cursive. It is paired with a brown envelope, set against a white background, and is now available for convenient worldwide shipping.
    You Fucking Smashed Script Card
    £2.75
    The "Work Wife For Life! Script Card" featuring the handwritten message "you're my work wife for life!" is displayed on top of a kraft paper envelope, set against a clean white background, ready for worldwide shipping.
    Work Wife For Life! Script Card
    £2.75
    The Piss Off and Fabulous Script Card, featuring handwritten text that reads "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" is displayed on a brown envelope against a white background. Ideal for any occasion, it’s available with worldwide shipping to reach those far-off fabulous friends.
    Piss Off and Fabulous Script Card
    £2.75
    The "Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Card" features a hand with the middle finger raised, adorned with floral illustrations. It includes the text: "Piss off & be fabulous somewhere else then." This card is packaged in a biodegradable bag and comes with a brown envelope. We offer worldwide shipping for this product.
    Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Card
    £2.75
    The Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card features an illustration of a hand with a raised middle finger, encircled by vibrant flowers and leaves. The striking red text declares, "FUCK OFF & BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN." It's blank inside for your personalized message and includes a brown envelope. Plus, it ships worldwide.
    Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card
    £2.75
    Introducing the "Twat! Insult Card," a square greeting card ideal for hilarious friendship occasions. It boasts a glittery rainbow border, with the word "Twat!" prominently showcased in sparkly rainbow letters at its center. This card of adult humor is paired with a plain brown envelope.
    Twat! Insult Card
    £1.00
    The "I Love Your Ass! Card" displays a playful illustration of a donkey on a motorcycle accompanied by bold text. It is delivered in a brown envelope and printed in the UK, adding an eco-friendly element to your message with its biodegradable materials.
    I Love Your Ass! Card
    £2.75
    Illustration of a cat with long, wavy hair resembling a wig, set against a pink circle background. The whimsical "I Love Your Pussy! Card" sits atop an envelope, poised for its journey with worldwide shipping. Above the cat, text reads "I LOVE YOUR" and below "PUSSY!
    I Love Your Pussy! Card
    £2.75
    A "You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card" showcases an illustration of a cat with long, wavy fur surrounded by the text "You have such a beautiful pussy!" and rests on a brown envelope. The card highlights orange and yellow hues in the cat's fur and is available for worldwide shipping.
    You Have Such A Beautiful Pussy! Card
    £2.75
    The May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card presents an illustrated cat with long, wavy hair and features the playful text, "May I pet your pretty pussy cat?" It comes packaged in a biodegradable bag with a brown envelope and includes the option of worldwide shipping for added convenience.
    May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card
    £2.75
    The "Will You Look At The Ass On That!" card features a cartoon donkey riding a motorcycle on its cover, with the humorous text, "WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT!" It includes a brown envelope and is suitable for any occasion. Additionally, it ships in a biodegradable bag, making it ideal for worldwide shipping enthusiasts.
    Will You Look At The Ass On That! Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a fluffy sheep with stylized wool set against a pink backdrop. Above the sheep, the text reads "I REALLY REALLY LOVE," while below it says, "EWE!" This charming card comes tucked inside a brown envelope and is shipped in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag. Enjoy global delivery!
    I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a cartoon sheep set against a pink background with bold text. The card, designed in Wales, is accompanied by a brown envelope and is carefully packaged in a biodegradable bag.
    I Really Fucking Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card" showcases a mechanical heart adorned with gears and tubes, paired with "I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU!" text and a brown envelope. This delightful card offers ample space for your personal note inside and is available for worldwide shipping.
    I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
    £2.75
    The "I Really Fucking Love You! Steampunk Heart Card" showcases an illustration of a mechanical heart adorned with pipes and gears. Bold black text above the design proclaims, "I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOU!" The card is blank inside, perfectly presented on a brown envelope and available for worldwide shipping.
    I Really Fucking Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
    £2.75