Seasonal Bollocks To One And All rude Christmas wrapping paper featuring smiling snowmen with carrot noses, red scarves and green lettering on a pale blue snowflake background, shown wrapping a gift tied with green ribbon.
Seasonal Bollocks To One And All rude Christmas wrapping paper featuring smiling snowmen with carrot noses, red scarves and green lettering on a pale blue snowflake background, shown wrapping a gift tied with green ribbon.
  • 😇Fudge
  • 😉B*llocks
  • 😜Sh*t For Brains
  • 😱F*ck

Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! | Rude Snowman Christmas Wrapping Paper

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Seasonal Bollocks to One and All! ⛄🎄

Because sometimes a cheerful Christmas greeting just doesn't quite cut it!

Bring a little festive mischief to your presents with our Seasonal Bollocks To One And All! Christmas Wrapping Paper, featuring a whole gang of cheeky snowmen delivering a wonderfully sweary seasonal message.

With their carrot noses, big smiles and bright red scarves, these mischievous snowmen look perfectly innocent. Until you read the words "Seasonal Bollocks To One And All!" printed across their snowy bellies!

Set against a lovely icy blue background scattered with white snowflakes, this funny, rude Christmas wrapping paper is the perfect combination of cute festive design and gloriously inappropriate humour.

Ideal for Secret Santa surprises, cheeky stocking fillers, sweary besties, office Christmas gifts and anyone who appreciates a bit of festive sarcasm.

Because Christmas is lovely. Mostly. Until the seasonal bollocks begins!

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The Important Bits

  • Sheet size: 660mm x 480mm (approx. 26 x 18.9 inches)

  • Folded size: 330mm x 240mm (approx. 13 x 9.4 inches)

  • Format: Supplied folded, not rolled

  • Designed: Proudly designed in Wales

  • Printed: Printed in the UK

  • Postage: Convenient large-letter format

  • Delivery: Dispatched via Royal Mail Tracked 48

Whether you're wrapping a thoughtful gift for your favourite potty-mouthed pal or something wonderfully inappropriate for Secret Santa, this sweary snowman Christmas gift wrap is guaranteed to raise a smile before the present's even opened.

Cute snowmen. Naughty words. Beautifully wrapped Christmas presents.

Because nothing says festive cheer quite like a load of seasonal bollocks!


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