Funny rude Christmas card reading Fuck Off and Have a Very Merry Fucking Christmas Then, featuring snowy white lettering on a green background and a smiling snowman in a snow globe.
Funny rude Christmas card reading Fuck Off and Have a Very Merry Fucking Christmas Then, featuring snowy white lettering on a green background and a smiling snowman in a snow globe.
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Fuck Off & Have a Merry Fucking Christmas | Funny Rude Christmas Card

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Fuck Off & Have a Merry Fucking Christmas | Funny Rude Christmas Card

Fuck off and have a very merry fucking Christmas then! The perfect festive greeting for anyone who deserves a little Christmas cheer with a hefty dose of attitude.

Featuring bold, snow-topped lettering, a green festive background and a ridiculously cheerful snowman in a snow globe, this funny rude Christmas card delivers a wonderfully sweary Christmas message with absolutely no festive restraint.

Perfect for your sarcastic best mate, your favourite foul-mouthed family member or that one person who manages to test your patience every bloody Christmas.

It's gloriously rude, delightfully passive-aggressive and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who appreciates a good swear word and a healthy dose of British sarcasm.

The lovely little details:

  • 150mm square Christmas card

  • Premium 300gsm Invercote card

  • Smooth satin laminated finish

  • Blank inside for your own festive nonsense

  • Supplied with a bright neon envelope

  • Shipped via Standard Royal Mail 1st Class
  • Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK

Because nothing says peace, love and goodwill quite like telling someone to fuck off and have a lovely Christmas anyway.


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