OfferBuy 6 Christmas cards, get 2 free
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Fuck off and have a very merry fucking Christmas then! The perfect festive greeting for anyone who deserves a little Christmas cheer with a hefty dose of attitude.
Featuring bold, snow-topped lettering, a green festive background and a ridiculously cheerful snowman in a snow globe, this funny rude Christmas card delivers a wonderfully sweary Christmas message with absolutely no festive restraint.
Perfect for your sarcastic best mate, your favourite foul-mouthed family member or that one person who manages to test your patience every bloody Christmas.
It's gloriously rude, delightfully passive-aggressive and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who appreciates a good swear word and a healthy dose of British sarcasm.
The lovely little details:
150mm square Christmas card
Premium 300gsm Invercote card
Smooth satin laminated finish
Blank inside for your own festive nonsense
Supplied with a bright neon envelope
Because nothing says peace, love and goodwill quite like telling someone to fuck off and have a lovely Christmas anyway.