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Santa's Got Attitude. But He's Watching His Language! 🎅🎄
Who says Father Christmas has to be a sweet old chap with a twinkle in his eye? Our Slightly Less Sweary Santa Christmas Wrapping Paper proves that even Santa can have a naughty sense of humour!
Featuring a collection of brilliantly grumpy, vintage-inspired Santas with tattoo-style illustrations, cheeky festive expressions and a few strategically placed asterisks, this funny Christmas gift wrap delivers all the mischief without spelling out every swear word.
With wonderfully inappropriate greetings including "Calm Ya Tits It's Christmas!", "Seasonal B*llocks To One And All!" and "Feeling Festive As F*ck!", these retro Santas certainly aren't your average jolly old fellows.
Set against a crisp white background with subtle festive detailing, the classic black-and-white illustrations and touches of Christmas colour give this alternative Christmas wrapping paper a wonderfully nostalgic feel.
Perfect for Secret Santa surprises, office Christmas gifts, cheeky stocking fillers and anyone who loves their Christmas humour a little naughty but not completely potty-mouthed.
All the festive attitude. Just a few less bloody letters!
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The Important Bits
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Sheet size: 660mm x 480mm (approx. 26 x 18.9 inches)
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Folded size: 330mm x 240mm (approx. 13 x 9.4 inches)
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Format: Supplied folded, not rolled
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Designed: Proudly designed in Wales
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Printed: Printed in the UK
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Postage: Convenient large-letter format
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Delivery: Dispatched via Royal Mail Tracked 48
Whether you're wrapping something lovely for your favourite cheeky friend, surprising the office Christmas grump or looking for funny festive wrapping paper that doesn't spell out every swear word, these mischievous Santas have you covered.
Vintage Santas. Naughty humour. Asterisks in all the right places.
Because sometimes a little festive censorship is all that stands between a lovely Christmas gift and a very offended Auntie Brenda!
