Not-So-Rude Birthday Cards

    Filter
      61 products
      The "You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Funny Vintage-inspired Birthday Card" features a comic-style man in a suit with the quote, "YOU'RE THE DOGS B*LLOCKS DADDY-O!" Comes with a brown envelope. Worldwide shipping available.
      You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Funny Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99
      30th birthday card with fluffy numbers '30' and text on a white background
      Happy 30th Birthday WTF! How Are You 30 Years Old! Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate in style with the Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Birthday Card, featuring bold pink and red "40" numbers, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on top, and "FABULOUS AND FIERCE!" below—perfect for a 40th birthday.
      Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The WTAF Now List! Notepad, a DL notepad to-do-list with pink borders and lined pages, is shown beside a pink pen and yellow pen on a white surface—ideal for daily planning and organizing tasks.
      WTAF Now List! Notepad. DL Notepad To-do-list.
      £4.99
      The Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card features a classical statue wearing sunglasses and making a "rock on" gesture, with the text: "Happy Birthday to my super cool dad!" on a crisp white background.
      Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday From Tech Support: Statue Dude Card features a bearded man in Roman attire holding a phone, with the message "Tried turning it off & on again? Happy birthday from tech support." Ideal for your beer-loving friends!.
      Happy Birthday From Tech Support. Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Statue Dude Card" features a toga-clad, statue-like man hoisting a frothy beer with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" above and "BEERS ARE ON YOU!" below on a charming teal background.
      Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      The Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card features bold black text on a white card, paired with a brown envelope. Perfect for any occasion, this unique greetings card ships worldwide.
      Lah-Dee F*cking Dah! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white greetings card with bold black text reading "HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY!" (the “U” appears as an asterisk). This birthday card ships worldwide and stands out against a yellow background.
      Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      A vibrant rainbow font spells out "LET ME TICKLE YOUR PICKLE!" in colorful 3D-style on a black background. This cheeky card, known as the "Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card," comes with a plain brown envelope and is proudly designed in Wales.
      Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card features colorful, puffy letters on a black background and stands out against a yellow surface. Designed in Wales, it's the perfect vibrant touch for any birthday celebration.
      Happy Birthday Hubby! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card" features bold black text on a white background that reads, "Happy Birthday Minger!" and comes elegantly paired with a brown envelope for worldwide shipping.
      Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
      £2.99
      A square "Happy Birthday Minger Card" featuring bold text and a black and white crosshatch background is included with a plain brown envelope, prepared for global shipping.
      Happy Birthday Minger Card
      £2.99
      The May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card presents an illustrated cat with long, wavy hair and features the playful text, "May I pet your pretty pussy cat?" It comes packaged in a biodegradable bag with a brown envelope and includes the option of worldwide shipping for added convenience.
      May I Pet Your Pretty Pussy Cat? Card
      £2.99
      The "I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card" showcases a mechanical heart adorned with gears and tubes, paired with "I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU!" text and a brown envelope. This delightful card offers ample space for your personal note inside and is available for worldwide shipping.
      I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
      £2.99
      The Phwoar Glitter Card features a sparkling rainbow glitter design, making it perfect for any special occasion. The word "phwoar" is displayed in dazzling rainbow glitter letters against a white circular background. This card, ideal for Valentine's Day or an anniversary, comes with a charming brown envelope.
      Phwoar Glitter Card
      £2.99
      The Love Glitter Card boasts a vibrant design with the word "love" at its center, standing out against a dazzling rainbow-colored background, and is beautifully paired with a brown envelope.
      Love Glitter Card
      £2.99
      A funny card with a pink background features a red heart and the text "Feed me scotch eggs and tell me I'm pretty!" accompanied by a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Scotch Eggs And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      A gorgeous candy-colored Valentine's Day card with a heart and the text "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I'm pretty!" rests on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a candy-colored design with a pink background and a red glittery heart, making it an ideal choice for a humorous anniversary card. Inside the heart, it reads, "Feed me Twiglets and tell me I'm pretty." The card comes attractively presented on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The "Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine's Day card adorned with a heart design and red glitter in the center. Inside, it humorously reads, "Feed me Nutella and tell me I'm pretty!" This amusing card comes with a brown envelope, perfect for bringing joy.
      Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The "Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty" love card for Valentine's Day showcases a heart-shaped design adorned with red glitter. The humorous message inside the heart says, "Feed me Jaffa Cakes and tell me I'm pretty!" and comes with a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Jaffa Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Weirdo Card features bold, playful lettering on a black-and-white zigzag pattern with a yellow background—an ideal choice for brothers who appreciate a touch of adult humour on their birthday.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on a white background with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIRDO!" The card is blank inside and is displayed against a yellow surface.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      A hand holds the I Love You Mum Tulip Card, featuring vibrant pink and red tulips that make it an ideal floral Mother's Day card. The bold gold lettering adds warmth and love to the design. A sticker indicating "I AM PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL)" is present, with a brown envelope seen in the background.
      I Love You Mum Tulip Card
      £2.99
      The "Best Year Of My Life Card" features a vibrant rainbow glitter background with a white circle in the center. The text on the card says, "Best year of my life, with the love of my life!" It's an ideal card for celebrating relationship goals, presented on a brown envelope and left blank inside for your personal message.
      Best Year Of My Life Card
      £2.99
      A typographic birthday card enclosed in a brown envelope, featuring the holographic text "Happy Birth Yay!" in shimmering rainbow colors on a clean white background.
      Happy Birth Yay Card
      £2.99
      The "I Love All of You! Card" features bold, golden 3D letters on a red gold foil surface and rests elegantly against a white background with a brown envelope.
      I Love All of You! Card
      £2.99
      A birthday surprise for a Dog Mum comes wrapped in the "Human Dog Servant Birthday Gift Wrap," featuring playful dog-themed paper with black and red text that reads, "Happy Birthday to My Human Servant! Woof Woof! From The Dog." It's tied with a silver ribbon and adorned with a small round "DRUNK DOG BOX" logo.
      Human Dog Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75
      A gift box is elegantly wrapped in the Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet), featuring a cat-themed design with black and red text repeatedly stating "Happy Birthday to my human servant. Purrrrrr from the cat." It is beautifully tied with a purple ribbon and bow, making it the perfect gift for any kitty's mum.
      Human Cat Servant Birthday Gift Wrap (Folded Sheet)
      £2.75