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      The "You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card" features a chic illustrated woman with pink hair, bold sunglasses, and the message “You don’t look a day over fabulous, darling!” on a vibrant yellow background.
      You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous Darling! Vintage Babes Happy Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a woman with colorful, swirling hair and bold text on a yellow background—a playful, vintage-inspired way to celebrate her special day.
      Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
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      The "Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card" features a statue-like figure in sunglasses making a "rock on" sign with the phrase "DADDY, DADDY COOL! LOVE YOU!"—ideal for Father's Day or Dad's birthday.
      Daddy, Daddy Cool! Love You! Statue Dude Card
      £2.99
      Titled "Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card," this humorous Valentine's Day card showcases a playful message adorned with a glittery red heart on a pink background, complemented by a brown envelope.
      Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Love Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card, encased in a brown envelope, showcases textured letters declaring "Happy Birthday Babes!" against a black background. This lively card is both striking and available with worldwide shipping options, making it easy for your heartfelt wishes to reach loved ones anywhere.
      Happy Birthday Babes! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      The "Let's Get Absolutely Twatted! Vintage Babes Birthday Celebration Card" features a surprised woman with teal hair and red lipstick, hands on cheeks, and bold text on a pink background—perfect for a fun birthday!.
      Let's Get Absolutely Twatted! Vintage Babes Birthday Celebration Card
      £2.99
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card features a smiling man with a swaddled baby and comic speech bubble. Comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating new dads with humor!.
      OMG, There's No Mute Button On This Thing!! Funny Vintage-inspired New Dad Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Cake Day Babe! Vintage Babes Birthday Card features a pop art-style woman with red hair holding a fork and layered cake on a purple background, with white text: “Happy Cake Day Babe!”—a fun birthday card for your bestie.
      Happy Cake Day Babe! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" features a confident woman with big curly hair, bold makeup, and an off-shoulder top on a pink background. Text reads: “Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess!”.
      Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Goddess! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      Illustration of a glamorous woman with bold makeup and purple hair on a pink background. The "Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card" is a funny, retro-inspired birthday card for your best friend.
      Happy F*cking Birthday Beautiful! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You!" vintage-inspired birthday card features a retro illustration of a smiling suited man with rays and bold text, and comes with a brown envelope—perfect for celebrating your unique dad.
      To The Best F*cking Dad Ever! Love You! Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
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      Celebrate a milestone with the "Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card"—featuring a rainbow-colored, fluffy "50", playful birthday wishes, and a fun pink background. The ideal card for turning 50!.
      Happy Birthday 50 And Still Pretty Nifty! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card features bold black text on white—ideal for birthdays or special celebrations. Shown on a yellow surface with a matching background.
      Queen of F*cking Everything! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The "Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card" features a cheeky phrase in vibrant, rainbow font on a black background and comes with a brown envelope.
      Fancy Getting Naked Later? Rainbow Font Card
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      The "I Really F*cking Love You! Harlem Card" is a square, white greeting card featuring bold black text, displayed on a brown envelope against a white background.
      I Really F*cking Love You! Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card features bold, distressed text: "People often mistake you for an ADULT because of your age!" with "ADULT" in pink on yellow. A vibrant card, thoughtfully designed in Wales.
      People Often Mistake You Birthday Harlem Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card features a glittery rainbow font on a black background. Standing upright on a yellow surface, it’s perfect for her special day. UK shipping available.
      Happy Birthday Wifey! Rainbow Font Card
      £2.99
      Introducing the Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card: a charming greeting card featuring a sheep with flowing wool against pink shading. Adorned with the phrases "Ewe Were Made For Me" and "Everybody Tells Me So!", it includes a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag.
      Ewe Were Made For Me Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99
      The "Will You Look At The Ass On That!" card features a cartoon donkey riding a motorcycle on its cover, with the humorous text, "WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT!" It includes a brown envelope and is suitable for any occasion. Additionally, it ships in a biodegradable bag, making it ideal for worldwide shipping enthusiasts.
      Will You Look At The Ass On That! Card
      £2.99
      The "I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card" showcases a fluffy sheep with stylized wool set against a pink backdrop. Above the sheep, the text reads "I REALLY REALLY LOVE," while below it says, "EWE!" This charming card comes tucked inside a brown envelope and is shipped in an eco-friendly biodegradable bag. Enjoy global delivery!
      I Really Really Love Ewe! Glamour Sheep Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday Twat Card features bold text on a white circle with black diagonal stripes, set against a yellow background for a playful touch. This adult humour card is perfect for sending rude birthday wishes.
      Happy Birthday Twat Card
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      The Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card, featuring a square design with bold black text reading "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWAT!" rests on a brown envelope against a white background, making it perfect for special day celebrations.
      SALE! Happy Birthday Twat! Harlem Card
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      Send a smile with the "Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help?" vintage babes card—a funny, motivational friendship greeting featuring an angry blue-haired woman and a playful passive aggressive message.
      Oh No! Sending You Good Vibes, Maybe A Tattoo Will Help? Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99
      The "When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In Peoples Eyes! Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card" features a smiling retro redhead with half a lemon, perfect as a bold and humorous friendship or passive-aggressive card.
      When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In Peoples Eyes! Funny Motivational Friendship Greetings Vintage Babes Card
      £2.99
      Celebrate in style with the 21st Birthday Card: "Happy Birthday 21 Years of Awesome!" This milestone card features a furry, gradient-colored 21 on a pink background—perfect for any 21-year-old's celebration.
      21st Birthday Card. Happy Birthday 21 Years of Awesome! Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      White birthday card with fluffy numbers '18' and text on a pink background
      18th Birthday Card. How The Heck Are You 18 Years Old? Milestone Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The ‘Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card’ features a black and white illustrated woman with vibrant, curly multicolored hair and bold text on a bright yellow background—perfect for an Afro birthday celebration.
      Happy Birthday You Fierce Female! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card features a retro illustration of a smiling, purple-haired woman with a bow, pointing forward on a pink background with playful birthday text—perfect for any celebration.
      Happy Birthday To You! Vintage Babes Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Birthday Card features rainbow "21" with bold messages above and below, making a hilarious, cheeky gift for anyone celebrating their milestone birthday.
      Funny 21st Birthday, Holy Shit You're 21 Time To Get Shitfaced! Birthday Card
      £2.99
      The "Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Birthday Card" features a retro winking man in a suit with a pink burst background and bold greeting. Envelope included. Ships worldwide. Perfect for your dad's birthday!.
      Love you Daddy! Fun Vintage-inspired Birthday Card
      £2.99