Not-So-Rude Birthday Cards

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      Funny Rude Birthday Card Steak Bake Slag Porcelain Style Foodie Gold Foil Card Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Rude Birthday Card Greggs Steak Bake Slag Porcelain Style Foodie Gold Foil Card
      £3.99
      Funny 21st Birthday Card How The Heck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny 21st Birthday Card How The Heck Are You 21 Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      The "Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Birthday Card" features a retro winking man in a suit with a pink burst background and bold greeting. Envelope included. Ships worldwide. Perfect for your dad's birthday!.
      Love you Daddy! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      30th birthday card with fluffy numbers '30' and text on a white background
      Happy 30th Birthday WTF! How Are You 30 Years Old! Card
      £2.99
      The Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card features bold black text on white—ideal for birthdays or special celebrations. Shown on a yellow surface with a matching background.
      Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a bearded statue in sunglasses making a rock 'n' roll sign, with a blue and white minimalist design and bold birthday message for dad.
      Happy Birthday To My Super Cool Dad! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card is a white greetings card with bold black text reading "HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY!" (the “U” appears as an asterisk). This birthday card ships worldwide and stands out against a yellow background.
      Happy F*cking Birthday! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Minger Card is a square, UK-printed card featuring a black-and-white geometric design, bold lettering, and comes with a brown envelope in a biodegradable bag.
      Happy Birthday Minger Card
      £2.99
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      The I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card features a sheep in front of a pink circle with the words "I REALLY REALLY LOVE EWE!" Blank inside, it comes with a brown envelope and is designed in Wales—perfect for heartfelt messages.
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99 £1.25 Save £1.74
      The Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a red glitter heart on pink, with a fun message inside: "Feed me pickled onions and tell me I’m pretty!" Includes a brown envelope—perfect for your wife on Valentine's Day.
      Feed Me Pickled Onions And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The "Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card" is a pink Valentine’s Day card with a red glittery heart and white text, displayed atop a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Twiglets And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Weirdo Card features a black and white zigzag pattern with "Happy Birthday Weirdo" in bold fonts inside a white circle—perfect for anyone who loves adult humor.
      Happy Birthday Weirdo Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold black diagonal stripes on a white background with "Happy Birthday Twat" in stylized lettering inside a white circle—a funny, rude adult birthday card for those who enjoy cheeky humor.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birth Yay Card is a square typographic birthday card featuring glittery rainbow "HAPPY BIRTH YAY!" text on the front, paired with a brown envelope. The inside is blank for your personal message.
      Happy Birth Yay Card
      £2.99
      Birthday Card for Friend Funny Rude Sauv Blanc Wine Lover Chinoiserie Gold Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Birthday Card for Friend Funny Rude Sauv Blanc Wine Lover Chinoiserie Gold Foil
      £3.99
      Birthday Card for Sister Funny Rude Cake Chinoiserie Gold Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Birthday Card for Sister Funny Rude Cake Chinoiserie Gold Foil
      £3.99
      Funny Rude Birthday Card Sour Dough Slut Porcelain Style Friendship Gold Foil Card Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Rude Birthday Card Sour Dough Slut Porcelain Style Friendship Gold Foil Card
      £3.99
      Birthday Card for Friend Disco Party Silver Foil Funny Celebration Card Sweary Card Lady
      Birthday Card for Friend Disco Party Silver Foil Funny Celebration Card
      £3.99
      Bilingual Penblwydd Hapus - Happy Birthday Welsh Card Gold Foil Sweary Card Lady
      Bilingual Penblwydd Hapus - Happy Birthday Welsh Card Gold Foil
      £3.99
      Funny Cheeky Birthday Card I Can’t Believe How Old You Are Silver Foil Detail Sweary Card Lady
      Funny Cheeky Birthday Card I Can’t Believe How Old You Are Silver Foil Detail
      £3.99
      The “Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help?” card is a funny, motivational friendship greeting featuring a vintage cartoon woman with blue hair and plaid shirt, perfect for cheering up friends with humor.
      Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help? Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99
      The "When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In Peoples Eyes! Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card" features a smiling retro redhead with half a lemon, perfect as a bold and humorous friendship or passive-aggressive card.
      When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In Peoples Eyes! Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99
      The "You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card" features a comic-style drawing of a smiling man in a suit, speech bubble with the phrase, and comes with a brown envelope. Designed in Wales.
      You're The Dogs B*llocks Daddy-o! Vintage-inspired Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      Celebrate in style with the Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Birthday Card, featuring bold pink and red "40" numbers, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on top, and "FABULOUS AND FIERCE!" below—perfect for a 40th birthday.
      Happy Birthday 40 Fabulous And Fierce! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday From Tech Support" card shows a classical statue figure with a phone and the caption, “Tried turning it off & on again? Happy birthday from tech support,” resting on a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday From Tech Support. Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      Give Dad a laugh with the "Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You!" funny birthday card featuring a toga-clad man raising a beer mug on a teal background—perfect for beer lovers!.
      Happy Birthday. Beers Are On You! Funny Dad Birthday Card.
      £2.99
      The Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card features the playful phrase in colorful, puffy letters on a black background—great as a cheeky card for someone who loves a little fun. Comes with a brown envelope.
      Let Me Tickle Your Pickle! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card features bold, distressed black text on white card stock and comes with a brown envelope. It's packaged in a biodegradable bag and displayed against a white background.
      Happy Birthday Minger Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card features a mechanical heart and sweet message, comes with a brown envelope, is blank inside, and arrives in a biodegradable bag for eco-friendly gifting.
      I Really Really Love You! Steampunk Heart Card
      £2.99
      The Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card features a pink design, large red glittery heart, and playful white text. This funny anniversary card comes displayed on a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Nutella And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99