Name: SALE! Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card
Brand: Sweary Card Lady
SKU: GX042
Price: 1.01 GBP
Availability: InStock

The SALE! Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card features a cartoon Santa waving with the text "FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THEN!" on a red snowy background. Includes brown envelope—perfect for anyone who loves a sweary, funny Xmas card!.

The "Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card" is a cheeky seasonal card featuring a cartoon Santa Claus waving with the bold text, "FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THEN!" Set against a blue snowflake background and accompanied by a brown envelope, it's ideal for those with a playful sense of humor.

SALE! Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card

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This ho ho hilarious adult xmas card is great for your wife, best friend or boyfriend. Everybody loves a funny xmas card - especially those who share your naughty xmas humour! They will appreciate this funny, seasonal sweary Christmas card!

CARD INFO

Blank inside
Packed in a biodegradable bag
Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK
Letter size for posting.

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