Name: Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas | Funny Rude Santa Christmas Card
Brand: Sweary Card Lady
SKU: GX070
Price: 2.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

Funny rude Christmas card reading Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas, featuring a vintage-style Santa wearing sunglasses and surrounded by flowers.

The "Sunglass Santa's Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas! Card" is a hilarious xmas card showing Santa in shades, a red hat, and flowers. The text reads: "CALM YA TITS IT'S CHRISTMAS!"—perfect for anyone with a cheeky sense of humor.

Funny rude Christmas card reading Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas, featuring a vintage-style Santa wearing sunglasses and han unlit cigar.

Funny rude Christmas card reading Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas, featuring a vintage-style Santa wearing sunglasses and holding a whisky glass.

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Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas | Funny Rude Santa Christmas Card

Calm ya tits, it's Christmas! Put the wrapping paper down, pour yourself a stiff drink and take some festive advice from Santa himself.

Featuring a gloriously chilled-out Father Christmas sporting sunglasses, a magnificent moustache and a well-earned tipple, this funny rude Christmas card is perfect for anyone who's had quite enough of the festive madness.

Ideal for your permanently stressed-out bestie, your Christmas-obsessed sister or that mate who's already three cocktails deep before the turkey's in the oven.

With its vintage-inspired illustration and brilliantly sweary message, this cheeky Christmas card is a welcome reminder that Christmas is supposed to be fun, for fuck's sake!

The lovely little details:

150mm square Christmas card
Premium 300gsm Invercote card
Smooth satin laminated finish
Blank inside for your own festive nonsense
Supplied with a bright neon envelope
Shipped via Standard Royal Mail 1st Class
Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK

Because nothing says Christmas spirit quite like Santa, a stiff drink and telling everyone to calm their tits.

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Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas | Funny Rude Santa Christmas Card

Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas | Funny Rude Santa Christmas Card

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